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Anonymous 04/26/2020 (Sun) 18:42:40 No. 10409 [Reply] [Last]
lol 4chan banned me because I pissed off a bunch of racist /pol/tards
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chill out and have some pizza
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4cuck banned me for REPLYING to a raid thread... and won't even tell me what my reply is or what thread I replied to. F
>>10486 That is such bullshit, i started a raid thread a few hours ago and it 404'd without getting me banned.
I love the smell of fresh meat

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Anonymous 02/26/2020 (Wed) 19:56:43 No. 8249 [Reply] [Last]
what is your favorite weapon
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>>8249 >what is your favorite weapon propaganda
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>>9797 all w*men are whores
>>10445 checked
From Arrest Proof Yourself (written by a Miami cop turned FBInigger turned lawyer): Your choice of weapon reflects your clue-quotient, or Clue-Q, which is how much of a clue you have. Low Clue-Q: gun Medium Clue-Q: knife High Clue-Q: lawyer

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Anonymous 03/24/2020 (Tue) 03:24:58 No. 9776 [Reply] [Last]
perma banned from cuckchan
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Can't lurk with vpn goyim
You got lucky. Cuckchan is gay. The tranny jannies deleted two awesome threads while I was there. I can't remember the first but the second was /bwg/ - Beating Women General. It was as funny as it sounds. If /bwg/ isn't politically incorrect then I don't know what is.
>>10033 glowthreads, shillthreads and kikethreads get left up until they expire
plus their captcha is fucked, jewgle is just taking the piss now, gotta pay to play i guess
>>9776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Watch this tutorial and you should be able to post on cuckchan again.

Anonymous 12/15/2019 (Sun) 00:37:33 No. 3803 [Reply] [Last]
Do we really live in the matrix?
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>>10047 >It can be replicated by survey by asking people how many people did the "Wiki" and paper hash experiment and how many have experienced changes to the hash and how many did not. Even if 20 out of 100 agree with you that it has changed, you wont convince us skeptics as we will assume delusion is just more widespread than reported, or that for some psychological reason of people wanting to agree with each other or be special in some way, they suddenly "choose" to remember it "your" way
You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
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>>10048 >Today you use a "Magic" permanent marker to write down " 1, 2, 3 " Its easy to remember you will never forget it. That is also a theory, but a different one. The Mandela Effect relies on collective memories that are no longer valid, Ala Donnie Darko style. But your hypothesis is cool. >Even if 20 out of 100 agree with you that it has changed, you wont convince us skeptics as we will assume delusion Okay, if you want to apply replication to an experiment trying to confirm an falsifiable hypothesis, then let's approach more methods that are bit harder to implement. Idea! IQ tests are used to correlate many things about the participants of the tests and used to extrapolate life outcomes based upon IQ scores. So, how about if you want valid replication you tested the memory retention of the participants in the "Wiki Paperhash test" and seeing if there are any correlations between any group correlations memory score/(IQ score?) and Mandela hash changes. You can choose to section off test takers within only a good high memory threshold to see if the hypothesis has some validity even among high-memory people. Although this isn't related 100% to Mandela, here's an article. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1998/02/980227055013.htm Maybe all this has something to do with CERN but I'm not too read up on it.
>>10051 >falisfiable My bad. I meant unfalsifiable. The Mandela Effect is unfalsifiable even if it were true. I know testing competency and memory of testers is not fool proof but correlations are still handy.
>>3803 The matrix was just a metaphor for living in a world with constructed/designed events used to keep you on a dictated line.

Anonymous 11/22/2019 (Fri) 01:01:54 No. 2964 [Reply] [Last]
what the FUCK happened to /a/
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>>2964 >implying /a/ wasn't always trash weebfags, when will they learn?
>>4773 You okay man?

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A humble travelling historians desire Anonymous 01/14/2020 (Tue) 13:26:28 No. 4410 [Reply] [Last]
I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land. Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian. "A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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>>9442 You might want to try and master elementary level punctuation before you try and master imitating me, kiddo. Also I would never start typing text directly underneath an attribution link, I'd always line skip. Also, no image? The real me always feels a certain degree of empty SHHHHHAAAAME when making a post on an image board with... no image.
>>9441 I don't know what you autists are arguing about, but >>9337 is me and sincere.
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I open my bowels in your general direction.

Need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental Anonymous 04/19/2020 (Sun) 22:44:00 No. 10282 [Reply] [Last]
I need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental for a project. It is important. Can anyone either make me an mp3 or tell me how I can make an mp3?
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>>10312 Why on earth would you want to listen to the same audio loop for 15 straight hours? That seems more like a form of torture than a form of enjoyment.
>>10317 >Why on earth would you want to listen to the same audio loop for 15 straight hours? Where did I say that it was for me? >That seems more like a form of torture than a form of enjoyment. It does seem that way, doesn't it.
>>10308 dont u have a loop function m8??
>>10282 >>10283 >>10286 >>10287 >>10302 Don't act like niggers. ffmpeg can do it in under a minute. One liner: youtube-dl -x --audio-format mp3 http://linktovideo -o "music.mp3";for a in {1..1000};do echo "file 'music.mp3'" >>looplist.txt;done;ffmpeg -t 1234 -f concat -i looplist.txt -c copy -t 1234 looped.mp3 Downloads video & uses ffmpeg to extract audio into mp3 format. Creates a file(looplist.txt) with a list of the music file to loop, 1000 lines (assuming the total time of 1000 copies of the music.mp3 is longer than the duration you want, if not - increase it). Then use ffmpeg to concatenate the 1000 copies of the file, but only cut out 1234 seconds of it. Save as looped.mp3.
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Thank you all. This stage of the mission was a success. A serenade of three days duration at near full volume on a full set of hired concert speakers culminated in the playing of a certain fully beloved live stream at full volume. The neighbors loved it. It would have been heard for a mile. If it doesn't constitute a warning then nothing does. Now we move onto the next stage of the mission. KEK MUST REIGN

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Official MEME thread! #1 Anonymous 04/20/2020 (Mon) 03:59:17 No. 10291 [Reply] [Last]
I'm sick of hearing you fags and your racist/anti-semetic rants. I just want to meme like HARD, and like, not get ‘depressed’ in the process… NO TOPIC BARRED MEME THAT MEME YOU’VE BEEN ITCHEN TO MEME BUT CAN’T FIND A RELEVANT THREAD Share good/chived memes that you’ve found online Post relevant content/vids/proofs supporting previously mentioned memes Now let’s meme and meme HARD you faggots! *START
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>>10296 Alright, this is some bullshit! I have a really good idea for a meme but I can’t find any decent images. Has jooogle seriously scrubbed all pics of ‘ancient muscular greeks’? Where can I find pics like this but of ancient greeks?
>"sleek and tears" will get you pictures of GigaChad. He's some russian citizen guy who's a model. >"arno breker scupture" will get you some marble statues of aryan ubermen >"ancient greek sculpture" or "hellenistic sculpture" should get you something. <using google don't.
>>10353 >Has jooogle seriously scrubbed all pics of ‘ancient muscular greeks’? >being this far behind the curve the road is still straight >still using jewgle in CY Not sure if bait or newfag with wrapping still on.

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Turks aren't whi- Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:31:09 ID:e70247 No. 10337 [Reply] [Last]
Turks are the purest of the white race, deal with it faggots.
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Turks are subhumans.
>>10356 STFU Wh*toid subhuman i could impregnate your entire lineage >>10354 Stupid amerimutt
>>10357 Roaches are subhuman.
>>10337 İbrahim?
The only thing Turks are good for is making tasty gummy bears. That's... that's literally it.

I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here Onideus 10/18/2019 (Fri) 00:17:08 No. 1573 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!

I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally

They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
"strip wrestling"!

Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?

... could there be pie flavored pie?

We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.
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>>9631 It's uniquely shit in my opinion, but then I used to take opiates for chronic pain, so maybe my standards for "opiate like" are a bit higher than your average pedestrian.
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Got some of these, but I got the Indica ones this time, tryin to see if there's a big difference in effect or if it's just a bunch of pretentious bushwa. So far, after taking 40mg... yeah I don't really feel much of anything actually, although I'm sure it'll hit me in about another hour or so. Sometimes edibles take a bit of time to really kick in. In other news... happy 420 day! :D
*takes a deep breath* *lets it out* ...well I feel better. ^__^ But seriously, you dumbass humans really created a clusterfuck. Maybe try and THINK before you randomly decide to vaccination the entire population over. I swear, it's as bad as when you used to abuse the shit out of antibiotics. Good going there, Screwballs!
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Seriously you wanna vaccinate for incredibly rare, off the wall, stupid shit that only affects marginal amounts of the population... hey, great, not a big deal... but you DON'T vaccinate for something like the fuckin FLU! ...am I still high? I think I am... but the question is... should I get... ~more~ high? How high could I get... could I get high enough to try consulting with the cat? Do you think cats can talk? Or, like understand talking? I bet that cats can fully understand humans... like, not by our voice though, like I bet cats can read minds... I bet there's a cat reading your mind right now... if you put tin foil on it tho you might be able to block out its telepathic signal. PS - Biden actually has a chance of winning against Trump if he takes on Michelle Obama as his running mate... everyone would expect him to bow out and then Michelle to take over and she has enough likability and "check boxes" to rally the Democrats. ...but, I mean... it's not especially likely to happen... but it could!
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>>10335 Oh, oops... maybe I shouldn't have gone around posting about that. ಠ_ಠ


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