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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]

Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:
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Terminology
Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 22:35:34 No. 1364 [Reply] [Last]

I cant wait for the secret santa threads on 4chan to pop up so i can ask for a dildo. What will you ask for?

WEAR YOUR MASK Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:29:22 No. 1356 [Reply] [Last]

>Be me >Order pickup >Go in with no mask because fuck a mask >Manager gets upset >I flip her the bird as I walk out >Man in his plumber truck sees me do this with a smile >He gets enraged >I call him a faggot >He gets out of the car >I leave >Plumber follows me to my house >Plumber says I fucking know ware you live now >I cold cock him in his car >I walk up my stairs while he recovers >Plumber follows me >Plumber gets kicked down the stairs >Plummer comes back for round three

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Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 14:30:00 No. 1360

absolutely based if true

Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 17:12:30 No. 1361

>>1356 This story could have gone like this >be me >order pickup >wear a mask because I'm not a faggot edgelord >get my food without pissing anyone off >go home and eat is that so hard

Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 21:26:51 No. 1363

>>1361 They could just not get upset like the faggot children they are. >>1360 It really was a good time

dead srs 11/24/2019 (Sun) 06:11:57 No. 612 [Reply] [Last]

>just got a haircut how do I look?

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Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 03:01:59 No. 999

you look like your dms is gunna get bombed with dick

Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 10:01:22 No. 1002

>>612 I think shorter hair could suit you well. I am hesitant to say you might be able to get a beard to work here but it might just be worth a try. If you have friends who are good with this kind of stuff, consider talking to them. Most importantly, OP, Be careful posting your pics on chan boards though. People might recognize you and this place doesn't have a good reputation.

säge! Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 17:21:50 No. 1003

>>1002 >replying to obvious bait

Anonymous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 13:32:20 No. 1289

el goblino

Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 22:14:10 No. 1362

>>612 hamlossus how you doing

INNAWOODS Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 22:32:51 No. 1359 [Reply] [Last]

You should have an autism kit too. They often call them go-bags, bug-out bags, etc, but in reality they are a vagabond thing of negativity and angst. 'Autism' thus is a good name for them, and they are kits more so than a bag, so here is my latest one. I have approximately everything in the image.

nowhere to go Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 12:49:07 No. 742 [Reply] [Last]

>4chan range bans and is full of idiot zoomers and normalfaggots >8chan is dead because 8kun didn't revive boards >reddit is awful >nowhere else to go >even rabbit died >no other site being as active as rabbit >have no social life and Internet doesn't allow for it either >health is poor >don't want to be on anymore meds so can finally be in woods reading books >can't read books with normalfaggots around me >try to vent on 8kun and reddit anyway and find imageboards >8kun prunes random thread, is dead, and reddit is FULL of mod abuse, imageboards are dead too like 8kun >plan to become serial killer using counterfeit money or something eventually at this point so can buy weed from obnoxious niggers all because normalfaggot-net won't let me be myself and doctor can't fix simple health problems >wounds won't heal >blood pressure jumps to 150/90 easily >always hypertensive >dieting despite this and on meds that always take

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Anonymous 02/18/2020 (Tue) 22:21:00 No. 803

>>795 this, stay away from grains. >>742 >always hypertensive eat more greens, less salty foods/no fast food >want to damage the rigged games due to peace not being an option me too

Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 20:48:45 No. 1015

>>742 The saddest part of this post is that you are fat

Anonymous 05/18/2020 (Mon) 18:24:27 No. 1045

>>742 There is no fate but what we make

Anonymous 05/28/2020 (Thu) 22:39:35 No. 1104

Im tired of seeing posts about >muh img boards just log the fuck off and go outside already

Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 22:30:11 No. 1358

>>1104 So you're a normalfaggot okay with going outside and you think that somehow negates my post rather than increase it's frequency? If normalfaggots were to have never fucked off on our sites we'd have had fun and nice things. You ruined it. >no I didn't! Yes you did. Abnormalfaggots won't just go do something else for a social life. We hate people.

about to be 23 and still a virgin Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 15:28:17 No. 406 [Reply] [Last]

How do you not just fucking kill yourself hearing your normie friends and their active sex lives? Every year just keeps getting worse, how do you cope? I don't think I will even make it to 30.

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Anonymous 09/01/2020 (Tue) 22:03:34 No. 1309

>>468

Anonymous 09/01/2020 (Tue) 22:43:26 No. 1310

>>406 If you're gonna kill yourself, that means you've given up on life. If you've given up on life, then you could probably just threaten some whore and make her fuck you. Easy.

Anonymous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 02:30:01 No. 1313

>>1231 If he got dates with beautiful women he's a normalfag, don't compare yourself with normalfags, everything comes easier for them.

Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:53:11 No. 1326

>>406 I still have my v-card. Feels good. >>1227 It’s good to know there is another person who shares my sentiments. I’ve been contemplating whether I’m cut out for convent life or not. The idea of living on the outskirts of humanity in a quiet community seems increasingly more appealing as the world seems to decay more each day.

Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 09:02:31 No. 1357

I am 20, my gf is 18. We are together for over a year now. She is a virgin just as I am, we had some sexual acts but no PIV sex. For over 50% of the time she is lovely and 50% of the time she is awful, starting arguements over nothing, threatening that she will take some pills or cut herself (she did it many times). She also seems to have very high sex drive, much higher than mine. Maybe it's normal that it dropped, when I was 14 I could coom 7 times a day and nowadays I hardly ever coom more than once a day and I am doing nofap since I am 17. My best streaks were from 2 to 2,5 months. We gave head to each other and pleased each other with hands many times and we tried tittyfuck and anal with only my glans entering her butt. But still we haven't tried PIV. I am sure that would make things much worse. When we are arguing over some stupid shit she frequently says something like "I sucked like this and you don't respond to my messages? U such an asshole 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃", of course I don't respond to her shit after she is insulting me to the point I can feel my heart hurt, changing messenger color, saying we are not together anymore and demanding me to beg her for forgiveness. She is also ultrajealous, she has problems with me saying "hi" to femoids I know and she always liked to accuse me of cheating on her with someone from school or work. She claims that I am immature but I believe she is immature. She even likes DDLG shit and dumb lana del Rey memes about being bitch. I love her but frequently I am also angry at her but I always cumulate my emotions in my mind, rarely let them out. I don't wanna have sex with her, I don't care about sex anymore, I don't even want to fap. We have a major arguement for few days now. Sex is big gay. My mind is broken although it has hardened a lot over last year

French article on Hikki/NEETs Anonymous 10/07/2020 (Wed) 20:08:47 No. 1353 [Reply] [Last]

https://www.vice.com/fr/article/qjdbqb/dans-les-colonies-numeriques-des-neo-ermites >serial experiment lain >madotsuki >misaki >kaguya >pepe >neet army logo >mecha >bandai I find the representation quite based and close to reality

Anonymous 10/07/2020 (Wed) 20:09:55 No. 1354

>>1353 translate

Anonymous 10/07/2020 (Wed) 20:10:50 No. 1355

>>1354 translate2

Alchemic Journal Volume I Anonymous 10/05/2020 (Mon) 05:23:25 No. 1345 [Reply] [Last]

I am here to post my further inquiries into the one, true christian mystic art. Also I have decided starting tonight I will sleep every two days, since sleep evades me, so I will exhaust myself and then fall in that manner. Even so the time between I will spend reading and studying divers alchemic and religious texts. And am here to answer any and all questions regarding any topic whatsoever. I will curate this for while, I have the sense that through my devotion here I can draw a population to 16chan and create a truer environment. Current reads as of now: The Book of Isaiah and The Secret of the Golden Flower. Thread theme: Transcending this barren rock and finding solace in elysian fields

Tuphilale ΤYΦΙΛΑΛΗ τυφίλαλη 10/05/2020 (Mon) 05:31:14 No. 1346

Theme Hymn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oyFuepFX_0&list=PLTweOPYeD0cEFh5CN66H6_lXDEy7N61aD&index=136 as well this is a name I have fashioned for myself out of the Greek. No simple translation will suffice to reveal its meaning. I grant you all the best in determining its meaning. I'll post daily updates and check back for any and all questions on any and all topics. I seek only to guide to light, for those in dark, have my love.

Anonymous 10/05/2020 (Mon) 06:31:51 No. 1348

Is that last image made with pen and ink or with carvings?

Tuphilale ΤYΦΙΛΑΛΗ τυφίλαλη 10/05/2020 (Mon) 06:48:20 No. 1349

>>1348 Its gustav dore, hes a famous illustrator, im unaware if he did any work that wasnt a carving he illustrated paradise lost, dantes inferno, and the bible, as well as don quixote i believe

Tuphilale ΤYΦΙΛΑΛΗ τυφίλαλη 10/05/2020 (Mon) 08:41:57 No. 1350

>>1348 Trust not a man whose spirit dwells in his nostrils. The Spirit is manifold, yet still One, as many limbs constitute one body. There is the Spiritus Domini There is the Spiritus Sapientiae et Intellectus There is the Spiritus Consilii et Fortitudinis There is the Spiritus Scientiae et Pietatis These are Seven in Number The first proceeds from the Lord God the Father The second and third proceed from his Bride Sophia, σοφοσ The fourth and fifth proceed from The Son of Man, Ιησούς Χριστός The sixth and seventh proceed from the Holy Spirit, whom himself proceeds from the Father, yet they are equal I am signing off for now, those were just the gleanings of my art and method for this night, tomorrow night, or perhaps this evening, I will post more.

Tuphilale ΤYΦΙΛΑΛΗ τυφίλαλη 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:01:06 No. 1352

My Lord is White, yet for my lot I'm black, as coal, as desolate skies of waning stars, what waxeth for their wane? it's surely pain, the way is narrow as the iota's breadth instruct me as a lynx, whose pass is sure, whose dreams aren't filled with rue, who looketh not again, again, again, to check again, whether they lay in wait, to snare my soul, and crush my head, as roe doth rape a roe, for lynxes' path and pass is far from wrath, he knoweth all the content of his steps, and even more contentness held within, and such I envy, jealous, mad at God, that I should be forlorn, even as his Son, even as his Bride, the wisdom I'm devoid, even as his Church, who hideth in the earth, whos precious pearls before repulsive swine

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masturbation addiction / no fap general Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 09:08:05 No. 650 [Reply] [Last]

What's the longest you gone without nutting, and when is the last time you fapped. >just yesterday >about 3 months Me I know full well how completely better life is when I don't do that. Problem is I don't have the means to actually change my life, so when I have all this energy and masculinity from semen retention, but nothing to do except go outside and do nothing or try to do something productive on the computer, eventually I get bored and frustrated, and return to the excitement of fapping. My addiction is much worse than normie addiction to fapping and/or porn because I'm not using it to fantasize about sex, for me, jerking off to porn is the fantasy, and when I manage ot not do it, I don't fantasize about sex anymore, I fantasize about jerking off to porn. I don't even want to have sex, and couldn't even if I wanted to, so that solo activity is the highest form of hedonism.

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Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 17:21:14 No. 1013

about 2 weeks. Haven't fapped for 3 days now, but that's because I am depressed that I can't find any good softcore porn I like in high resolution.

Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 17:39:25 No. 1014

>>650 >be me about 2 years ago >decide not to fap not because some autismo conspiracy just didn't feel like doing it >didn't jerk off in 3 months >after 3 months be lurkin cuckchan >see sa pic of a hot girl >decide I'll jerk off now >can't get hard It took me like 10 solid mins of jerkin my flaccid cock lol, has this ever happened to someone else?

Anonymous 06/06/2020 (Sat) 22:57:55 No. 1121

Fallen kings, get up and use this. I think the whole "PMO" shit is weaksauce, but the PDF has helped. It got me going from going COOMing once at least 2 days, to once a week at most.

Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 12:27:11 No. 1331

>>1014 its called a flatline. if you are hardcore addict it will take 6months to a year to get your cock back.

Anonymous 10/05/2020 (Mon) 05:10:39 No. 1344

>>650 i no joke went 8 months nofap the first time i did it though now if i make it 3 days i count myself lucky

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