>But Bahamas and that's illegal!!
It's only illegal if you don't report putting in as much as 10k and if you don't fill out your FBAR.
Mongolia has banks with intrest rates as much as 13%. HSBC (Hong Kong) is a good way to store money and open investments into Chinese buisnesses (it's a growing market).
Swiss Banks; Good chockate I guess.
I am not saying to do anything illegal, this is all legal. just hypothetically if you wanted to open an account offshores there are many banks for that.
I don't even currently live in America, my VPN does.