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Anonymous 09/09/2019 (Mon) 23:36:06 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw no gf
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>>423
we all know that feel
>>101
Eat less (once or twice a day, within the most close schedule possible.
Cold showers.
Deep breathwork.
Sport.

You must first have a strategy against such Fel energies.
>>136
My greetings. May God make your blessings contagious
>>3 If you are in need of emotional energy a gf is the solution but emotional energy is overrated. Sex with escorts do the physical part.
>>599 >lies above more lies

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Antagonism Anonymous 02/26/2020 (Wed) 10:08:15 No. 828 [Reply] [Last]
I have a quest for you all, playable characters. >go towards some succubus video where these singers are just mixing their porn with their songs, ex: "Becky G - Me gustan mayores" >open a comment >write some sentence like the next one: "When you are an attention-needy useless parasite without any fear or shame about it because every man around you is a babbling zombie onanist" >write these sentences in Taco in case that most comments were also in that language >be discreet with your profile if you feel this could generate some heightened reactions >be sure your comment has been attached and remains visible >expect for comments and reactions >come back here and report

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Mens choices in life Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 08:40:20 No. 711 [Reply] [Last]
1. You work 4x as much as Lisa Su to make 10x less 2. Kill self 3.Become a beta Belle Delphine style egirl worship 4. Rot and hope to god something gets fixed
Oh I forgot 5. Become a tranny
>>711 Asians have the smallest genitals
>>711 God be praised at every circumstances

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r9k jokes Anonymous 02/24/2020 (Mon) 19:06:14 No. 821 [Reply] [Last]
How can you actually make memes or jokes about the virgin's ride and it's systems of perception? I happen to never come across not a single one

A shitpost from 4chan AnonInfinity 09/27/2019 (Fri) 03:12:43 No. 237 [Reply] [Last]
I'm sorry for posting something so stupid here
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Let’s do what they did with nigger and start calling each other incas
>>329 yo inca
>>774 my incanigger
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That was a stupid shitpost and so are you.

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Merry Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2019 (Wed) 17:02:42 No. 693 [Reply] [Last]
I hope all you anons are having a comfy Christmas.
>>693 Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>693 I wish I had seen this when I was blue during Christmas. Hope everyone had a good one
>>693 Thank you kind anon.

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Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 07:48:35 No. 17 [Reply] [Last]
nice, no trannies. also r9k is for comfy boys only, no faggots please
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>>21 can confirm am faggot here too lurking in str8 robot board. i have no where else, ill be staying here now. thanks.
>>26 This shit was absolutely real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iId00EavFQY
>>17 >faggots Faggots need their own board. Preferably in an oven.
I am german and I agree
>>17 genderqueer genderqueer genderQUEEER i enjoy being HEEERE op is the true 100% faggot

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Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 07:39:38 No. 172 [Reply] [Last]
>job interview for apprenticeship (pretty much for cunts straight outta high school)
>he asks my age
>say i'm over 21 (i'm 32 but look a decade younger. pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing)
>"so you're 21?"
>reply: yes
>what you do in your spare time?
>camping
>by yourself?
>yes
>with friends also?
>yes (lie)
i'm never making it out of a factory
i'm never going to make it
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>>361
Tell the truth. Stop thinking that you must run away from yourself.
>>195 W E L D
>>500 Nice numbers, mister. What I usually do is return a question to them. >You do this activity? <yes >sociably of course? <no, why? A normalfag usually cannot comprehend that some activities don't have to involve other people, has BSOD and GTFOs.
>>172 >pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing This is what is happening to me right now and I'm scared shitless of ending up like you.
>>172 To me, such dialogue seems like the old f*g has already smelled you. so, don't hide. Try always different strategies, at least you'll end up not feeling like you sold yourself.

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hallo 54m50n#QYVfBN 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:25:19 No. 62 [Reply] [Last]
4chan oldtripfriend here, gonna check out this imageboard for a bit. it'll probably die out or get removed like most do, but will enjoy in the meantime
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>>62 I quitted 4chan for the captchas. I got ten and I got fed up with it.
>>63 This thing has been up for 11 days? That's it?!!! >>62 Sup dude. I swore off 4chan 3 years ago shortly after noot took over.
>>750 you replied to a post from late september 2019. can't remember if post dates show up on mobile. for better or worse, it's been a bit slow for awhile. i think the board owner says it's been around several hundred hits a day (not posts)
>>609 Not him, but legacy captcha dying really was the last straw. It's what sent me to 8chan and other chans finally despite them being dead. What got me wasn't putting up with it, it was that no one even CARED about jewgle captcha. Making captcha's isn't even hard. You don't need a government spy machine's help. The site is simply there to piss people off while making money, the users off specifically. 4chan used to piss OTHER people off and make it's own userbase happy. It's just bad. The only time mods act on anything is to destroy freedom of expression too while leaving bait.
>>753 Yeah you're right, I looked up the logs too and this site's only been around since September 10, 2019.

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/Sleep/ general Anonymous 10/28/2019 (Mon) 09:52:35 No. 482 [Reply] [Last]
How well do you sleep anon?
I find myself slipping off the deep end when it comes to sleep. Every night the time I fall asleep ticks forward one hour. It has gotten to the point where I fall asleep at noon and awaken at midnight.
Any advice for I or other sleep deprived anons? All discussion on sleep is welcome.
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>>482
Actively relax your muscles. Go through each muse group and especially the shoulders mentally. Also stay away from light and media a couple of hours before going to bed.
>>482 You may call me a weeb but I recently got into JoJo and one of the villains has a quote: >I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning I recently started doing this and I can say that it works really well. And I'm dead serious when I say I do 20 minutes of stretching. Usually I eat around 9:30 then I browse the chans some more and then I have a shower and brush my teeth. From 10:20 to 10:40 I'm usually stretching and then I have a glass of warm milk. By 10:55 I'm usually in bed and sleep until 7. Also I make sure there is absolutely no light or nothing to disturb me while sleeping. I started doing this about a month ago and it's been going really well for me. I feel more energetic during the day and I wake up easier. Some tips I can give: >eat dinner at least 20 minutes before you go to sleep >avoid screens (phone,PC,TV,...) before going to sleep >have a regular sleep cycle(i.e. go to sleep and wake up at the same hour every day or you'll feel tired) >don't drink before sleeping >don't smoke before sleeping >make sure you follow your natural sleep patterns(i.e. sleep only when it is dark)
>>482 I have been feeling this way for awhile but with a little more problems. It feels like during the day im walking through a fog and everything feels Mort due to my sleeping habits lately. I want to have more energy in the day like what you said. But I will follow the advice to what this anon said to see if I can fix my sleep cycle again. >>628 If you guys have extra tips to say to me in my situation to what I said before then im up for it to get over this problem I have.
>>628 I can definitely see why a robot would sympathize with Kira Yoshikage.
>>482 When I was able to exercise each day it helped a lot. These days sublingual CBD oil helps if I take it right before I go to sleep

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