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cant stop jacking off
>old img but related
no matter how much negative shit i read about it i keep choking my dick.
<wtf can i do besides accept that im a masochist
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Anime should be outlawed
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what the FUCK happened to /a/
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Indians Are Watching A Disturbing Amount of Child Porn During Coronavirus Lockdown
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Im assembling a team...
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I started stabbing my arm whenever I get a boner looking at gay shit on the internet.
Is this a good idea or nah?
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I love DXM
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why are all chans sketchy or dead?
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ITT: We say NIGGER
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Pedal assisted eletric bike cars
What does 16Chen think of them?
I personally think they're pretty neat and wanna get one for when I'm moving around locally. That way I can pick up stuff at the store or whatever and not spend money on gas since I'm not traveling far.
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Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
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This is actually pretty interesting
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complaining about end/pol/, again
Read this thread, especially the bottom of it.
Then tell me why I'm wrong (in case you do not know who I am, assume I'm whoever you disagree with the most)
I need some outside influence to keep my head on straight right now.
Do you think Libertarians are the same as Liberals?
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I just got permabanned for the third time, except this time it was for no other reason given than "fuck off". Cuckchan has gotten so fucking bad to the point that the website is virtually unusable unless you have a private proxy or VPN. They have the most ban-happy mods out of any website who will now ban you just for replying to off-topic threads. Jesus fucking Christ, man. It's like FaceBook 2.0, but worse. And to make matters even worse than that, there are no alternative imageboard sites that have more than 5 active users on there. This site included. Any better alternatives that you guys know of?
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Jews are evil incarnate.
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Has anyone had delays in their USPS mail
I'm waiting over a week on a letter now
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Evgenia Lichtner 4chan ban
hey so i am really fucking angry at this stupid website.
as an actress i always am having to be different people or super polite so i think maybe if i go to this international anonymous forum where some guy friends of mine say they go to release stress it can be a good thing. i did a few times but especially for Quarantane as it was fun to be honest and myself for once without being so politically correct as many of my friends are being.
then this stupid fucking asshole stalks my social media saying he will fuck me and i tell to him fuck off and put his social media saying he was ugly and they ban ME but not him!!! so really fuck them i will not do it again but i am bored and just came home from my best friends cottage and will like to socialize here.
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I FUCKING HATE FEMBOYS
GOD, THERES SOMETHIGN THAT FUCKING DISGUSTS ME ABOUT THESE FUCKING SHITS. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THEY MAKE ME SEETHE.
FOR ONE, I REALIZED THAT IN EVERY CAPACITY, THEY HAVE DONE A REAL HALF-ASSED JOB ON MAKING ME - AND PROBABLY EVERYONE ELSE - GAY. YKNOW YOU'D THINK THAT FINDING SHAVED ASSHOLES WITH DICKS ATTRACTIVE YOU'D PROBABLY BE GAY. BUT NO, WHENEVER I LOOK AT A GUY, I THINK "ECH, THAT'S A FUCKING GUY. I WOULDN'T PUT MY COCK IN THAT." I THEN PROCEED TO REALIZE THAT WHAT IT'S DONE IS CONDITION ME TO FIND A SHITTY VERSION OF A WOMAN ATTRACTIVE, WHICH IS PRETTY SHIT IF YOU ASK ME. FEMBOYS - IF YOU'VE TALKED TO THEM ON DISCORD - ARE PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING AND FUCKING INTOLERABLE PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET. NO PERSONALITY OTHER THAN SUCKING 15 DICKS IN A MONTH, THEY'RE WHINEY, AND GENERALLY ARE LIKE WOMEN BUT EVEN WORSE BECAUSE AT LEAST WITH WOMEN YOU CAN HAVE FUCKING KIDS. I LOOK AT THEM AND I SEE NOTHING BUT A PERVERSION OF THE NATURAL WORLD, SPITTING UPON THE VERY BEING OF THE SKY FATHER HIMSELF. I WANT TO TAKE EVERY FEMBOY ON THE PLANET, FLAY THEM, AND BATHE THEM IN BOILING SALTWATER. I WANT TO NAIL THEIR WRISTS AND FEET UPON A CROSS, AND PARADE THEM THROUGH TOWN ON SATURNALIA, WATCHING THEM SLOWLY DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA AND SUFFIXATION
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What Makes You a Man?
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>22M from cuckigan
>at home bc #wereinthistogether
>yeah right, get fucked
>take a break from my midget porn >check nestcam
>I see a nigger on my porch
>I come from the back of the house
>"hands in the sky nigger"
>he says hes from the census
>like whut lol
>get the fuck off my property before you become black swiss cheese
>You aint counting shit today boy
>thought about calling the cops
> went back to fart-rape porn instead
Moral of the story: keep them in your sights gents.
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How does one experience happiness without drugs? Everything seems so boring and mundane when I am sober
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Masturbation makes you weak
>turns you into a soyboy
>you're less of a man each wank/fap
>porn makes you more perverted and thus less of a chance getting laid in the future and puts you on path towards whore/escorts
>you'll end up being more comfortable to your hand rather when getting laid
>if you do it more than once or twice a day you're gonna have mental problems in the future
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Do you like erotic MMD's? Do you like Kemonomimi? Do you like erotic MMD's of Kemonomimi
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I once read a deepweb page that showed how to extract narcotic substances from over the counter pain meds like tylenol or ibuprofin. If anyone knows what I'm thinking of if i remembered right then please post a link.
I need something to numb the pain for when I hang or suffocate myself because I am going to have to do that soon before the court decides to lock me away for years in a mental prison with no chance of escape.
My only options are:
Big dose of nicotine (I haven't smoked in a year so the buzz would be really effective)
Juice bottle bread yeast wine at home that would probably get me caught trying to make it by the fermented smell from my room (plus would probably throw up and have to go to the hospital if I drank it)
Icy hot patch on forehead
Big dose on anxiety meds (they don't perscribe benzos at my psych clinic so not sure how effective that would be)
Try to find someone with an ID to buy a bottle for me, but I live in a city and don't know any friends. Asking someone outside of a liqour store could get me caught
I'm running out of time and have no good options for pain killers. I keep futilely posting on imageboards hoping something helpful will show up but never does.
I just need to know to find something with a sedative and pain numbing effect
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BLOW THE PLACE UP
DISPATCH THE ROCKETS
SURROUND THE PLACE WITH TANKS
MUST DESTROY THE REDS
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Communism and Satanism
Am I the only one who sees this?
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Forgetting What It's LIke to be Human
Does anyone else feel this way? I don't wanna sound odd but the last few years were a giant blur...
Feels like i've accomplished jack shit
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hi, please consider checking out our autistic imageboard. we are mainly a discord server since 2018 but also developed a love for our own imageboard as others have
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Gather round and let me tell you the story of how Encyclopedia Dramatica lopped off its head to try and spite its ugly body.
There once was a fat man named Onideus, he was boisterous, mean, antagonistic and loved to shit post. He made many enemies, but brought about much mirth with his inflammatory posting and Discordian perspectives.
The enemies of this fat man were many and they cried out, "DEATH TO THE FAT HATTER!"
...but Onideus simply laughed in response.
Enraged, his enemies began to attack more... and more... they would stop at nothing to get back at this monstrous man of great girth... I mean mirth. Try and try as they might, they couldn't not budge this mountain of a man. Eventually they became so desperate in their Onideus Derangement Syndrome or ODS (pronounced odious) that they began to use illegal tactics... they tried death threats, bomb threats, contacting friends and family, threatening his friends and family, posting his dox, then his social security number, libeling him as a furry, then as an adult baby, eventually the libelous accusations escalated into outright claims of pedophilia and eventually trailed off into bizarre insinuations that he was stalking Drew Barrymore as a psychic vampire... and apparently a drum corps was involved.
None of this derangement worked. The fat man simply dropped and let out nuclear text bomb after nuclear text bomb. Eventually the admin of the site at the time, one Brian Zaiger, became so drunkenly enraged he went on the talk page of this great shit poster and cried out for a personal army, "VANDALIZE HIS PROPERTY! DESTROY HIS PROPERTY!" he cried with vengeful reckoning in his voice.
The fat man... had been waiting. He knew. He knew if he was patient enough, if he endured enough, if he took enough hits... that eventually, eventually these odious ass hats would step over the line... a line or six of legality that would absolutely ensure their immediate end if acted upon by that mean 'ol Onideus.
So an ultimatum was given to this Brian... do as I say, or I will legally end you outright.
Brian did not believe at first, oh no, skeptical was he, who had spent so much of his time hammering away at this large bodied rock of a man... but then Onideus began to move... very slowly at first, just a taste... a tap... one little tap... and Brian knew... he knew to bow before the God of humanity's demons.
This did not sit well with the lessers, the doormats, the dregs, the EDiots... one of them became so irrational an enraged he went postal! Shot up a school and killed two innocent kids... all because a fat man on the Internet erased an article he wrote and took away the only semblance of control he felt he still had in life.
Eventually the others became so furious and flustered they OUSTED the Brian! They cheered out, "NO MORE BRIAN, NO MORE ONIDEUS!" They would kill the captain to try and sink the great ship Onideus.
Then a man named Sibin from Serbia took the helm of the sinking ship and declared, "I WILL SAIL US TO A NEW LAND OF LULZ!"
...but the lulz did not come. There weren't any good new articles, there weren't any new memes, there weren't any new lulzy images, or videos... there was just despair and bitterness as the ship slowly sank onwards into the abyss.
At one point, a sly little weasel nosed his way onto the ship, he whispered sweet lies to the Sibin, promised him a leashed return of the Onideus and so he began...
This of course did not suade Onion Math Hat and the sly little weasel began accusing him of uploading child porn to the server! Of course, nothing of the sort ever occurred, but what was a little fraud on top of libel, thought the cat snake? As he began removing pictures of bacon and then turned around and deleted the edit logs with false accusations! No one would know, right? I mean, it's not like there was someone monitoring the RC in real time using video screen capturing... oh, oops...
This of course did not please Odoriferous Mud Flapper as he leaned on over to Sibin and issued the same legal ultimatum he gave to Brian. But Sibin was a sly fox, he thought,
"I live in Serbia! It's too far away from you, you have no power here!"
Sibin could not have been more wrong. Very quickly he learned that he was standing on the edge of a great precipice and cried out, "WAIT! NO! IT'S NOT MINE! I GAVE IT ALL AWAY TO THE WEASEL FUR!"
But Onideus was looking for a scarecrow... he would use Sibin as a warning. And in turn contacted the SIA, Serbia's version of the FBI and whispered sweet secrets into their virtual ears. Their interest piqued, they began to investigate and in a panic Sibin pulled the plug on Encyclopedia Dramatica... he tried to burn the whole ship with everyone still on it... just to save himself.
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Ideas for creating a deep web image board
We should create an image board on the deep web. The name should be "oneechan".
It should have absolutely no rules except that everyone must post as "anonymous".
No one's identifying information should be required, recorded, or posted, there are no mods or admins, anyone may delete any post, including those they did not make themselves.
Allowing anyone's post to be deleted by anyone else decentralizes moderation and it would be interesting to see how this system plays out in the future, you may have your predictions on this idea, but try to hold onto them until you see an actual example and what becomes of it. It might be better on reality than you though it would be.
To conserve space and promote the constant posting of new content, there should be no category pages, each board have one page of threads, which are displayed on the page as just the OP and latest post. Any threads which fall off the bottom of the page are deleted in their entirety, there are no archives being kept, and no way to access a thread that has been removed (BTW, the exact same goes for all deleted posts).
Original posts may have a maximum of two files and twice as many characters as a post in a pre-existing thread, which are limited to one file and half as many characters.
There will be boards, the boards will be the same ones you see on 4chan, with two differences, first, unlike 4chan, there will be no worksafe boards, all of these boards are unmodded and thus not safe for work, second, there will be no flash or upload boards, due to the concerns for security and the limitations of the deep web, anyway, hete is the board list:
/3/ - 3DCG
/a/ - Anime & Manga
/aco/ - Adult Cartoons
/adv/ - Advice
/an/ - Animals & Nature
/asp/ - Alternative Sports
/b/ - Random
/bant/ - International/Random
/biz/ - Business & Finance
/c/ - Anime/Cute
/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL
/ck/ - Food & Cooking
/cm/ - Cute/Male
/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
/d/ - Hentai/Alternative
/diy/ - Do-It-Yourself
/e/ - Ecchi
/fa/ - Fashion
/fit/ - Fitness
/g/ - Technology
/gd/ - Graphic Design
/gif/ - Adult GIF
/h/ - Hentai
/hc/ - Hardcore
/hm/ - Handsome Men
/hr/ - High Resolution
/i/ - Oekaki
/ic/ - Artwork/Critique
/his/ - History & Humanities
/int/ - International
/jp/ - Otaku Culture
/k/ - Weapons
/lit/ - Literature
/lgbt/ - LGBT
/m/ - Mecha
/mlp/ - Pony
/mu/ - Music
/news/ - Current News
/n/ - Transportation
/o/ - Auto
/out/ - Outdoors
/p/ - Photography
/po/ - Papercraft & Origami
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
/qst/ - Quests
/r/ - Adult Requests
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
/sci/ - Science & Math
/soc/ - Cams & Meetups
/sp/ - Sports
/t/ - Torrents
/tg/ - Traditional Games
/toy/ - Toys
/trash/ - Off-topic
/trv/ - Travel
/tv/ - Television & Film
/u/ - Yuri
/v/ - Video Games
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
/vip/ - Very Important Posts
/vp/ - Pokémon
/vr/ - Retro Games
/w/ - Anime/Wallpapers
/wg/ - Wallpapers/General
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
/wsr/ - Worksafe Requests
/x/ - Paranormal
/y/ - Yaoi
In order to prevent the imageboard from being overrun by spammers and off-topic posting, while also allowing an environment that is truly "no rules", and which guarantees complete anonymity, privacy, and security, the following system should be in place.
Threads may be started with either a subject, text entry, or a file upload (or some combination of the three), and the same goes for making posts in threads, there is a character limit, and the user will be able to see the limit as well as how many characters they have made and have left (similar to this site).
To incentivize the creation of new threads, original posts may have up.to two files and have a maximum character limit that is twice as many as a post in a pre-existing thread, which are limited to only one file and whose max character limit is half of that of an OP.
Starting up threads and posting in threads will always require a simple alphanumeric catatcha to be filled out, and there will always be a waiting period between posts, the capatcha and waiting period will be 60% longer for original posts, and the waiting period will increase by 40% every time a new post is made.
The rules for deleting posts will be the exact same as the rules for making a new thread.
Lots of interesting ideas but i think they could be made better, I think they need some outside insight to refine them. What do you like? What needs changing (and how should it be changed)? What concerns do you have? Do you think the idea is good at all? Etc. Try to be constructive.
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On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss."
People have suspected there is a recording of this and has yet to be released.
So here go on Rob Reiner's Twitter https://twitter.com/robreiner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
and tell him to release the recording with #ReleaseTheFartCut. So we need this hashtag to go trending, have other people on Twitter join and hopefully get Rob's or other people who worked on the film's attention.
Pls? Thank you.
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OPERATION FACE MUZZLE FLYER
This face mask faggotry needs to end. The task: create a printable flyer to hand out when you are accosted by maskfags in public.
bullet points for the flyer:
inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period.
inb4 that poor dog. this is the shock photo I chose, America will be like this in a generation if we do not stop this fuckery
I have massive respect for this board. As you can tell, this post was designed for sqrtchan, couldn't get past captcha and tor blocking and frankly censorship. jannies can clean this up if the idea/post sucks. I appreciate consideration of the idea.
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Capitalism vs Evolution
A downer for ancient breeds but a pick me up for fattys and depressos.
Humans have surived for centuries by constantly evolving to be the apex predator. Strong enough to take on mammoths and smart enough to pull of such acts. But now thanks to capitalism you no longer need to be strong, smart, religious, be in any sort of group whatsoever or hold any sort of morals or values. You can literally be a fatty that is dead inside and still find a job at walmart and if you dont snuff yourself a dame may settle for you. So you can reproduce and eradicate the basic law of man , survival of the fittest, and plague the world with your misery until resources run scarce and then we will revert back to the old ways.
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Why do millennials have a Waluigi fetish?
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It has all gone too far now. In Sweden the police are now allowed to install spywares on our phones and computers to spy on our internet activity. Everyone is against it, but nobody is doing anything about it.
What can we do about this? How can I stay safe on the internet?
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I know most of you are cunts but I need someone with a heart to help me out bros.
I lent my GF $400 for a game, she said she'd pay me back. (No simp because I'm getting it back). and well..
Her dog recently had to be put down. I know it's probably costed a lot, and I'm a NEET, I got no job so I need this money to eat. BUT If I ask for my money now, I'm going to look like an insensitive prick.
I can't just be like "Sorry about bruno..where's the 400 at?" but I'm not rich and feel like I should at least get it out of the way.
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found this on a discord user's pfp, he doesnt know the sauce. thanks in advance
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WHAT fucking image it was?
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How about a nostalgia thread?
Post 4chan nostalgia
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Am I white or semitic?
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Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or voat.co?
Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or downvoated into oblivion (essentially banned) on voat.co?
I can't even log in anymore. This page is all I get. I tried everything to get back into my account, but I can't even get to the main ordinary gab.com page to even try to log in.
I only get this screen. I do not get any indication I have been banned, I am only simply locked out now without any reason to why or how.
Someone is going to be a bitch and call this a blogpost so here have your blogpost warning okay bitch? Warning: Blogpost warning.
Imporant things to note:
I tried voat.co because it's supposed to be a reddit altrernative, but it has the same communist social credit system as reddit. If you tell the truth, bad people downvote you and this takes your communist social credit points away, thus essentially censoring you by having your points in the negatives, which only allows you to post once per day, last time I ever used the site before I just left it behind forever.
Eventually I started using gab.com
These are some things about me, and things I would talk about on both gab and voat:
Telling the truth, even if it's politically correct. I never went into """"""racist"""""" territory, but I was very politically incorrect. However, I never went as far as other people who use those sites, who seem to share very extreme things that I never even got close to saying or doing, which makes me question why I'm being shut down or locked out or shadow banned considering I never went as far as I saw other people going. One thing I always did was TELL THE TRUTH, NO MATTER WHAT.
I don't even know if you can see my profile anymore, it might have been disappeared away, but my user name on gab.com was @BroDoYouEvenDrift
I am fairly conservative, I love GOD, I like Q, Trump, and talking about conspiracy theories, and there is very much discussion about those things on gab.com and voat.co
I would often ask suspicious people honest questions like "If you don't like Q, why are you spending all your time on a Q board and telling people Q is fake? If it's fake then why do you want to try so hard to convince people that it isn't real? Isn't that a bit silly?" I had lots of great conversations with lots of people who also loved freedom of speech and the truth and most importantly GOD, but I have lost all faith in gab.com and voat.co because I think they are just as bad as twitter and reddit. They are not alternatives to me at all, just more of the same crap. Why shadow ban me? If I'm banned, then tell me I'm banned! If I'm banned, tell me WHY I'm banned. I know for a fact that I did NOT break a single rule anywhere. I never spammed, I never threatened anyone, I never said anything really that rude at all, and I watched huge amounts of users say much worse things than I ever said. I never broke a single rule, and yet here I am, suddenly presented with this suspicious and ominous screen, basically a big fuck you to my face. It's just like the website abovetopsecret. You go there to talk about conspiracy theories, but if you actually TELL THE TRUTH, suddenly you're banned. You got too close.
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New Murdoch Murdoch Episode - Waiting for the Superman
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Thoughts on suicide?
>no reason to live
>not poor but not rich
>totally out of my mind
>havent felt sane in years
>why bother living?
>is it worth living rather than offing self because I don't live up to my own standards?
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NO HOMOS WILL EVER BE ALLOWED IN THIS CHURCH AS LONG AS IM THE PASTOR HERE!!!
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/dindu/ - Dindu nuffin central
Post all dindu nuffin here: pics, vids, memes, news articles etc.
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We can have a comfy thread /b/?
>are you ok?
>what're you doing?
>you feel alone?
Don't worry, I'm here for you.
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IR Cuckoldry is a real thing, has momentum and needs to be addressed
We've memed about it. And yet, it has not stopped the momentum of the phenomenon. I openly admit i used to be addicted to the porn years and years ago, before it got popular. Eventually, I got over it, and swore it off. I've watched it grow from its infancy to where it is now.
I've warned about this previously and yet people brushed me off. "It's just jewish subversion, it's not real" they told me. Yet I watched the subreddits grow, the twitters grow. They are all over user content sites like Onlyfans, Manyvids, etc.
This is not just a thing for older couples, now young couples are doing it. It has gotten to the point where they are doing it in college.Bareback. "Breeding."It's not a myth. They are called "Stags", "Vixens".This is not a myth, its not made up, I've looked at the content myself. It is real and it is happening.
Imagine if you found out your father did this.
Imagine if you found out your mother did this.
Imagine stumbling upon these porn vids of your parents. That they willingly took.
Its so horrific, I find it difficult to even grasp what is happening.
Why is this happening? How did we get to be this pathetic?
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What happened to 7clams.org?
is it still possible to post there?
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So whats the verdict? nonce or not?
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Hello, anon from 4chad here and im just reminding you alt chan faggots that you will always be inferior to the king. Every altchan I go on is just people either people bitching about 4chan, a 4chan colony, a pedo hole, or just plain dead. You guys basically never produce any oc unless it has to do with orbiting that analockman faggot
>b-but muh comfy
Comfy? Is it comfy waiting 3 hours for new content when you basically get the same content on 4chan at 70x the speed. And I know theres a bunch of you faggots trying to find the next 8chan so you go to any lynxchan website you find, try to post some analockman memes or something and then the site dies within 2 weeks, but youll never admit that 4chan is simply better. No because 4chan is mainstream 4chan is reddit and its filled with normalfags. And the jannies OH THE JANNIES. Are you too fucking retarded to reset your router or get a vpn or somthing. And besides posting edgy things like cunny is more fun on 4chan because its against the rules, as opposed to a site like 7chan where the mods pride themselves on being degenerate retards. I know I know this post is coming from a cringe cuckchan normal fag right? Hey man you do you. Have fun going to 50 different websites to get the same content amount as 4chad provides
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Tranny degeneracy zoom tomorrow
Who else is going?
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/yuu/ - Scenic Route
In memorandum of /yuu/ a board from almost a decade ago on at alt chan who's name I've forgotten but who's legacy lives on.
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In the wake of this new meme I've been going back through my archives looking for some material that fits into this meme or that's related. Here's what I've compiled so far. Feel free to add more.
On the second image I'm thinking I'll try and find a crayon type font and then write "Ok Boomer" on the paper.
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Can't get away from the normies
Fuck your instagram
Fuck your twitter
Fuck your drumpf
Fuck your politics
Fuck your shitty Chainsmoker music
Fuck your basic white girlfriends
Fuck your liberalism
I can't seem to find any peace. Can't seem to find like minded people. I'm so bored. I have no friends. Edgy af but I can't look at people's face without despising them.
This seems pretty fucking empty.
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Angry Jew Noises
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I fucking hate niggers so fucking much
I was walking in my city and this fucking NIGGER just casually strolls past me with a FUCKING GUN IN HIS HAND. WHAT THE FUCK were we thinking freeing this disgusting baboon faced demon shit skins. Anyone who defends niggers is a fucking retard. I hate this country. I would have gladly died fighting for the confederacy. Fuck nigger lovers, fuck mud sharks, fuck Abraham Lincoln, praise be to the White Race.
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TLDR: Fatties and Neuro-linguistic programming
>20% of my family (including extended family) are fat
>they're too pathetic to stop being fat, so instead they try to make everyone else fat too.
>the fatties start bringing bread-y and sugar-y snacks to the weekly family meetings
>if anyone doesn't eat the carbs then the fatties subtly attack that person
>if anyone brings healthy snacks, then the fatties subtly attack the decision
>the other 80% are strongwilled enough to not eat carbs outside of family meetings, but not strong enough to abstain while they happen.
>fatties succeed at making carbohydrate snacks the standard at family meetings, but they fail at actually making everyone else fat
>I decide to stop eating carbs and sugar
>I lead the anti-carb rebellion
>a few other people join me in my quest
>fatties continue to bring carb-y meals, each time they bring a different kind of junk food
>one by one, my comrades fall, the temptation is simply too much
>I'm alone, my rebellion failed
>fall back into degeneracy once a week
>actually this happened with both sides of my family, but at different ocasions
"anon, you're such a coward, why do you care what your family does?"
you're right, I was a coward.
>be with the only fattie that I know that is actively trying to improve
>we're discussing what the final solution could be
>fattie tells me a story about how he used neuro-linguistic programming to make himself immune to all carb urges. In summary his technique worked for a few years but his asshole mage friend convinced him to undo it.
>he decides to do some NLP on me, and on himself.
>him: "why do you still eat white flour and refined sugar?"
>me: "because I get the oportunity to, and then I make stupid excuses to comply"
>him: "why do you make the excuses?"
>me: "i dont know why I make those excuses"
>him: "those excuses aren't a conscious choice, they are made by a subconscious program that has good intentions for you and is implementing them in a way that conflicts with your desire to be healthy, lets fix that."
>he contacts the program that creates those excuses
>program says that the carbs must be eaten, because my other antisocial habits already created much social friction
>I, he, the program, and other subconscious programs negotiate a truce for like 15 minutes
>end result is that we decide to become immune to the social order by self-improving so much that everyone admires me
>this just happened, i dont know if it will work, I've set a new list of eating rules and punishments for myself.
FATTIES ARE TRAITORS.
IF YOU HAVE ONE BULLET AND THERE'S A TRAITOR AND AN ENEMY BEFORE YOU THEN YOU SHOOT THE TRAITOR.
FATTIES WILL HANG BEFORE THE JEWS DO, ATLEAST THE JEWS HAVE SELF-RESPECT.
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90 day fiance
when you're in another country and some prostitute if she can "practice their english"
tell her to go fuck herself first.
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The Raw Truth
The truth is that the Jews are collaborating to destroy the White Race via Mass Immigration, Feminism, Pornography, etc etc.
I still haven't full understood why... but nonetheless... Should I inform my family? This certainly concerns them as it concerns the fate of our race. Of the European People. Hitler was correct about the Jews.
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MaddoxX most based internet user
>starts warez release group
>releases straight to topsites right away
<entire gaymer community: OMG HAF WIFE 2 COMIN OUT IT CANNOT BE PIRIT CUZ STEAM BUY RITE NOW
>rips half life 2 despite "ITS ON DA INNANET MAN IT CANT BE PIRAD"
>rips counter strike source and even provides updates for it, allowing users to go back and forth between patches despite steamING PILE OF SHIT not allowing this
>even some day of defeat
>sceners cannot comprehend this, and get butthurt as usual
>on top of that releases patch to allow cracked users to go on any public server
>a valve employee notices this, and slowly types out a "fix" with his fat, pasty, greasy fingers
>emporio releases yet another workaround for this as expected
>eventually gets patched
>now you only need a HL1 account ($5) to play all steam gaymes on public servers
>cs.rin.ru community continues to work around this for a decade
>at the end, steam patches the HL1 thing, but now you can use cyber cafe accounts to go on all steam servers
>somewhere between 2010-2030 this gets patched
>finally, after 20 years, valve/steam accomplishes what all cd-key based games have been able to do from the get-go
>steamING PILE OF SHIT has bug where you can get into anyone's account by pressing "forgot password". thats literally it.
>gaymers eternally btfo that their new consumer utopia doesnt work
>back to 2004 or whatever
>hacks cs.rin.ru multiple times (the only forum that ever mattered in the 2000s), therefore winning the internet
>EMPORiO releases legendary WindowsXP.Minesweeper.TRAINER-EMPORiO
>gets nuked right away
>fuck up NFOs with tabs
>cant stop fucking up releases due to being too chad. every 3 releases has a repack
>chad inertia too high at this point, says fuck the warez scene, moves to take out cs.rin.ru several times
>takes out one of valve's credit card database (unfortunately not the gaymer one)
>spends $20 million on gambling
>calms down and looks to pre-release quake wars
>contrast to VENGANCE (respect but still cucked):
>*NOTE* Online play has been disabled, so buy this excellent title if you want to play online. Valve deserves it. [https://www.nfohump.com/index.php?switchto=nfos&menu=quicknav&item=viewnfo&id=80036]
>how dare u haek steamING PIL OF SHIT that is a crime against da gaymer community [https://geekologie.com/2008/07/valve-hacker-blows-20-million.php]
>In addition to the Valve caper, MaddoxX is being charged with hacking his way into an Activision server and subsequently downloading an unfinished version of Enemy Territory: Quake Wars. [https://geekologie.com/2008/07/valve-hacker-blows-20-million.php]
>gayme "devs" butthurt about half finished product being revealed and try to make law against it, as if this somehow compares to stealing actual money
>probably got out of jail in current year to program node.js for a living
>compare to channers, gaymers, and whatnot you know who eventually became redditors:
>goes by MaddoxX (not the best page in the universe guy) [https://geekologie.com/2008/07/valve-hacker-blows-20-million.php]
>hurr durr i like maddox (with one x) da best page in da universe!
>NO NO NO YOU CANNOT PLAY Counter-Strike_Source_FINAL_READ_NFO-EMPORiO and see how we fucked up with such basic stuff as format string vulns in player names!! REEEEEE PLAY THRU STEAM GOY ITS FIXED IN FORCED UPDATE #703451!!
>cIntX also is based for apparently being part of the CC hack
>compare to aron swartchz:
>be typical sperg who thinks retarded shit like "namecoin solves zookos triangle"
>gets initial 30 year sentence for setting admin=true cookie on some website that doesnt matter, and does
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complaining about endchan
end/pol/ banned me for saying that whites are the true jews and that modern jews are usurpers of the title.
apparently, claiming that the ashkenazi, sepharim, and mizarim are not the original jews, and that the true people being claimed by the bible as "jews" were white peoples whose ancestors are now middle-eastern christians (NOT arabs) is a part of some "degenerate jewish agenda".
I was banned for saying literally this.
AdolfHitler also thought that a ban on Intellectual Property is somehow "marxist" (as if it was akin to banning physical property), that trade unions were owned and operated in nazi germany (hitler banned private unions but instituted nationalized trade unions and made joining them compulsory), that a system of domestic law based on ownership of person and (physical) property and consent as the medium of all legal (physical) interaction is somehow different from the NAP (even though it's an exact description of how such a system works), he objected to an absolute, no exceptions system of free expression/speech because it legalizes CP (even though it still prohibits child abuse - children = 15 and under).
He also hates my greater vision: allowing discrimination for any reason on part of private individuals or businesses, making laws minimalistic and government minarchistic, ending the welfare state and providing complete freedom, while prohibiting any new policies from being made, or existing laws from being removed, ignored, or altered, and of course by closing the borders completely from the outside-in and the inside-out, a ban on both on immigration/emigration and on international trade/aid.
Which is intended to cause people to self-segregate and the numbers of non-productive/non-competitive groups such as non-whites to fall while productive/competitive groups like white rise, resulting in prosperity that shines as an example to other countries as the country which adopts my system becomes a superpower, eventually, non-whites will want to leave, made worse by our border laws preventing them from doing so, we hold this position for a couple generations maybe a decade, before deciding to deport all non-whites to any country that will take them. It's peaceful, and most people would be willing to support such a movement, as it is much closer to the overton window than openly saying "I'm a nazi, vote for me!"
The only solution he sees is bringing back his version of Hitler's national socialism and evicting every non-white by force after taking over the gov't, how will he take it over? redpill enough whites and overthrow the gov't when shit hits the fan.
adolfhitler is an idiot and a child.
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We have sounded the call and the bravest have answered. The enemy has shown himself. Now we prepare for war.
Sun Tzu said:
>In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them.
>Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
Here we demoralize the enemy. When he is at rest, we harry him. When he is strongest, we evade him. We seek him at his weakest. We tear down his monuments and erect our own. We sap the very soul from his life.
Here we discuss how we will win in our Holy War against the forces of darkness: even before the first battle has been joined!
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WTF am I doing with my life?
I want to study my electricians course, and practice my piano and clarinet, among other things. But all I do is argue politics. Its' fucking pointless. How do I shake this addiction?
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Why did this guy get so much attention when cartels do worse everyday?
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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity
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peace & love
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Memes That Haven't Aged Well
I was going through some of my old image archives the other day and... wow... there's some shit that REALLY hasn't aged well... or in some cases aged ~so~ well it wound up becoming ironically prophetic.
So, let's have some fun and kick this off! Maybe I'll even do a video at some point.
That second one... oof... the artist really didn't reality coming! :D
PS - Most of this batch is from 2011.
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lol 4chan banned me because I pissed off a bunch of racist /pol/tards
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what is your favorite weapon
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perma banned from cuckchan
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Do we really live in the matrix?
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A humble travelling historians desire
I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land.
Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian.
"A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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Need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental
I need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental for a project. It is important. Can anyone either make me an mp3 or tell me how I can make an mp3?
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Official MEME thread! #1
I'm sick of hearing you fags and your racist/anti-semetic rants. I just want to meme like HARD, and like, not get ‘depressed’ in the process…
NO TOPIC BARRED
MEME THAT MEME YOU’VE BEEN ITCHEN TO MEME BUT CAN’T FIND A RELEVANT THREAD
Share good/chived memes that you’ve found online
Post relevant content/vids/proofs supporting previously mentioned memes
Now let’s meme and meme HARD you faggots!
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Turks aren't whi-
Turks are the purest of the white race, deal with it faggots.
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I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here
Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!
I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally
They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!
...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?
... could there be pie flavored pie?
We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.
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/4rg/ 4cuck related general
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>be me, about a week ago
>spend the night at a friends house, but we used to be a thing. we both have gfs and both seem happy in our relationships
>we cuddle alot and i never thought much of it, we've become close friends
>we're cuddling in his bed and he asks if he could have me for the night
>i freeze, not knowing what to say
>he starts kissing my neck and eventually kisses me
>i kiss back not wanting to lose him as a friend, too afraid of how he would react
>he grabs lube and start to jerk me off
>im mostly silent except for some moaning, but really i want things to be over, i didnt want to be a cheater
>i ask if i can suck him off, maybe if he finishes it will be over quicker
>he says yes but cant get hard so we stop
>i lay there fucking mortified and digusted with myself, feeling almost numb
>we go to sleep
what the fuck do i do anons. i hate cheaters. i wanna stay friends with him. im so fucking lost. please give me legitimate advice.
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Meme Works - Post Memes You Made (not found)
This thread is for "original" meme content, or memes that you made yourself, not stuff you found on other sites.
You can also post original ideas for memes if you want to try and entice someone into making your meme dreams come true.
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Random Vidya Drop!!!
Drop Video's Here.
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Since there is no /mu/ board
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Corona isn't gonna fucking dissapear, faggots
Message to retard lurkers: The coronavirus has infected over 200000 people. Entire, rich, first world countries countries have been quarantined. The cure is years away. Stop believing the quarantine will last for a few days and everything will return to normal. Normal is dead. The socioeconomic impacts will last for years and impact a huge amount of decisions, just like 9/11. Thats not even counting the eventual major global conflicts that will inevitably occur fueled by anger at this disease. Normal is completely gone now. Every single little thing will be used as fuel for thousands of future political fires, and thinking it'll just disappear is retardation
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Well, you are a white supremacist, european, far right and all that shit, but... Do you have the powerful Ñ?
No? Fucking losers hahahahaha.
Im gonna return to my chad rancho to eat some FRIJOLES mientras veo futbol, putos nazis, adios y don't forget wipe your white ass.
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>bored as fuck in quarantine
>decide to be edgy, leave the safety of reddit
>search for image boards besides 4chan, because I dont need to see 30 year old men posting dick pics
>end up here
>realize y'all are autistic as fuck
>fuck it back to reddit i go
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I've mostly been doing categorized image posting, but I thought it might be fun to just have a completely rando image thread soooo... that's this... just dump whatever rando shit you like here!
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I know this is 4cuck tier, but I actually like being able to post with a VPN and without some gay ass jewgle captcha interrupting my ass every post, along with jewish p*rn bots fucking drowning my tales.
>be sperg senior
>sitting at table with other spergs and mid-tier nerds
>there's this retarded aspie kid who makes an absolute clown of himself and makes me grind my teeth
>always hated how spergs like me actually had to work to be accepted by society while faggots like him were adored
>fuck him and his early Z gohan haircut
>one day see him goofing around like usual
>OP sperg out level: 75%
>he fucking starts flexing to a table full of girls
>OP SPERG OUT LEVEL: 100%
>snap and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE MUSCLES, RETARD"
>everyone snaps their heads at me
>realize i may be fucked, whether it be by the school system or some unusually strong tard simp
>mfw school gets cancelled
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Your redpill story
In 2015 I was browsing 9gag in school when my friend told me about this site called 4chan.
I was already racist at the time because I live in a small town were we didn't have a lot of immigrants until 2015, and we immediately started noticing that the crime rates started going up. So I started browsing 4chan and I loved the fact that you could discuss these things without some stupid leftist calling you racist.
One day a thread was created about a QR code poster campaign. So basically you were supposed to make a McDonalds poster or some other company poster and put a QR code on it.One of the QR codes led to a documentary called The Greatest Story Never Told. I stayed up all night watching it, and I gotta admit my eyes was full of tears. I couldn't believe how (((they))) could lie to us like that. I had nothing against Hitler before that, I understood that the story was exaggerated, but I didn't know about white genocide and the Jewish NWO.
Last year I saw Europa the Last Battle and I got fully redpilled. I've know been browsing 4chan for 5 years and watched a lot of documentaries. Last year I also redpilled a lot of my friends. Some went full natsoc and some didn't, but most agreed with me that mass immigration will eventually lead to our doom.
I no longer post on 4chan because of the shills, but I had some good times there. It really made my teenage years great.
What is your story Anon?
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Coronavirus Memes & Discussion
All this is unsorted material, so the quality might be a bit bleh.
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What happened to the two threads that listed links to other imageboards? They both seem to have simultaneously disappeared from here some time in the last couple of days. Were they removed by the admin or something?
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ITT: We try to predict what post >>10000
My prediction is that it will just be some inane shitpost. Like a one-word reply to someone that doesn't even make sense as a reply or something.
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Hello and welcome to Lynxchan. Please visit if you'd like.
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Post images that make you feel comfy.
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The Onideus Thread
This thread is for orbiting, insulting and cooming on Onideus aka Mathew Moulton.
Sit stil, Onideus, I'm COOMING on your face, uhhhhohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OH GOD, IM COOMING Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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How do you feel about police?
I feel ambivalent towards them. On one hand, I understand that having a police force is necessary because there are too many people that want to hurt and steal from other people who can't defend themselves from those kinds of people, so there needs to be someone who stops people from being able to do that.
But on the other hand, just simply having a police force opens the door to more authoritative control over the populace. They can act as a local armed force to assert command over people and use brute force to stop people from doing whatever their masters don't want the populace to be doing. You'd hope that this only includes things that are generally agreed to be immoral, such as murder, rape, theft, etc. But when it begins to include things like owning a firearm to protect yourself from those that also possess a firearm, or just simply living out in the woods because you don't want anything to do with society (which everyone should be allowed to do, if they wish; even though I wouldn't personally recommend it): that's when I have a problem with the police and the law in general.
You shouldn't be free to hurt others, whether directly (murder or assault) or indirectly (theft or burglary), but personal freedoms should be untouchable by the law. But one thing that has never changed over the evolution of man is that whoever has the pointiest stick (or the biggest guns, with contemporary technologies) is the one who decides what happens. And usually, that is the governing body.
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What the heck is this place
I'm giddy. So giddy. Is it, could it be, a place like 4chan that isn't total shit?
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WHERE IS EDENCHAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!????????????
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Serial rapist and pedophile Daryl Lanzon
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How did you find this site
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COVID19: buy chloroquine for 300$/kg and sell it for 15.000/kg
1 treatment for covid19 is 600mg chloroquine daily for 5 days (90% cured).
So split that 1 kg into 333 bags and sell each bag for 50$. You earn you money back after only selling 6 out of your 333 bags.
100% guaranteed profit and fully legal as long as you dont sell it as a medical product but as a chemical agent (tell people to consult their doctor and to read the disclosures online).
What do you think /pol/?
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Preferably funny but IDC
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I had an awful semen backup and I released it this morning
So I have been doing a lot of DXM lately and it makes you unable to cum. I quit 2 days ago and this morning I jacked off to an asian giving a guy a blowjob, and released a massive load, and I still feel so great from it, my balls are emptied and yeah that's all. Hope you guys have a good day. Also I think nofap is retarded
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Thoughts on Coco Bandicoot?
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Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet.
Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha
Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor.
The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable.
CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?