Dear knife kun.
I have recently stabbed my waifu pillow (its art) because the whore let my cat sit on her face. Its not Mr.Fluffles fault, he just wanted some attention, i blame her obviously. She knew what she was doing.
But the question i really want to ask is this:
Having severely overestimated my upper body strength i find myself unable to withdraw my FIRST BLOOD MKII due to the otherwise highly useful saw back becoming entangled in her filling & cover material.
I have already removed the matches & fishing kit to reduce weight & have determined magnetic north if thats any help?
The tweezers seemed to offer a lifeline at first but i am unable to use them to pick out & untangle the threads because every time i go near her i get an asthma attack & start crying again.
I don’t want to ask my mother because that would mean admitting i have a 'body art' pillow & she just wouldn’t understand.