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/Sleep/ general Anonymous 10/28/2019 (Mon) 09:52:35 No. 482 [Reply] [Last]
How well do you sleep anon?
I find myself slipping off the deep end when it comes to sleep. Every night the time I fall asleep ticks forward one hour. It has gotten to the point where I fall asleep at noon and awaken at midnight.
Any advice for I or other sleep deprived anons? All discussion on sleep is welcome.
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>>482
Actively relax your muscles. Go through each muse group and especially the shoulders mentally. Also stay away from light and media a couple of hours before going to bed.
>>482 You may call me a weeb but I recently got into JoJo and one of the villains has a quote: >I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning I recently started doing this and I can say that it works really well. And I'm dead serious when I say I do 20 minutes of stretching. Usually I eat around 9:30 then I browse the chans some more and then I have a shower and brush my teeth. From 10:20 to 10:40 I'm usually stretching and then I have a glass of warm milk. By 10:55 I'm usually in bed and sleep until 7. Also I make sure there is absolutely no light or nothing to disturb me while sleeping. I started doing this about a month ago and it's been going really well for me. I feel more energetic during the day and I wake up easier. Some tips I can give: >eat dinner at least 20 minutes before you go to sleep >avoid screens (phone,PC,TV,...) before going to sleep >have a regular sleep cycle(i.e. go to sleep and wake up at the same hour every day or you'll feel tired) >don't drink before sleeping >don't smoke before sleeping >make sure you follow your natural sleep patterns(i.e. sleep only when it is dark)
>>482 I have been feeling this way for awhile but with a little more problems. It feels like during the day im walking through a fog and everything feels Mort due to my sleeping habits lately. I want to have more energy in the day like what you said. But I will follow the advice to what this anon said to see if I can fix my sleep cycle again. >>628 If you guys have extra tips to say to me in my situation to what I said before then im up for it to get over this problem I have.
>>628 I can definitely see why a robot would sympathize with Kira Yoshikage.
>>482 When I was able to exercise each day it helped a lot. These days sublingual CBD oil helps if I take it right before I go to sleep

Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 20:13:58 No. 27 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw 8/r9k/ is the only refuge on the internet I could find any joy in, and now it is gone
>tfw all /r9k/-alts are only marginally better than 4/r9k/
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>>660 Who plays games for women. What an absoultley autistic graph. TF2 for example died because Valve deicoded to stop updating or balancing it and CS:GO because it got so autistic that people got bored and left. >inb4 soy boy xd
>cuckime >8/r9k/ Yep, OP sucks cocks
THIS IS LEGIT FIGHT CLUB
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>>629 It is a beksinski painting indeed, though I disagree, I like his memedits, just as much as his paintings. A shame how that guy died.

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Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 07:59:24 No. 702 [Reply] [Last]
30 year old virgin here. It's been over 10 years since anyone asked me if I ever had sex. How does anyone know you're a virgin if you don't tell them? I mean, you don't go around calling yourself a virgin, or even worse, an incel, do you? And it's not like you are a fatso who wears a trenchcoat with a fedora and neckbeard. Right?
>>702 Glownigger post. Nice try, FBI.
>>702 Hey asshole I wear a trench coat. So fuck off.

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Anonymous 10/22/2019 (Tue) 04:29:56 No. 448 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible to survive entirely off of non-gay products. To survive entirely off of products from companies who have not turned to gay advertising?
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Wans't it clear already that it is just gays who do not ever like theirselves?

It was long ago diagnosed but their lobbies censored the psychiatrists coz of muh hate speech

It was proven that their behaviour is just a neurotic symptom from some bigger issue inside them
>>518
>delusional roasted gay pretensions

I sometimes pity them, till I just remember how insidious they are inside...
>>508

At least they admit that is something undesirable to be charged with in this life.

Acceptance is always a nice start.
>>449 Kill yourself faggot.
>>523 as if anyone truly likes themselves

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Anonymous 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:30:47 No. 286 [Reply]
>uni starts again
>kinda alright with it
>first day
>see lab partner
>casual small talk as best as I can
>"So when are we going to sign up for this semesters lab course?"
>"Im already signed in"
>confused af
>"Im not gonna do lab with you, Ill do it with stacy this semester"
>actual literal mental breakdown ensues
>left with no lab partner
>late for inscribtion and therefore shitty lab hours with random guy
>left with no person on campus I like

Why, fellow robots, why? This is bullshit, what kind of tomfuckery is this supposed to be?? I was relying on this guy and now I have to do lab with some random dude, and chances are, that Im going to fail this class now. I single handedly carried my lab parnter through the first lab last semester, I helped him out all the time. He didnt say anything to me, he just signed up with a random girl who prolly sucks his dick for writing the lab protocols. Fuck this shit, Im actually tilted af. I thought atleast STEM guys were alright, but even those are pathetic faggots who would do anything for some old and used hole. Fuck this guy. Get intimate with a semi truck, J.
You're not going to fail the class. Stop caring so much about some random faggot. You said you carried him through the class anyways, that means you do without him much better than he can do without you. And maybe your new partner is better.
>>293 Chad mentality. Fuck the freeloaders. Youve been through worse.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:39:23 No. 74 [Reply] [Last]
All /transgirls/ welcome on this site!
Low quality content. Back to quarterchan.
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Trannies are such dumb weak losers they don't know muslims or kangz would curbstomp them if they saw there disgusting visage, loser weak male cucks
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>>387 why is it that everything is always worse than you think it is when you look deeper? this whole world is rotten wherever you look. Shit's fucked.
>>424 Based.

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Diapers. Anonymous 10/09/2019 (Wed) 17:52:47 No. 341 [Reply] [Last]
wat.
No Diaper-thread?

Let me fix that.
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>>341
This is the vid i posted on 8ch abdl board and I would never imagine in my mind that someone would post it here, on this place. You made me laugh. Congrats
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Pedophiles
>>379 Faggots

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Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 16:57:41 No. 541 [Reply]
Thick Asuka.
>>541
Shit Thread, go kill yourself nigger
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Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 14:29:17 No. 644 [Reply] [Last]
https://16chan.xyz/pol/res/17065.html LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi1dpUl9buQ Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MldSUAByjuA Protesting again live right now. Get in here, lads. Post red pills in the live chats.
Do you mean things like this or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5Sc3vWefE (canadian girl about banks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8rv3MnCC0 (jewish usury and global enslavement)

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Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 18:10:05 No. 129 [Reply] [Last]
any robots here programming?
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>>132
do you hang out on any irc channels?
>>131

Find some manual task that can be automated and figure out how to code and and make front-end for it. Study functional programming and the the Gang of Four design patterns.

I'm learning how to use monads with asyc/await in Javascript right now in a graphQL based app that I'm making and it's a lot of fun. I'll probably make a React front-end for it when I'm done with the business logic.
I programmed a computer virus that hypnotises them into becoming autistic so that i can increase the influence of the asperger gang
>>129
I wrote a chatbot with in Python once, using tensorflow. Othe than that, only for uni related stuff, so mostly programms that solve math problems with huge sets of data (in Matlab).
>>129 Recently began learning Java. But I'm too autistic too understand.

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