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Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 15:52:43 No. 3899 [Reply] [Last]
The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity. Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past. The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs) The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates. In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint. All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity
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There's plenty of fat black people out there dude
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I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here Onideus 10/18/2019 (Fri) 00:17:08 No. 1573 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!

I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally

They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
"strip wrestling"!

Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?

... could there be pie flavored pie?

We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.
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Got some of these, but I got the Indica ones this time, tryin to see if there's a big difference in effect or if it's just a bunch of pretentious bushwa. So far, after taking 40mg... yeah I don't really feel much of anything actually, although I'm sure it'll hit me in about another hour or so. Sometimes edibles take a bit of time to really kick in. In other news... happy 420 day! :D
*takes a deep breath* *lets it out* ...well I feel better. ^__^ But seriously, you dumbass humans really created a clusterfuck. Maybe try and THINK before you randomly decide to vaccination the entire population over. I swear, it's as bad as when you used to abuse the shit out of antibiotics. Good going there, Screwballs!
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Seriously you wanna vaccinate for incredibly rare, off the wall, stupid shit that only affects marginal amounts of the population... hey, great, not a big deal... but you DON'T vaccinate for something like the fuckin FLU! ...am I still high? I think I am... but the question is... should I get... ~more~ high? How high could I get... could I get high enough to try consulting with the cat? Do you think cats can talk? Or, like understand talking? I bet that cats can fully understand humans... like, not by our voice though, like I bet cats can read minds... I bet there's a cat reading your mind right now... if you put tin foil on it tho you might be able to block out its telepathic signal. PS - Biden actually has a chance of winning against Trump if he takes on Michelle Obama as his running mate... everyone would expect him to bow out and then Michelle to take over and she has enough likability and "check boxes" to rally the Democrats. ...but, I mean... it's not especially likely to happen... but it could!
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>>10335 Oh, oops... maybe I shouldn't have gone around posting about that. ಠ_ಠ

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Anonymous 03/22/2020 (Sun) 22:45:25 No. 9770 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the two threads that listed links to other imageboards? They both seem to have simultaneously disappeared from here some time in the last couple of days. Were they removed by the admin or something?
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>>9773 i guess at least NSA would have found some more websites to investigate
other bords are ded anyway but you can see ccd0 list on github
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>>9770 Here you go anon https://16chan.xyz/b/res/9601.html and an archive as well http://archive.is/ZJKwn DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED CHAN
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Serial rapist and pedophile Daryl Lanzon Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 21:38:48 No. 4542 [Reply] [Last]
Be on the lookout for serial rapist and pedophile Daryl Lanzon. He is known to track down young naive girls and force them into sex work to fund his drug addict lifestyle. Police cannot help because his victims who range from pre-teens to young adults are intimidated into staying silent and defending him. Currently, all of his victims have run away back to their families, but that hasn't stopped him from tracking them down to different states in the past and making threats toward their families. Please spread the word. For those of you in the area, do not go to his trailer at 20856 Trebesh Road West, Unadilla Township, Pinckney, Michigan, USA. While he is alone, he does have access to various firearms (despite not being legally allowed to posess any). His phone number is (734) 323-4309. Do not let this monster harm another girl again. Clearnet links to image: https://postimg.cc/Y4Zw9Rmd https://ibb.co/DCZd9pT https://hell.pics/SiirS30 https://sht.click/yrI https://upload.run/eegkqp https://anonfile.com/T719t3O5n7/Daryl_C_Lanzon_BOLO_png Darknet links to image (use Tor Browser https://www.torproject.org/ to view):

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>>8155 The term is "Cumbles"
>>8143 Getting what drumbles? Have you already given me a pet name? I'm not gay bro I got a wife and twenty children and a ranch so... yeah
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>>4542 to be fair tho if you decide to live in a place like michigan then whatever happens to you is fair game

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Howdy MyHeartGoesToYouMama 12/12/2019 (Thu) 18:21:48 No. 3716 [Reply] [Last]
Howdy retards
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Time to butt bump the homo thread!
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Random Images Onideus 02/18/2020 (Tue) 04:42:32 No. 8027 [Reply] [Last]
I've mostly been doing categorized image posting, but I thought it might be fun to just have a completely rando image thread soooo... that's this... just dump whatever rando shit you like here!
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>>9823 It's not philosophy, Brain Trust. It's empirical data. Facts don't care about your feelings (or delusions), Bitch Made.
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>>8027 I remember seeing that peach image in some badly made creepypasta rom back in like... 2013? Simpler times.
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robi exposed Anonymous 02/24/2020 (Mon) 00:55:37 ID:e1282c No. 8136 [Reply] [Last]
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>>9668 Most of that Q shit revolves around apophenic inferences, similar to "Bible Codes" or cold reading or astrology... your basic Texas sharpshooter style Barnum effects. Basically with any sufficiently large enough data set you can easily draw an infinite number of false conclusions, due largely to the curse of dimensionality. Most of the people who are easily tricked with such tactics are those often suffering from psychiatric disorders, some mild enough that they're still largely functional in society. Often times that mental deficiency is a result of ancillary medical problems as well, whether it's a vitamin B12 deficiency (found most often in Vegans) or thyroid issues or maybe they just ate too many lead paint chips as a child. Of course sometimes it's just natural stupidity. We're not all born equal and it can easily get worse with added upbringing and education (or lack thereof). If you take someone who is already low IQ and then flunk them along through public schooling (rather than putting them in a special education class)... yeah, it winds up breeding a very unique sort of stupidity... a very dangerous stupidity. I get the reason why they did it of course, I mean trying to educate trainables with special teachers and special classes just to get them marginally functional in society is an incredible cost burden, but shoveling those kids into regular classrooms under the banner of progressiveness and then later into "charter schools" was NOT an ideal solution. The really sticky issue as far as I'm concerned is with trolling. Trolling is a art of course, but if trolling is done by playing off mental psychosis rather than genuine gaffes, has it gone too far? Is Q breaking Formosa's Law?
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>>9669 i thought you mentioned something along the lines of there being no universal morality in the past. in that case, nothing can go too far. even if the Q larper could reasonably verify himself and admit to his swindle, not all schizos subscribed to it would back down. my personal belief is that it is wrong to exploit retards. i hate lolcow harassment campaigns, but i'm not very fond of lolcows themselves either. i don't know a good solution without violating the crazies' rights and setting bad precedents
>>9671 I'm not really on any particular side of the fence, I tend to take a more nuanced approach to things. I also think that sometimes it's better to rethink yourself. For example, on the one hand you could say, "I'm not going to do it because I think it's unethical." But, for myself, I'm more inclined to say something like, "I'm not going to do it because there's no challenge, it's like shooting fish in a barrel." It's the SAME action, but the REASONING is different. That's why I try and avoid pure moralistic arguments because... they're lazy and often don't hold up well. It's like saying, "Don't do this thing because it's illegal." That sounds good in theory... except when you factor in people who do illegal shit on purpose, people who ~want~ to do illegal shit, or people who try and justify doing illegal shit. That's why, saying something isn't moral isn't really much better than saying something is illegal, neither makes a very good argument on the whole. It used to be a bit different in that the greater whole of society was more religious and, as such, you could use moralistic arguments, but that adherence was largely a product of FEAR rather than any genuine sense of logic or reasoning. The whole... "be moral or you risk going to hell"... morality through fear can be effective at curbing certain actions... but it's not a tactic that holds much weight in "current year" in the society in which we live.

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There are other trolling philosophies that can be considered as well of course, for example The Portal of Evil had a very strict "non interference" Star Trek style. That is, they could document and mock a particular kook or lolcow from afar, but any level of active or direct engagement with the subject was prohibited UNLESS they came to the board and, even then, engagement wasn't to ever be pursued beyond the site. Which is somewhat similar to the "net abuser" concept during the 90s, when trolling was considered acceptable only when it remained online and anyone who deviated and went "RL" on someone was then branded as a "net abuser" rather than as a troll. And, at the time, being branded as a "net abuser" was like the ultimate badge of shame. Like being worse than scum. Worse than any kook/lolcow. These days though crossing the RL line is par for the course, it's typically expected and considered standard trolling behavior. There's also Mike Reed's perspective where... everyone is a troll... https://www.politicsforum.org/flame-warriors/
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The Onideus Thread Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 22:38:46 No. 8108 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for orbiting, insulting and cooming on Onideus aka Mathew Moulton. Sit stil, Onideus, I'm COOMING on your face, uhhhhohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OH GOD, IM COOMING Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Well, since this is the thread of me, let's do something "me" related, like uh... sort through ancient/dead bookmarks. Let's see, first up... http://go.frenchlabs.net ...well it's dead. *looks in Wayback* Fuck, it's so old even Wayback has no archive of it! D: *searches Google* Ooooh, I remember. It was like an aggregate search engine, like a search engine that compiled results from multiple search engines and sites. Had a nifty interface too! See attached. I think I mostly liked it for the interface. It's bad sites don't look good like that anymore. Everything looks like dog shit now for some reason.
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Okay next up... http://netbullies.com/ Hrmmm... also dead. There is an archive tho... http://archive.is/Tp8ka Oh, I remember now! Way back in 2013, before Gamergate got kicked off and before all the hilarious sites like "Heart Mob" and "Bully Hunters" and all that shit, there was this FAT lawyer lady by the name of Parry Aftab who created all these super cringe ass "cyber bullying" websites. She was basically like the precursor to all the current insane SJW crap online. She's like the God Fatter of modern SJW cringe.
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Okay next is... http://burnedfur.mv.com/ Fuck... also dead. At least some ~parts~ of it were archived though (see attached). Dates back to like... 2003 I think. It was one of the very first "canary in the coal mine" sort of sites. Basically for people who got into the furry fandom thinking it was like cutesy Disney cartoons and fun Halloween dress up... only to be absolutely mortified beyond measure once they fully realized just how fucked up that community really was. They called themselves "burned furs". Never at any point in my entire history online have I ever felt more connection and relatability. Like every time I encountered a new community in my early days online I always had all these sort of pedestrian like views or this sort of utopic/enlightened sort of perspective on what I thought the community was about... and then... oh my fucking God it's infested with complete degenerate asshats! Literally EVERY fucking community! To the point where, now, I just automatically assume that EVERYONE online is a sick fuck degenerate. It's like the ultimate example of "This is why we can't have nice things." It's also one of the reasons why I have such a colorful history with fighting and warring with so many different online communities... because once I figured out what they were all about... I just started verbally ripping into them with reckless abandon. I used to feel such unrelenting RAGE every time I found out that some interest I had (usually rooted in nostalgia), something I thought was pristine and precious and innocent... was actively being violated and raped in some of the most disgusting ways imaginable. The penultimate "childhood ruined" scenario. It made me bitter and angry and I would relentlessly criticize and attack people as a result, to the point of turning entire online communities against me and then I would revel in that hatred as a badge of honor, knowing every last sick fuck degenerate wanted me dead for ruining their shit in every other direction imaginable.
Oh, oops, forgot to name tag. I'll post some more interesting dead links later.

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Pedal assisted eletric bike cars Anonymous 05/30/2020 (Sat) 00:40:37 No. 11027 [Reply] [Last]
What does 16Chen think of them? I personally think they're pretty neat and wanna get one for when I'm moving around locally. That way I can pick up stuff at the store or whatever and not spend money on gas since I'm not traveling far.
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>>11051 Which of those three bike cars would you say is the most optimal for scoring some poon then?
these are not really bike cars more like trike cars right?
>>11027 I prefer petrol. i'd prefer a nice 50cc two stroke or something.
They are called 'Velomobiles', certainly they are superior for some modalities of transport but in practice they suck in traffic because they put your face at tail pipe height and are hardly a subtle anonymous way to get around. Plus they are heavy and underpowered even with electric assist. They need to have about 5000 watts minimum and full shell plus pedal assist for manoevering IMHO.
>>11072 Never said there was anything wrong with driving a car, I'd want one for simple things like getting milk at the grocery store or going to the bank to cash in my chekcs otherwise I'd just drive a normal car. >>11074 Good thing I'm in good shape and live in a mostly rural-ish community so traffic is not an issue for what I'd want to use if one for. Plus some come with solar roofs which would be great if you lived in say Arizona. Still you raise some good points, if I lived in a crowded city, bumpy hilly land, or right next to a high way I wouldn't bother getting one.

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Anonymous 01/29/2020 (Wed) 00:02:20 No. 4698 [Reply] [Last]
Thoughts on Coco Bandicoot?
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>>9329 It's better than what you post. I would rather the spammer at least he doesn't do this
>>9344 So then why are you here, Dumbfuck? I mean, I've been here for months and months, since nearly the original inception of this board... so why would you go out of your way to some completely rando, off the wall, largely unknown image board... with the person you apparently hate more than spam itself being the most prolific poster? Are you just incredibly fuckin retarded or is this like some sort of deranged masochistic thing? Like do you get off on stickin your own dick into a blender? I hate to break this to ya, Dumbfuck... but I ain't goin anywhere... and you ain't getting any less ass mad. Maybe it's time you rethink yourself there, Edith.
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>>4698 Hey I remember you from hotwheelzchan Bandicoot poster. Anyway Coco is quite based. Saves the world on a regular basis, can out scooter a tsunami, wears overalls and sneakers for practical reasons and doesn't give a fuck because utility>comfort>fashion, and is quite competent with tech. 10/10 would ask her to solder my shitty first generation handy down Amazon Kindle charging port back to the motherboard so I could then root and install Lineage OS and resell it for 20$ and split it in a fair matter. I mean it's not that big a deal because I didn't buy that tablet, I just got it from my sister but still fuck those early Kindles because they're built like total dog shit I'm sure they've improved since then but still. Coco is cool, also Wrath of Cortex has a pretty good sound track as far as games go. I like to relax to that when I don't feel like listening to music with lyrics/singing. Also also I'm not a furry. >>4704 >>4717 Old school Thinkpads are pretty based, shame they sold out to Lenova but they could have done worse tbh.


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