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What the heck is this place Anonymous 02/08/2020 (Sat) 06:01:35 No. 4876 [Reply] [Last]
I'm giddy. So giddy. Is it, could it be, a place like 4chan that isn't total shit?
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>>8218 yes but not too many seriously don't tell people about this place let them find it on their own
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>>8218 Yes that is true. This board gets very few posts each day, which makes it a bit boring to browse. It would be nice if it was more active. >>8266 I vehemently agree with this anon though. This website should never be advertised anywhere, except maybe on very obscure imageboards. Let anons find their own path here. If they can do that, then maybe they were destined to come here and post on this board or something. But if 16chan was to be advertised everywhere, it would soon resemble something like 8kun: a shitty 4chan clone with 4chan problems (faggots making faggot-tier threads, spammers, forced memes. Just look at 4chan.org/b/ and you'll see what I mean).
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>>4876 You don't have these fags, so you're already off to a good start. Post on 4chan for lulz.
>>4876 This place is literally filled to the brim with seething ledditniggers, find somewhere better to waste your time.

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Sex With Women Through Moonshine And Mushrooms Anonymous 06/17/2020 (Wed) 09:59:58 No. 11256 [Reply] [Last]
Could I get frequent easy sex with decent looking women if I offer them moonshine and magic mushrooms? I can grow lots of magic mushrooms and make lots of moonshine in my home. I'm wondering if I could offer those things in exchange for sex from decent-looking poor, trashy women. I believe this would work on some of the trashier escorts in my area who probably spend a lot of money to buy drugs anyway. I'd just be handing them the stuff they want right away. I do feel that this would only work on poor girls, since middle-class trashy women have more than enough money to just buy the stuff themselves. Magic mushrooms are worth several times more than culinary mushrooms per ounce, while being just as difficult to grow. This is because they're illegal, and because the people who grow them occasionally get caught by law enforcement. Since I'm not a drug dealer, and since I'd only be handing the stuff over to a handful of whores I know, the chance of me getting in trouble would be much lower than it would be for someone growing the stuff for profit. For $50 worth of supplies and effort, I could make $400 worth of magic mushrooms, and I could be making moonshine at a much lower price than what you'd pay to get it from a store, since there would be no excise taxes added. Stimulants would work better, since they're more addictive, but I can't just make cocaine in my home. Opium would also work better, but anti-opium propaganda has worked very well at scaring people, and it's not like I'd be able to start a large opium farm at my home, anyway. I could probably make my own meth, but from what I've read, a lot of the ingredients you'd need to make it are illegal themselves, so I'd have to trust some random people to hand me those ingredients, which would put me in a position where I'd be far more likely to run into law enforcement, not to mention that the process of making meth itself looks very dangerous. For your information, I'm a sober man, and I hate drugs. I don't use them, I don't want any of my family to use them, and I don't want to see anyone in my community use them. Drugs don't create any wealth in society. They're just a waste of time, energy, and money that could otherwise be spent to create actual wealth and enrich people to improve the quality of life in society. I do, however, believe that drugs could be used as a tool. Throughout history, drugs have been used gain control other other societies. Look at the British and what they did to China with Opium. I don't like trashy, rebellious women. They are destructive elements within society. They love to commit crime, have sex with violent, savage men who don't deserve it, and vote for and voice their support for political elements that tear apart society. They destroy more than they contribute to society, and therefore, they shouldn't have any power in society. Money translates into power. You don't know what they're going to do with it. You shouldn't be giving such elements any power. Drugs don't translate into power, so it's perfectly fine to give them just enough drugs that you know they're not going to be handing them out to other people. I believe society would be much better if all these trashy, rebellious women were made to pleasure productive male citizens, being denied the potential to acquire any power in the process through only being given what they need to survive and to have a bit of degenerate fun (drugs), since that's the only type of fun they're capable of. That would be the only way they could positively contribute to society without being destructive elements. It's not like they could become decent mothers, nor that they should become mothers.
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>>11265 I think it would work for a lot of trashy women. They'd be happy to get free drugs in exchange for easy sexual favors. Sex work is easy. Women just need to lack enough self-respect to do it, and people who do drugs tend to lack a lot of self-respect. The moonshine and magic mushrooms would be very cheap for me to produce, and, overtime, I could acquire a decent pool of women to choose from for regular sex. I could get them to do all sorts of kinky stuff I would be afraid to do with a girlfriend, since there would be the possibility of her getting turned off or weirded out.
>>11265 It's not like I would be regularly hanging out with them. I would just be meeting them for sexual encounters. There wouldn't be that much socializing.
>>11272 >>11273 well just don't give them a phone number or the like, but they could still remember something like your address or license plate. have a quick fallback for your products in any case
>>11274 >well just don't give them a phone number or the like You have to use a phone in order to contact most of the women who would be interested in such a thing. Most of them are too normie to even want to learn about more anonymous and private ways to contact people. They're the same kind of people who think prepaid phones give them anonymity and privacy. >but they could still remember something like your address or license plate. I guess it would be a good idea to never invite those kinds of women to my home, then. Paying for someone to drive me there would be too expensive. I've once done that for visiting an escort. The escort wasn't living too far away, and I believe it costed me around $25 just to be driven to the location and back home. I still find it unlikely that a woman would start going crazy over me when the only contact we would be having would be for small talk, exchanging drugs, and sexual activities.
>>11275 up to you. just saying there is always a possibility of a woman getting a stupid idea like snitching and drugs surely increase the unpredictability of some people. maybe you have nothing to worry about. police aren't as competent as they're portrayed. never hurts to stay as anonymous as possible with the harpies, but all of this is coming from a completely neurotic person. i am not saying don't do it, just to be very careful

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Rekt thread Anonymous 02/19/2020 (Wed) 01:56:19 No. 8048 [Reply] [Last]
Preferably funny but IDC
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>>9542 That poor bull I hope he fucking killed the guy. The noble steed didnt even want to charge him until that fucking spic threw sand at him. <GOOD.

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Anonymous 06/11/2020 (Thu) 20:54:13 No. 11211 [Reply] [Last]
>>11211 >trihard complimation 34.mp4 seek therapy
bump what the fuck is this
I think I've watched all of his vids

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Anonymous 06/13/2020 (Sat) 07:53:38 No. 11218 [Reply] [Last]
retard faggots work at CIA they let the worst shit happen and keep let happening >911 >russia and china collabing to fuck us >china's rise to superpower >covid-19 >2008 financial collapse >current recession >letting corrupt politicians run rampant >not doing anything about corruption in the gov't >i really hate these worthless retards >integrity is dead
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>>11218 its all part of there plan, remember the former director of the CIA was a communist.
CIA = american branch of mossad, basically

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Serious Question Anonymous 04/10/2020 (Fri) 04:28:59 No. 10126 [Reply] [Last]
Why do millennials have a Waluigi fetish?
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>>10147 Look at that upper body control >>10148 >I think it’s pretty obvious Absolutely
>>10126 one assumes he has big italin salami
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Nigjog Anonymous 05/23/2020 (Sat) 18:01:08 No. 10895 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >22M from cuckigan >at home bc #wereinthistogether >yeah right, get fucked >take a break from my midget porn >check nestcam >I see a nigger on my porch >JoggerRemover9000.jpg >click-clank >I come from the back of the house >"hands in the sky nigger" >he says hes from the census >like whut lol >still >get the fuck off my property before you become black swiss cheese >You aint counting shit today boy >thought about calling the cops > went back to fart-rape porn instead

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>>10978 I leave a window open to a locked room. >jogger jogs in >room now locked >jogger has fatal accident in locked room by coincidence. >wew I guess I was lucky officer
>>10966 I built a kill box around the front door. Any jogger getting past the 1st door is a ticket winner to a wild ride.
>>10895 would just love to pick your brain. Add me on discord. Rob's Puppy Dog#8375
>>11092 >would just love to pick your brain. Add me on discord. >Rob's Puppy Dog#8375 >fed honeypot 101 If you want to ask anon a question you could do so here glownigger.
>>11092 ok what ever you say officer faggot

Meme Works - Post Memes You Made (not found) Onideus 01/07/2020 (Tue) 06:34:51 No. 4250 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for "original" meme content, or memes that you made yourself, not stuff you found on other sites. You can also post original ideas for memes if you want to try and entice someone into making your meme dreams come true.
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Freshly baked memes! I might make some more of these.
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Rebel Scum Leader, standing by!
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Emperor Inslee sneers at your pathetic civil liberties!
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here you go

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Anime Anonymous 12/28/2019 (Sat) 23:20:17 ID:a87b32 No. 3979 [Reply] [Last]
Anime should be outlawed
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Especially moeshit. normalfaggot shit like CHADgonball is what gets people to actually improve their bodies. There's also the ones about the "HAHA HE LOOKS LIKE A FLAT CHESTED GIRL BUT HE'S A BOY!" trite, AKA trannyme. Pics are samples from 4cuck /a/ DBS threads
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>>3979 Anime is just a medium like film, stop motion, and comics. If the only thing you can find is gay traps then your doing a poor job at searching.
>>3979 The only form of entertainment not filled with spics and niggers Just leave them alone.
>>3979 yes. animetards should be gassed.

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Anonymous 06/02/2020 (Tue) 15:38:06 No. 11119 [Reply] [Last]
can someone help me make money?
>>11119 Stop posting shallow capitalist propaganda on /b/ and get a job. If you ask internet people to help you make money you'll just get yourself into an even worse pyramid scheme.
>>11120 aight yeah true
>>11119 Rob niggas
Maybe instead of yelling and screaming these peoppe should join the police and just dont kill niggers. But that involves effort so more dead niggers to come boys.
>>11119 Go suck a dick


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