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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

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Terminology
Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Voyage to the Crystal.Cafe Planet NEET 06/26/2020 (Fri) 00:10:24 No. 1529 [Reply] [Last]
Captain's Log, Stardate 2020.6. Starfleet has intercepted signals from a planet that appears to be a mirror opposite version of our universe, we have been sent to investigate with orders to maintain the prime directive at all costs.
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Fascinating Captain. One of the so called femoids has outed herself, evidently she has no fear of being made into a so called Lol-Cow. Shall we notify our allies on Kiwifarms.net?
There's more, Captain. The same femoid started a thread full of angst about being lonely and hormonal. They are visiting wizchan and saying based. I do believe this constitutes a direct analogue of a normal image board users, the parallels are striking. https://crystal.cafe/b/res/72683.html
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>>1672 >pic Holy shit. Imagine getting your relationship advice from that thing
>>1672 >when you overdose on sonic inflation porn
asherahs looks like it's down

2021 goal Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:32:36 No. 1722 [Reply] [Last]
is to lose enough fat/weight so i can suck my own d**k because getting a gf seems impossible
bump
>>1722 gay
>>1747 then that would mean every male on the planet is 'gay'

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/agatha2/ General Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 02:11:47 No. 641 [Reply] [Last]
8chan /agatha2/ refugee's welcome! Post your rare Aggies or anything Agatha related.
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>>1519 >if you obsess over some cam whore youre a simp* Yes
>>1635 Meant for >>1632
>>1636 If you don't fawn over homely brunette white underage girls you're either gay or some degenerate sex maniac that doesn't 'take sex partners seriously'. The robot type hates the whore type, these girls we like are NOT literal whores when we discover them. it's why they're underage. They're not blatant cum-sluts that you fap to then discard. Complex wonderlands are implied in the worship of such girls wherein such lands we imagine being their friends and or lovers of some kind. Some might even be so into them that they self insert their own persona into theirs, wishing they were the object of affection. And yes, they are primarily still an object, but with their song and dance it's something not like pornography. I don't like parroted memes and hate the oomer meme but you're a coomer if you're not gay. Maybe you're a woman though, there's that too.
>>1636 one more thing the nigger vernacular means that you give them money while ignoring how shit they are no one gave agatha money from shitposting her images nor watching her old jewtube video channel faggot different ballpark, nigger lover
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Is late age virginity related to IQ? Anonymous 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:57:49 No. 1478 [Reply] [Last]
Still a virgin. What causes this to happen to an average IQ? religious misconceptions, social barriers, complexion, government brain washing? Nothing to be ashamed of if you're a secure sine thinking individual. It is clearly obvious you are keeping yourself safe. You are logical because you've thought about the consequences of irrational behaviour towards any opportunity. But this is sometimes not convincing enough. Society has put a lot of pressure on young, males in particular, to "get layed". Why would they do this if it is already naturally instinctive to reproduce? Something marketable perhaps, they need more babies. But why wouldn't they just import more immigrants? Sorry I'm rambling.
>>1478 Pfizer vax making women infertile, The Great Reset, women empowerment, incel culture, porn, etc., it all points to people having less babies. Before we can understand why, we have to understand what causes such a desire for sex in the first place. Porn Porn is horrible because it creates guilt, then a cushion, and finally a dependence for watchers. First porn shows its viewers the joy of sex, idolizing it and cementing it on the users mind, so they always think about it. Since most porn watchers start young it is only natural they are virgins, so at a young age they begin to feel a sort of guilt and sadness because they cannot enjoy what they are seeing on screen. Then the user cannot stop desiring sex and cope with this by watching more porn. Eventually they become dependent on porn to satisfy their lust. The addiction it causes is the worse part. Humans release dopamine in order to form habits that are healthy for us. For example, when you eat your body releases dopamine, so you know that food is good and form a regular habit of eating. It makes sense that we feel pleasure when we have sex because we need to reproduce. But porn makes its users want to watch more porn rather than going through the efforts of the IRL alternative. Watchers become more consumed with porn, rather than actually going out and having real sex. Even worse, dopamine is one of the motivation neurotransmitters and concentrating it on porn ruins motivation to do much else, even common habits such as eating. Social Barriers Social media is very similar to porn, but rather than causing the user to idolize sex it causes them to idolize our own egos. On social media we are prompted to constantly think about ourselves. We bloat our egos and become obsessed with our own desires. This is because social media exists for us to share our ego with others, and if your ego is larger there is more to share and more for others to appraise. Self centered people are less likely to have sex because they will put their needs above others, making it hard for them to get into relationships where both sides feel comfortable enough to go through the motion. Sex as Taboo We see sex as a sort of heavily desired, but weirdly enough, taboo object. This is mostly due to the mostly catholic/christian view of the act as being sacred. Sex is natural, and we know that by now, yet it is still deemed as taboo unless you have basically enslaved yourself to someone for eternity. Although you can argue that all this lgbtq etc. faggotry is proof that the view on sexuality is progressing my response is no. Modern progressive views on sexuality only idolize sex even further and cause it to become less accepted. Just look at all these progressive sexuality groups who wish to allow everyone sexual freedom by giving them a label and oppressing their behavior to a certain group's. Sex would not be so taboo if people were not so concerned with their own selfish desires and were truly open minded and willing to change. In closure a society obsessed with sex, but also with their own needs, will have less of either. Simple supply and demand; If everyone wants it, then it is harder to come by. It would not be such a problem if it wasn't an issue of supply and demand. Sex is not an object, but an action, yet it is seen more as a possession rather than an action and a heavily desired possession at that. >Who do we have to thank for all this?

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>>1728 decent post anon heres a (you)
>>1736 >samefag casual sex is highly highly over rated imo
You can be the smartest person on the planet and never get laid. It’s more about “game” or an understanding of social dynamics, and the differences between males/females. Step into your masculinity, hunt, fish, fight, whatever it is that you like to do, do it. And get good at it. Practice talking to women. Best of luck
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>>1478 >>1737 I would kill myself if I were to lose my virginity to some roastie. It's a big part of my identy.

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Anonymous 01/08/2021 (Fri) 17:25:26 No. 1705 [Reply] [Last]
Is this normal hair loss?!!
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i dont get why balding is such a big deal. worst case scenario i can shave my head if i personally dont end up liking my balding pattern when it happens to me.
>>1710 but I'm a low T beta autist loser. Is there some kind of cream or something I can put in my hair to stop the balding?
>>1711 I can cover my face with it. It keeps warm. It was the only thing I liked about myself, now I'm losing it
>>1712 anon if youre too lazy to workout you can still help your T by eating proteins, taking vitamins, getting sleep, and fucking women
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>>1729 I alway feel rage and release it with my seamon I feel like a weak faggot. I want to stop but cant help it it helps me sleep. most of the time I'm too lazy to even grab a cumrag and just cum in my boxershorts before sleeping and just after waking up. when the gym was open I was able to release this excess energy with physical exercise but those fucking kike subhumans closed everything down. fuck em

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Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 10:55:30 No. 1676 [Reply] [Last]
I got drunk and called my country suicide hotline Guy on the phone was literally rude and 2 police officers came to me in 2 am I yelled at them and cursed at them and lied that it was a false call, they left I then got in a fight with my father and he kicked me out and now im at my moms house What is the best way to kill myself? Best i van think of is buying some shit car, dtiving it as fast as i can and crash myself Or jumping from a skyscraper but problem with that is that i cant enter the roof or that building if i dont know anyone who lives there
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>>1676 perhaps the realization that no one at all cares will lift some weight off your shoulders viz. "i dont know what to do with my hands" no one is watching your fucking hands
>>1738 >didn't answer question so here u go buy hemp rope and do calcuations on decapitation height, cost $30 can't fail also dont have to hang there, much faster
>>1676 >want to suicide >dont do a shooting or punish others who deserve it >dont jew the banks for free money they will neve rget back >just die like a loser so you have the guts to kys but you dont want to take advantage of it?
>>1676 if you are that sure about suicide at least take a loan first and go live life like a renegade, fuck everything. punish those who are rude, those who deserve it then a quick bullet to the head. no strangling yourself like a loser.
>>1741 This, and accept Jesus Christ into your life before you kill yourself because the poor guy died on the cross so you might as well use what he died for, also he is God with the Father and the Holy Spirit so he kind of knows what's up. Unless you are a Satanist in which case you should kill yourself as soon as possible.

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Don't give up Anonymous 01/02/2021 (Sat) 06:13:38 No. 1685 [Reply] [Last]
You cannot seppuku anon. We love you. You are needed for the Final Battle. Survive and wait for the sign. Your leader lives.
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Thx fren this is just what I needed after my 99 year old great grandma just died of covid. The med kikes wouldnt even let me fly in to see her one last time, and they kept promising me she would live through it just fine. The fucking kikes, I will never forgive them.
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Thank u fren, this actually gave me goosebumps.

I’m tired of being miserable Anonymous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:42:52 No. 1292 [Reply] [Last]
>be 20 year old KHV >transport from community college to 4 year for engineering degree >spending 5 hrs a day on assignments procrastinate until the last min this time >it turns 12 am and decide to take 3 hr and wake up and finish >laying in bed about to drift off >start hearing femalemoaning above me >gets louder and louder >hear some dude grunt and it ends >start realizing what I missing >try to fall asleep but can’t >hate myself but not as much as I hate normies
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>>1294 this Anon do some meditation or LSD self hatred is a problem that derives from ego. As weird as it sounds, if you stop caring about your self you will find the good things. There are many self improvement threads go look at them it helps I promise
In your mind you only notice "the cool people having awesome sex" But you dont notice that its probably half-assed sex where both arent really enjoying it and the couple ends up in divorce or fights. you always put yourself the victim and think the others are super chads having an awesome time right? The sex their having probably wasnt "in the mood" but rather just pretend go through the motions.
I bet when you see some normie with a 2014 beamer/mercedes you get mad jelly thinking they are so cool and their life must be awesome. No...they are not. They are boring people that put their life savings in a car to show off around town...and its not even an italian car or a bentley. Just another boring german sedan. Meanwhile the cool people live outside town playing gardener or having some other fun. And they dont want to get near you or be visible. So stop thinking everyone else is having a great time. They are pretending, they are sad inside. Its all boring, sad people that try to flex on each other as "happy".
>>1730 Garbage advice. Stay away from drugs and practice self care.
>>1733 checked LSD and shrooms are essential for destroying the ego tho

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/r9ka/ thread Anonymous 10/07/2019 (Mon) 03:27:45 No. 325 [Reply] [Last]
I hate normalniggers.
Post any robot/wizard approved animu and manga.
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>>325 Ergo Proxy.
>>325 Weebs should be shot, you're the kind of people who never get better. You're the bottom of the barrel. Kill yourself
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>>1516 Anime fans are going to build robowaifus, and you are stupid. Look at alogs/robowaifu, today or maybe in a year, then you'll see the solution. Also, weebs can be all kinds of people. One I know married a Japanese woman. I'm financially independent. Also, not all people watching a lot of anime are weebs in a traditional meaning of the word, I don't glorify Japan that much.
>>325 Some personal favorites: Samurai Champloo Jinroh Urusei Yatsura Ergo Proxy Patlabor Great Teacher Onizuka Space Cobra Lupin III Maison Ikkoku
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