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/r9k/ song thread Anonymous 09/17/2019 (Tue) 03:51:33 No. 30 [Reply] [Last]
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>>431 I don't like this wrist cutting Swedish kind of DSBM if you get what I mean But I like doom and some black metal Have been listening to this on repeat for the last couple of months or so. Extremely underrated. At least I haven't heard it being mentioned anywhere: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Flm36a3y_M
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MysteryXX 12/21/2019 (Sat) 12:10:08 No. 683 [Reply] [Last]
My virginity is inevitable... sadly.
>>683 Maybe if you stopped consuming soy media it'd be less inevitable?
>>683 The only sad thing is you considering it is a sad thing. >values according to female standards >fail
>>683 disregard females, aquire magic
>>683 rape a bitch problem solved

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Trade skills Anonymous 06/18/2020 (Thu) 21:53:17 No. 1151 [Reply] [Last]
Any other robots in trade skills at all? Considering for a few years to start finding a job in the electrical or welding fields. Tired of being a neet fuckup.
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>>1156 That is nice, I live in the Northwest and love the rainy weather. Have wanted to move to an area where it is snowing or at least raining and cloudy. You also live in a non-safe area, I have always felt unsafe on walks and almost shot a few times in muggings. Oh I do carry, though no anymore. Guns are overrated really, to me.
>>1157 sorry to hear about you almost being shot, i always wondered what feels you get from nightwalks though. Are they worth it? also are nightdrives similiar or more different than nightwalks?
>>1158 They are very enjoyable, usually the serve to clear my head of stress. Being able to go outside and be the only person there and not even bring any electronics and take your time is very relaxing. Drives are okay, they go by a bit quicker and you are a bit more on edge as you have to pay constant attention to your surroundings.
>>1161 ahh it does sound very comfy, so do you not listen to music during nightwalks? If i ever did a nightwalk I'd probably listen to vaporwave while walking.
Ive done plumbing, heavy equipment operation and welding. Never got any certs in it or got in a union though- honestly go for it man its the best thing you can do but for me i was already working making money so the cert and union bullshit just seemed like a waste of time

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Anonymous 06/06/2020 (Sat) 08:47:47 No. 1118 [Reply] [Last]
This place is comfy, keeps this place decent anon
nothing lasts forever friend. enjoy yourself while you can
posting to seize the day
Indeed this place is very comfy, i'm just happy there are no foids and normalniggers here.
did you came from the threads of that robot spaming 4cuckz?
Yeah! Let's keep /r9k/ comfyyy~! UwU

R2femoid Anonymous 06/20/2020 (Sat) 02:59:43 No. 1167 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >not wizard but bad dry spell >need sums hot roast beef bccovidtears >take uber to lady >sex lasts 3min >she leaves >comes back w >DirtycomputerIguess.jpeg >we sex again >she huffs it as we fuck >falls over and over >big ouch on chin >Shes probably dead >tip toe out in am Is my sex really THAT bad anons?

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Anonymous 05/14/2020 (Thu) 17:28:26 No. 1032 [Reply] [Last]
I'm gonna make it we are all gonna make it
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>>1117 the usual shit that ruins your life, desensitization because of porn ect. Sleep deprivation. Stress. being dumb enough to visit /pol/ child of a single parent
>>1135 just stop visiting pol besides for sig. when you feel like playing vidya or watching simpsons, instead read sig and books linked there. afterward, start applying that knowledge
>>1135 Friend, you have, perhaps unintentionally, created an extraordinarily invaluable tool for yourself. A list of problems you must fix. It is easier said than done. Of course it is. But I do believe that with some hard work, you could get the wheel of progress spinning. > desensitization because of porn Try not masturbating or looking at porn. Yes, as previously mentioned, easier said than done. But, luckily for us, many resources are available to us these days. From self-improvement YouTubers (or any of your preferred websites) to the NoFap Subreddit. > InB4 rEdDiT nOrMaLfAg EeW. You must be 18+ to post here. > Sleep deprivation. Try to go to sleep and wake up at a consistent time. No phones and gizmos in bed. Yes, hard at first, but this part will become second nature in a week or two. > Stress. This is the hardest part to deal with. Life is stressful and we don't always manage to have everything under control.

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>>1140 I dissociate when I get stressed

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Anonymous 11/20/2019 (Wed) 05:00:01 No. 589 [Reply] [Last]
what are you assfuckers up to
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>>589 Some Random missile to blow every business I have been fired or rejected from. Also a plague could be expected
>>589 Drinking coffee. I've had sex with over 150 girls if you wanna ama
>>589 im just sad. its like no one loves, no one shows me affection, i just dont kow why
>>1133 learn to enjoy your own company and stop letting your happiness rely on other people
>>1134 This. Based and whitepilled.

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is it over? Anonymous 06/11/2020 (Thu) 01:50:53 No. 1137 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >23 >CS student >decent state school >still in college >only lost my virginity 6 months ago >ONS >no luck after >so called friends deserted me when I confessed I was an incel >last two friends left >1st was down to do shrooms but dipped when I was about to get some >2nd is super sjw npc who hates trump >father suffering from aphasia >try to help him >he basically said to stop questioning the care taker >okay.png >ruin chances of easy shoe-in job at intel after college too

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>>1137 >so called friends deserted me when I confessed I was an incel Depending on your definition of an incel, it might be the correct response. >a simple life I can call paradise of a white family with a son and daugther in a affluently christian and white area They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. >decide to sacrifice myself to the cause of traditionalism and protecting white identity >getting more and more blackpilled due to riots and double standards of not shooting nigs >clown world >will I even make it >its gonna take at least a decade to get the plan done >all I have is blind hope >realize the importance of god and his connection to my father and me

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>>1138 You misunderstand, I do not think I can myself ever establish white paradise. I however have hope in the lord that he will protect me and love me for he is the one who made me and gave me purpose and its for him and my family I live now. All I want in my life at this point, is a nuclear family with a white son and daughter with a steady income. If I can have that I have achieved paradise and made the suffering of my parents worth it all.

Chronic masturbation leads to less excitement in the future Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 21:52:50 No. 1016 [Reply] [Last]
and you won't be able to orgasm if you have sex with a partner because you're use to your hand quit fapping
you're less of a man each fap
proof in pic
Semen retention is important

Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution Anonymous 05/08/2020 (Fri) 21:50:28 No. 1085 [Reply] [Last]
Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future. Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
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>>1087 >Fuck your gay weebo shit doesnt deserve a bump sage
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>>1085 Honestly, let's just join the transhumanist revolution.
>>1096 I'm inclined to agree with you. I think many of our guys waaaay under-estimate the overwhelming complexity facing researchers working on artificial human gestation. Our robotics and even our AI systems are coming along nicely and should be quite doable in a reasonable timeframe. Artificial wombs however, I'm fairly skeptical about. OTOH, there are many forces besides ours that want to see them. Even the feminists do haha.
>>1098 It's all well and good until everyone who is actually fucking evil, governments, corporations and especially glowniggers who are just dying to get that shit as MKUltra has demonstrated, has access to fucking mind-control. Not just good ol' mind-control, but mind-control dangerous, extraordinarily capable and powerful beings far superior to humans. Incredible idea 10/10. I think it must be borderline unhackable, with no internet connectivity, completely free software and even with separation between the organic and computer parts of the brain for it to even be halfway passable.
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The ultimate evolution would be to simply attach a machine to the hypothalamus and have the "mind" slowly get siphoned into radiation-hardened SSDs. Also, if I may sperg out like a true tard, those who want moeshit/dollshit can fuck off, only actual robos are allowed.


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