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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

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Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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about to be 23 and still a virgin Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 15:28:17 No. 406 [Reply] [Last]
How do you not just fucking kill yourself hearing your normie friends and their active sex lives? Every year just keeps getting worse, how do you cope? I don't think I will even make it to 30.
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>>406 Anon you're prioritizing sex too much, it really doesn't matter too much and you should try to get into a relationship before you have sex. If you get into a relationship with someone and you like the person you have sex with it's meaningful and deepens the relationship as opposed to the pure hedonism of fucking someone that you met the same week and is consequently more enjoyable. Not to mention you will be happier in the long run and won't just be happy for an hour or two. 23 is still very young for a guy and even for a woman (doubt you're a woman though you're on 16r9k) so don't give up. There's a lot of whores out there but there's a lot of good women too.
>>406 dude quit whining, i don't know if i'll make it to 30 without getting over lyme disease and i'm stuck in bed most of the day. Enjoy your faps. I can't even do that anymore.
>>406 24 and virgin here it's not something I care too much about tbh
>>406 I'll be 23 on 7-11, am still a virgin. If I don't get the woman I want after studying and getting a good paying job, I will quit my job, and say my goodbyes to my parents and go to an abbey I know and be a virgin monk until I die. I don't understand why you'd hate your virginity when almost all of the people our age are not virgins, don't feel bad brother. Here's a message from a saint. St. Cyril of Jerusalem, A.D. 350: “While you maintain perfect chastity, do not be puffed up in vain conceit against those who walk a humbler path in matrimony…. Because you have a possession of gold, do not on that account hold the silver in contempt.” (The Faith of the Early Fathers, Vol. 1: 818c) What you have is gold, don't go for silver. Know your value. Crave not the Flesh, but the Bread.
>>468 Nice.

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Anonymous 07/07/2020 (Tue) 21:14:31 No. 1223 [Reply] [Last]
Sometimes i feel lonely. Outside my relatives, i don't have any frens and forget about a gf, never had one. Sometimes, the wound burried inside opens up and it hurts. I do manage, i am religious and have faith in the Lord so that keeps me going. But one these days, like today, my spirit is letting a moan of agony. Please don't bully religious anons.
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>>1223 Bless you anon. I hope your day goes better. Much love, fren.

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Anonymous 06/07/2020 (Sun) 05:57:58 No. 1129 [Reply] [Last]
How many of these apply to you?
>>1129 desperation and obligation
I want a gf bc sex is nice but as I got older my life became boring. Even worse with this gay virus shit. lame
>>1129 anon, i ...

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Internet "friends" OP 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:56:13 No. 388 [Reply] [Last]
>was messaged by some guy on a social media platform
>was about a post on depression and isolation
>said hed like to befriend me, so I have someone to talk to
>say okay, and add him
>great guy, fun to chat with mostly
>share lots of common things
>suddenly he beginns to act shallow and very weird
>dont know whats up
>talks about crush
>"oh btw, im a girl"

I dont know how to feel about this. Now that I know shes female I feel akward why the fuck am I like this I'm a fully grown adult I shouldn' feel different just because this new found pal is female. Can females truely make friends for a robot? Or will the sexual tension always be too much for autistic fucks like me.
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>>452 She would lose her dominance about your feels towards her if she did. It's all a war, block her.
>>452 Maybe she is just busy. Please give your friend the benefit of the doubt. I think you should keep in touch with her, OP. She sounds nice and you sound like you need a friend.
>>396 Too real
>>446 Words to live by. Thank you, anon.
>>388 I find it hard to relate with a female except if it's momy. Sometimes, women seem to me to have real cold manipulative tendencies except momy.

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General Feels thread Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 06:55:43 No. 316 [Reply] [Last]
Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up
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>>941 >When I read the news I become more and more pessimistic Get rid of newspapers from your life anon. And the TV? Turn it off. It's cancer. You'll feel liberated for doing this
>>316 I feel neither dead nor alive I don't know what to think or to do
aaah fucking end me already
I had a friend die in a car crash when I was just a young adult, he wasn't really close but in some ways was a better guy than I was, I think of him sometimes and that I should try to be a better person because I feel like he deserved to live more than I do
>>638 >be you >get over it >figure out that women are lying through their teeth about caring that much about height it's literally that easy anon

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What keeps you going Anonymous 09/29/2019 (Sun) 06:18:54 No. 252 [Reply] [Last]
i have nothing going for me. Fat, reatard, coomer, virgin, depressed, dont want to work, parents want me out, sit in my room and play games all day, I just confessed to my crush and she didnt react at all, too socially inept to find someone else, drift through life doing and planning nothing, want to live a simple life but modern day doesnt allow me to, I want to cry and let it all out but my antidepressants dont allow me to, constantly dream for a different easier life, have nothing to look forward to, the world has gone to shit

What keeps you anons from hanging in the closet. I dont think im gonna last much longer
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heavy duty drug use. i suggest meth for the day time and heroin at night. mix the two with DMT if you are trying to get crazy
just try to improve one thing at a time, or all things at once a little bit each like with being overweight, find /fit/ info on how anons have lose weight and kept it off what keeps me going is knowing life will end eventually anyway so I just try to move on problems like those you've said, it fills up the time so that's satisfying and life isn't forever so sometimes that feeling is good too
>>252 i was a neet for the majority of my adult life, over 5 years. I'm just now taking baby steps out of the misery. I'm still a fat, coomer, depressed, virgin. But you know what set me free? Work. Once I got a job and started working my parents no longer wanted me to move out. They reversed and wanted me to stay, happy too see that the son they raised isn't without merit. Instead of going months without human contact I normally speak to my parents a few times a week now. The interactions went from 90% negative to only 50% negative. man's role is to work. your labor is the frame work that keeps society and yourself together. your an invertebrate without it. If you are unlucky and cannot find a job, start by working on your body. Men instinctively respect strong men, and it will assist you later in life. Most importantly you can start building discipline. I wish I could go back in time and explain to myself that work is easier than the daily struggle i put myself through by avoiding work.
>>1218 fuck you

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Voyage to the Crystal.Cafe Planet NEET 06/26/2020 (Fri) 00:10:24 No. 1183 [Reply] [Last]
Captain's Log, Stardate 2020.6. Starfleet has intercepted signals from a planet that appears to be a mirror opposite version of our universe, we have been sent to investigate with orders to maintain the prime directive at all costs.
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Good LOrd! Its a raid by hostiles! They're spamming those poor crystal chicks, Spock iS thEre anY thing wE can d0?
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Negative Captain. We are bound by the prime directive not to interfere. Also I believe the Crystal moderators have already cleaned up the attack. The attackers claimed to be from karachan.org, a slavnigger site, previously unknow to us.
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Its interesting that women admit that the whole "No really means Yes" trope is not just some shit you read in the back of your dirty uncles crusty old stick books. https://crystal.cafe/b/res/54338.html >>54361 But I suppose this is old news since that "50 Shades" meme kicked off. Yet another clown world taboo goes down in flames.
https://crystal.cafe/feels/res/36640.html#38229 This thread is about camgirls on onlyfans and twitch, Comments are eloquent and evenly for and against. The feminoids appear to conflate attractiveness with ability and consider camwhoring to be 'Forbidden fruit' suitable only for their "untouchables".
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they seem similar to widows. women who have lost their family and stare into the mirror cursing god. while the effects of sexual revolution caused us to become outcasts, it caused them to become empty.

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/agatha2/ General Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 02:11:47 No. 641 [Reply] [Last]
8chan /agatha2/ refugee's welcome! Post your rare Aggies or anything Agatha related.
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Who the hell is this? I assume one of you should know since you are into e celebs.
>>953 Have seen, but had to look it up. Origin The earliest known post of the Penis-kun copypasta was posted on 4chan's /v/board by an anonymous user on December 23rd, 2017.[1] It reads: Dicks are so cute omg( •?• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(?) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(?••) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (?´?)?: ?hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (?´???)?::? Spread Over the following several days, the copypasta was posted around social media. Redditor ariacchii[2] posted it in /r/copypasta, gaining over 380 points. On December 24th, Twitter user mixedhunty[3] posted part of the copypasta, gaining over 5,000 retweets and 12,000 likes (shown below). @mixedhunty Dicks are so cute omgM when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you w\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe penis-kun is happy to see me!! (*^ J 11:09 PM Dec 24, 2017 Twitter for iPhone Text Font Line Document On January 20th, 2018 Instagram account otaky.nyann[4] posted a person reading the copypasta in an anime girl voice, gaining over 3,000 views. A reupload of the same video to YouTube on January 23rd features a watermark of Pibeon,[5] an Instagram user who has made similar videos, making them the likely creator.

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>>920 wtf never heard of any suicide shit
>>729 Kill all alpine people!!!!111

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Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 00:56:00 No. 212 [Reply] [Last]
i know what i must do but i won't do it
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When you fit some dogs inside a bag and shake it, all of them bite each other but no one bites the hand shaking the bag.
that shit's deep
Freemasons like Albert Pike already wrote long ago about a plan to make Europe and Islam fight each other, so when they both become exhausted, Israel's takeover may begin.

If any of you were planning to shoot a mosque, well... there are worse enemies around than these noisy puppets.

Don't you see? These mslm sects could be just stopped right now (sterilized, expelled, deported, even refuted in favour of secular muslims) if the governments were not in war... against their own peasants.

Double trouble, inmgrants cause chaos enough to make the alt-right not to give a damn if a secular one gets shot... at least tell every convert that he must be aware against the wahabi/salafi thing, in any of its expressions.

Al-Albani, Uzaymin, Ibn baz are the actual sources of these sects. Ibn Taimiya, Ibn Jawzi, Muhammad ibn abdul wahhab are the controversial ones they always remember as "reformers"... but when you ask about them to any different source, and compare the accusations who were made against all these sheiks with the psycho attitude, everything makes sense.

Salafism is the greatest puppet of the Kalergi Plan. And about Islam itself... nothing like a worm to kill an apple from inside.
>>512 If the Jews had such power and conquest was their intent, we would have never been born. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.


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