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story time Anonymous 01/22/2020 (Wed) 09:48:59 No. 4569 [Reply] [Last]
TLDR: Fatties and Neuro-linguistic programming >be me >20% of my family (including extended family) are fat >they're too pathetic to stop being fat, so instead they try to make everyone else fat too. >the fatties start bringing bread-y and sugar-y snacks to the weekly family meetings >if anyone doesn't eat the carbs then the fatties subtly attack that person >if anyone brings healthy snacks, then the fatties subtly attack the decision >the other 80% are strongwilled enough to not eat carbs outside of family meetings, but not strong enough to abstain while they happen. >fatties succeed at making carbohydrate snacks the standard at family meetings, but they fail at actually making everyone else fat >I decide to stop eating carbs and sugar >I lead the anti-carb rebellion >a few other people join me in my quest >fatties continue to bring carb-y meals, each time they bring a different kind of junk food >one by one, my comrades fall, the temptation is simply too much >I'm alone, my rebellion failed >fall back into degeneracy once a week

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subtley attack? i would tell this cancerous fucking cow to go eat their own cake on the toilet instead of eating the fruit i brought.
and how fucking dare you. the jews IS THE REASON why your family is fuckibg fat
contacting subconcious program... *beep* *boop*
program unresponsive

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Anonymous 08/12/2020 (Wed) 11:45:36 No. 15892 [Reply] [Last]
hey /b/ i want to get out of this fag ass city for a bit,i was thinking about taking a grey hound to visit someplace for a few days,maybe somewhere in new England. is this better than a plane?any suggestions on places to visit?what else should i bring in a backpack besides a change of cloths?or should i not take a back pack and get on the bus with only the cloths i wear?
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>>15892 It always a good idea to bring change of clothes. Also take water. No guarantee you will find any and water is good to have on a long trip
>>15892 >16chan <16chan \(\(\(16chan\)\)\) \=\=16chan\=\= \*\*16chan\*\* thanks guys
many college educated niggercoons and spics can't read a bus schedule. they need a their niggerphones to do it for them
>>16007 so there will be no niggers on the bus?

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Anonymous 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:03:09 No. 16064 [Reply] [Last]
Pedophile fag joins mc Discord server full of kids, attacks 14yo
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>>16080 why so serious?
>>16092 get fucked faggot nigger kike
>>16094 Just so you know my initial post was a joke. But apparently you had a stick up your ass so I wanted to toy with you for a bit. I never use dickscord but I already know its run by glowniggers and tranny-kikes. If you want to seriously DOX that pedo then go ahead. Just don't expect anyone here to do the dirty work for you.
>>16064 Sorry to have to tell you this kid, but the same feds that protect kiddie diddling ex-presidents are the same feds you would report scum pedos like him to - so they won't do shit. Don't worry society will break down soon so when you are older you'll be able to play minecraft stalker mod in pvp mode if you want.

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This is the definition of Kino Anonymous 08/26/2020 (Wed) 14:50:19 No. 16028 [Reply] [Last]
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>>16046 chigga?
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>>16048 Imagine being scared of a cute lil' wolf like her
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Niggers Anonymous 08/25/2020 (Tue) 22:27:28 No. 16019 [Reply] [Last]
Redpill me on Niggers.
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>>16019 Well, umm, there's niggers who are niggers, and they, well, are niggers. Then there's Brazillians, who are sort of niggers, and they've decided to elect this wild Italian who's all gung ho about burning the amazon down. And then there's Madagascar, which is again sort of niggers, except they're Flipps, and they've also got this really really unique jungle, some people say pretty much fucking jurasic park, and they're kind of hacking it down too.
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Tldr everytime they amass in numbers that happens especially if it's at the expense of whites. There's a reason why whites haven't been too successful in nigger societies. Mainly because niggers hunt whites for sport in Africa.
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Corona isn't gonna fucking dissapear, faggots Anonymous 03/19/2020 (Thu) 15:16:14 No. 9730 [Reply] [Last]
Message to retard lurkers: The coronavirus has infected over 200000 people. Entire, rich, first world countries countries have been quarantined. The cure is years away. Stop believing the quarantine will last for a few days and everything will return to normal. Normal is dead. The socioeconomic impacts will last for years and impact a huge amount of decisions, just like 9/11. Thats not even counting the eventual major global conflicts that will inevitably occur fueled by anger at this disease. Normal is completely gone now. Every single little thing will be used as fuel for thousands of future political fires, and thinking it'll just disappear is retardation
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>>11143 1) Nice that someone's actually getting the bigger picture here. 2) Stop sperging out about riots, this has nothing to do with chimping out. The whole issue here is that, presumably, protests during a pandemic, in and of themselves, and especially with such crowds, are an unexpectable level of demented. Riots actually have methodology to them. They target cops, and/or stores which may or may not be selected to be of a certain type. Crowding together when there is such a giant medical mess at hand is just willfully doing collateral damage to old people, nurses, asthamics and so on. And fat fucks, luckily. But it's complicated, does every dose of rioting spur lots more plain old whine-herding? And we don't know what will happen regarding persistant lung damage to survivors.
Both lancet studies On hcq that the media and others held up as proof have been pulled because they were found to be fake by a hundred real scientists  lead scientists of the apparent studies, one was a marketing major and the other has degree in science.............. fiction writing. The first question in any legal recourse, did the delay of treatment lead to negligence? Tds is dangerous. Class action wrongful death cases against msm and gatekeepers of treatment is very probable ..
>>9730 Is that so??? And yet people are already getting over it as the medical field is starting to amass countermeasures against it.
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>>11304 >getting over it lel this nigger doesn't know what we knew half a year ago. ##NO ONE RECOVERS##
>>9730 i wish i had the holocough already. tired of hearing about it.

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youtube dislike Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 23:16:14 No. 9948 [Reply] [Last]
hi could you guess dislike this video for me plz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGz8A3YSBWs&feature=youtu.be
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>10011 if i was walking down the street and saw cardi b coming the other way i would burp, fart and do a covid sneeze in her general direction and then give her a cunt punt. then i would push her into oncoming traffic and say she walked in front 18-wheeler truck herself probably because was blinded by her narcissism shining in front of her face.
nice try man
I liked it just to smite you fag
well it's sorta a youtube thread. doubtful anybody watches ADVChina here, but i am a fucking jew and i want to watch the Conquering Northern and Southern China documentaries by them for free. don't know if anyone knows where to watch them or at least know somewhere better to ask.

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Should I smoke crack Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 17:46:31 No. 15974 [Reply] [Last]
Recently found out my roommate has been smoking crack in the bathroom. What does it feel like and should I try it?
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>>15978 Exercise, cardio everyday for 1hr
>>15974 >crack addict is roomie GTFO The fucker will steal from you and not pay rent. Ignore that alarm at your peril. Be glad they haven't slit your thoat for money yet.
>>16009 you'll pussies dont even smoke crack and expect real posters? talking about self imporvment. go fukin kill somone or somtin I am tired of your lamentations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>16009 He moved out now. Probably for the best. I really don't like being associated with addicts anyway.
>>16023 fuck off idiot no one wants to click your shitty link

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Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 14:23:34 No. 15971 [Reply] [Last]
>at bus stop >bald 30 year old from pic related present >NEETbeard appears and asks bald guy how to get to mall >bald guy talks into his phone "how to get to mall" >>3 hours trip lol >bald guy asks NEETbeard, "do you know where <main road #4 of 5> is?" >NEETbeard: "ummmm yeah..." >all this time NEETbeard could have just waited at stop #3 for the bus that comes every 5 minutes, travelled for 7 minutes to <main road #4 of 5>, and walked 20 minutes east to get to mall >they babble on for 10 minutes >NEETbeard: okay thanks man >bald guy: no problem >NEETbeard: huge thanks blah blah >bald guy: really its nothing >NEETbeard: see ya thanks man >bald guy: see ya stay safe Wh*te people.
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>>15981 Japanese are honorary Aryan. We don't need disgusting shit skins following Whites around everywhere. Just give us some sort of space to discuss amongst ourselves without you shitting up everything everywhere you go on the planet like the parasitical subhuman species you are. Just crawl into a zoo cage and stay there where you belong.
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>>15983 Look faggot. This is a quality thread. The fact that you are triggered over race, strongly indicates that you are not a quality poster. Imageboards aren't a race club, much less a white club. Lurk 2 more years, and then post again.
>>15985 >Look faggot. This is a quality thread. lmao yeah real great thread Moshe >The fact that you are triggered over race, strongly indicates that you are not a quality poster. I defend Whites anywhere, everywhere, anytime >Imageboards aren't a race club, much less a white club. Says who? You? >Lurk 2 more years, and then post again. Been posting on chans for 5 years I am good
>>15971 >people have a conversation,so i must come to a chan and act like a total faggot niggers
>>15985 >>15981 >>15971 so how much do you get paid?

#ReleaseTheFartCut Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 19:37:57 No. 10668 [Reply] [Last]
On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss." People have suspected there is a recording of this and has yet to be released. So here go on Rob Reiner's Twitter https://twitter.com/robreiner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor and tell him to release the recording with #ReleaseTheFartCut. So we need this hashtag to go trending, have other people on Twitter join and hopefully get Rob's or other people who worked on the film's attention. Pls? Thank you.
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>>10668 This would be funny and cool
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>>10668 Well.
Doubt he’ll release it he’s too busy bitching about trump racism and riding pedo biden dick


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