>>406 Anon you're prioritizing sex too much, it really doesn't matter too much and you should try to get into a relationship before you have sex. If you get into a relationship with someone and you like the person you have sex with it's meaningful and deepens the relationship as opposed to the pure hedonism of fucking someone that you met the same week and is consequently more enjoyable. Not to mention you will be happier in the long run and won't just be happy for an hour or two. 23 is still very young for a guy and even for a woman (doubt you're a woman though you're on 16r9k) so don't give up. There's a lot of whores out there but there's a lot of good women too.

>>406 dude quit whining, i don't know if i'll make it to 30 without getting over lyme disease and i'm stuck in bed most of the day. Enjoy your faps. I can't even do that anymore.

>>406 24 and virgin here it's not something I care too much about tbh

>>406 I'll be 23 on 7-11, am still a virgin. If I don't get the woman I want after studying and getting a good paying job, I will quit my job, and say my goodbyes to my parents and go to an abbey I know and be a virgin monk until I die. I don't understand why you'd hate your virginity when almost all of the people our age are not virgins, don't feel bad brother. Here's a message from a saint. St. Cyril of Jerusalem, A.D. 350: “While you maintain perfect chastity, do not be puffed up in vain conceit against those who walk a humbler path in matrimony…. Because you have a possession of gold, do not on that account hold the silver in contempt.” (The Faith of the Early Fathers, Vol. 1: 818c) What you have is gold, don't go for silver. Know your value. Crave not the Flesh, but the Bread.

>>468 Nice.

>>1223 Bless you anon. I hope your day goes better. Much love, fren.

>>1129 desperation and obligation

I want a gf bc sex is nice but as I got older my life became boring. Even worse with this gay virus shit. lame

>>1129 anon, i ...

>>452 She would lose her dominance about your feels towards her if she did. It's all a war, block her.

>>452 Maybe she is just busy. Please give your friend the benefit of the doubt. I think you should keep in touch with her, OP. She sounds nice and you sound like you need a friend.

>>396 Too real

>>446 Words to live by. Thank you, anon.

>>388 I find it hard to relate with a female except if it's momy. Sometimes, women seem to me to have real cold manipulative tendencies except momy.

>>941 >When I read the news I become more and more pessimistic Get rid of newspapers from your life anon. And the TV? Turn it off. It's cancer. You'll feel liberated for doing this

>>316 I feel neither dead nor alive I don't know what to think or to do

aaah fucking end me already

I had a friend die in a car crash when I was just a young adult, he wasn't really close but in some ways was a better guy than I was, I think of him sometimes and that I should try to be a better person because I feel like he deserved to live more than I do

>>638 >be you >get over it >figure out that women are lying through their teeth about caring that much about height it's literally that easy anon

heavy duty drug use. i suggest meth for the day time and heroin at night. mix the two with DMT if you are trying to get crazy

just try to improve one thing at a time, or all things at once a little bit each like with being overweight, find /fit/ info on how anons have lose weight and kept it off what keeps me going is knowing life will end eventually anyway so I just try to move on problems like those you've said, it fills up the time so that's satisfying and life isn't forever so sometimes that feeling is good too

>>252 i was a neet for the majority of my adult life, over 5 years. I'm just now taking baby steps out of the misery. I'm still a fat, coomer, depressed, virgin. But you know what set me free? Work. Once I got a job and started working my parents no longer wanted me to move out. They reversed and wanted me to stay, happy too see that the son they raised isn't without merit. Instead of going months without human contact I normally speak to my parents a few times a week now. The interactions went from 90% negative to only 50% negative. man's role is to work. your labor is the frame work that keeps society and yourself together. your an invertebrate without it. If you are unlucky and cannot find a job, start by working on your body. Men instinctively respect strong men, and it will assist you later in life. Most importantly you can start building discipline. I wish I could go back in time and explain to myself that work is easier than the daily struggle i put myself through by avoiding work.

>>1218 fuck you

Good LOrd! Its a raid by hostiles! They're spamming those poor crystal chicks, Spock iS thEre anY thing wE can d0?

Negative Captain. We are bound by the prime directive not to interfere. Also I believe the Crystal moderators have already cleaned up the attack. The attackers claimed to be from karachan.org, a slavnigger site, previously unknow to us.

Its interesting that women admit that the whole "No really means Yes" trope is not just some shit you read in the back of your dirty uncles crusty old stick books. https://crystal.cafe/b/res/54338.html >>54361 But I suppose this is old news since that "50 Shades" meme kicked off. Yet another clown world taboo goes down in flames.

https://crystal.cafe/feels/res/36640.html#38229 This thread is about camgirls on onlyfans and twitch, Comments are eloquent and evenly for and against. The feminoids appear to conflate attractiveness with ability and consider camwhoring to be 'Forbidden fruit' suitable only for their "untouchables".

they seem similar to widows. women who have lost their family and stare into the mirror cursing god. while the effects of sexual revolution caused us to become outcasts, it caused them to become empty.

Who the hell is this? I assume one of you should know since you are into e celebs.

>>953 Have seen, but had to look it up. Origin The earliest known post of the Penis-kun copypasta was posted on 4chan's /v/board by an anonymous user on December 23rd, 2017.[1] It reads: Dicks are so cute omg( •?• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(?) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(?••) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (?´?)?: ?hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (?´???)?::? Spread Over the following several days, the copypasta was posted around social media. Redditor ariacchii[2] posted it in /r/copypasta, gaining over 380 points. On December 24th, Twitter user mixedhunty[3] posted part of the copypasta, gaining over 5,000 retweets and 12,000 likes (shown below). @mixedhunty Dicks are so cute omgM when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you w\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe penis-kun is happy to see me!! (*^ J 11:09 PM Dec 24, 2017 Twitter for iPhone Text Font Line Document On January 20th, 2018 Instagram account otaky.nyann[4] posted a person reading the copypasta in an anime girl voice, gaining over 3,000 views. A reupload of the same video to YouTube on January 23rd features a watermark of Pibeon,[5] an Instagram user who has made similar videos, making them the likely creator.

>>920 wtf never heard of any suicide shit

>>729 Kill all alpine people!!!!111

>>215
When you fit some dogs inside a bag and shake it, all of them bite each other but no one bites the hand shaking the bag.

>>486
that shit's deep

>>493
Freemasons like Albert Pike already wrote long ago about a plan to make Europe and Islam fight each other, so when they both become exhausted, Israel's takeover may begin.

If any of you were planning to shoot a mosque, well... there are worse enemies around than these noisy puppets.

Don't you see? These mslm sects could be just stopped right now (sterilized, expelled, deported, even refuted in favour of secular muslims) if the governments were not in war... against their own peasants.

Double trouble, inmgrants cause chaos enough to make the alt-right not to give a damn if a secular one gets shot... at least tell every convert that he must be aware against the wahabi/salafi thing, in any of its expressions.

Al-Albani, Uzaymin, Ibn baz are the actual sources of these sects. Ibn Taimiya, Ibn Jawzi, Muhammad ibn abdul wahhab are the controversial ones they always remember as "reformers"... but when you ask about them to any different source, and compare the accusations who were made against all these sheiks with the psycho attitude, everything makes sense.

Salafism is the greatest puppet of the Kalergi Plan. And about Islam itself... nothing like a worm to kill an apple from inside.

>>512 If the Jews had such power and conquest was their intent, we would have never been born. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.