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Masturbation makes you weak Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 21:58:36 No. 10673 [Reply] [Last]
>turns you into a soyboy >you're less of a man each wank/fap >porn makes you more perverted and thus less of a chance getting laid in the future and puts you on path towards whore/escorts >you'll end up being more comfortable to your hand rather when getting laid >if you do it more than once or twice a day you're gonna have mental problems in the future
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>>10673 These are kike shills. Masturabating is good. If you stop you're going to end up releasing bodily fluids when you sleep and during the day. The body will find ways to dispose of it. Just monitor how much porn your watching. Don't become addicted.
>>10673 Lol, I fap whenever I want and I'm just fine. NoFap did jack shit for me except make me unbearably horny all the time.
>>10819 >Saw Palmetto >Chaste Berry These are literally anti-androgens, no wonder your sex drive is getting lower. That's not a good thing at all.
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The average age a child is exposed to porn is 11. Porn and chronic masturbation is a lead cause of failed marriages. Your entire point existing is to fuck and have kids. You're failing your basic fucking duty as a living being. Therefore spare yourself the time and kill yourself. Simple as.
>>10673 >less of a man Fuck off with that canned shaming and mind your own business.

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Anonymous 06/28/2020 (Sun) 16:17:45 No. 11387 [Reply] [Last]
im fucking pissed right now can i tell yall a fucking story? >be right now >have tranny sister brother thing >trannie is completely autistic and insane >dating a woman who appears to be on a similar if not equal level of insanity >tranny constantly starts shit with everyone >the bank forclosed on their house and now they both just moved in with me and my mom >WE LIVE IN A TINY ASS APARTMENT >they sleep in the kitchen, constantly fucking and arguing at random hours >today they argue over what i can only assume to be weed or cheating related >tranny tries to kill herself >girlfriend makes me hide the knives >girlfriend gets pissed and says things like <im not dealing with your middleschooler bullshit, deal with your problems like an adult >based >they are currently arguing because tranny refuses to get in the car so they can go to some unknown place

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let it kill itself. it will make the world a better place anon
Ive Been Down This Road Before, Just Stay Out Of It. Youll Thank Me Later. If You Even Say A Word To Anyone About It One Of Them (In My Case The Tranny) Will Fucking Kill You.
>>11388 oh if i implied i was gonna stop that from happening it wasnt intentional. >>11389 wouldnt suprise me, this bitch is crazy.
Update: they just left. praise jesus the credits have rolled and the episode has ended. hopefully the real housewives never return and the series has ended. its been 2 months since they moved in. cant fucking take another day.
>>11391 there showing signs of a disease called "lesbo dick starvation syndrome" they are women and biologically they need dick but they never take it.

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Anonymous 06/27/2020 (Sat) 09:56:47 No. 11361 [Reply] [Last]
Is there a 32chan because I saw something on twitter and reddit about.If it does exist please tell me.
There was 32ch org, but its 522 now There is 64ch, but its full of trannies and pedo's
>>11363 What was 32chan like.
It does exist it just seems like a problem with timeouts because the dns is replying if it did not exist then a dns page saying timeout would not come out
>>11366 I think its been gone since March, it was listed back in Dec but by March it was gone. Not sure what it was like, most boards seem to prefer quantity over quality, and allow degen faggotry to feel welcomed
Yeah but I would like to know what the site look like or what it's community was like.I never saw it so thats why I'm asking you all.

#ReleaseTheFartCut Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 19:37:57 No. 10668 [Reply] [Last]
On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss." People have suspected there is a recording of this and has yet to be released. So here go on Rob Reiner's Twitter https://twitter.com/robreiner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor and tell him to release the recording with #ReleaseTheFartCut. So we need this hashtag to go trending, have other people on Twitter join and hopefully get Rob's or other people who worked on the film's attention. Pls? Thank you.
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>>10668 >>10719 BTW if you are going to tweet #ReleaseTheFartCut to Rob or other people who worked on the film, be sure to tweet with the hashtag, with this image.
>>10668 This would be funny and cool
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>>10668 Well.
#ReleaseTheFartCut

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cant stop jacking off Anonymous 05/28/2020 (Thu) 05:36:40 No. 11001 [Reply] [Last]
>old img but related no matter how much negative shit i read about it i keep choking my dick. <wtf can i do besides accept that im a masochist
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>>11001 Stop beating yourself up over a natural desire that puritans and proto-feminists made you think is wrong to have, and quit making these retarded threads.
>>11001 install gentoo
>>11291 whats that?
>>11261 I dont care about them its actually this fucking forum that makes me think it is bad in the first place- all this "thats jew subversion" propaganda and dopamine detox . It also affects my productivity. Perhaps it is a natural desire but jacking off to porn is not. its an addiction and it is in full swing when it comes to porn for me- wasnt always like this as a teenager it was controllable. Its not that retarded, it could possibly help someone off that jerks off to porn every day thinking its A OK

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/4rg/ 4cuck related general Anonymous 04/16/2020 (Thu) 14:52:13 No. 10216 [Reply] [Last]
Post shit here that 4cuck spergs are too retarded to figure out. Some HKgaming cryptography larper competition https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/253708358 OP subject line is obviously PNG header. Clues (from previously deleted threads) decode to the 3 images below. 4th cuneiform is supposedly a key posted by the OP larper. related pastes of hex from thread: https://pastebin.com/UPBzj07c https://pastebin.com/WeLwzEci https://pastebin.com/DVs5ShVn convert with sed 's/, //g;s/0x//g;s/,\n//' <pastein.txt|xxd -r -ps >pasteout.png or (slower) foo=$(sed 's/,//g' <pastein.txt); for a in $foo; do echo $a |xxd -r >>bar.png;done
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>>10281 For same reason you're unable to read or understand the OP
>>10284 You're a nigger. OP isn't talking about retarded jew shit from twatter.
>>10285 >You're a nigger. OP isn't talking about retarded jew shit from twatter. When it appears in a 4cuck thread OP is, you double nigger. t. OP. >>10277 (OP)
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/263412347 Cuckchan faggots are clinically retarded. They think the cop woman bitching over her mc donalds drive thru meal was because she had to wait. It was because she ordered before she got there and they were messing her about = poisoning her food like they've been doing to other cops.
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https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/264480429 https://archive.fo/wip/1zPXT 77th Brigade running demoralization psyop on /pol/ now about color of bandaids. TL;DR >glownigger claims he was sent out to buy bandaids >management unhappy he didn't get a range of nigger color bandaids send him back out >buys nigger range of bandaids >bitches about it on /pol/ >keeps claiming it was necessary/better to give in than stand up for himself How we know it is a psyop? OP stated: >I work in hospitality Hospitality is REQUIRED to wear blue bandaids. If they fall off it is easy to notice, and doesn't end up in the customer's order by accident. This psyop is (((coincidentally))) the day after a mad lad flies a White Lives Matter banner over a soccer stadium during their game, where all the players have Black Lives Matter on their game shirts.

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Anonymous 06/22/2020 (Mon) 22:18:26 No. 11314 [Reply] [Last]
Look at this image and try to disagree.
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I disagree and you should kill yourself via heroin overdose
>>11315 Same guy here different number but yeah sorry for some reason you cant enlarge it sorry about that I got mad about that to..
>>11314 Is that a /leftpol/ memay?
>>11324 get mad at yourself because you posted a thumbnail, dumbass nigger
All pop is trash either way.

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I hate pages like this, would love to raid it Anonymous 06/20/2020 (Sat) 02:50:50 No. 11283 [Reply] [Last]
This page uses the image of satan as a guise for librealism. Its a cleverly disguised agenda- get all the edgey metalheads or kids who hate their christian parents to follow the "temple of satan". Its fag loving, nigger riding, (((opposition media))) media garbage. I honestly think the devil would be disgusted. Their ideology doesnt even make sense, typical paradoxical leftist views >wants all statues of slave owners taken down, and yet constantly wants their pedophilic one up >believes everyones "will is to do with their own." But YOU MUST WEAR A MASK IF NOT YOU ARE DISOBEYING AND COMMITTED THOUGHT CRIME >Promotes separatism but thinks everyone should be together >Says on website they are not political but obvious political Seriously fuck these fags and i know "were not personal army" but what ever I fucking hate this jew satanic shit and it makes me fucking sick. Im pretty sure the devil would be rolling around in his grave if he saw this shit
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>>11285 oh yeah thats where they made the coloring books and shit? Didnt they have gay shit in there as well. i dont think levey has anything to do with this one they declare themselves as separate. but yeah its subverted kike shit at its finest. and yeah, new york is jew central but new york state is actually not, its the opposite and most people outside of nyc fucking hate people from the city and the city in general. the way of life is pretty much the opposite
>>11290 Where is this concern about upstate new york plopping in from? Next closest to NYC is new fucking jersey, the cesspool with the highest dumping of pajeets. Buffalo is hardly close enough that they would be oh-so-valiantly standing tall against the poisonous influence of NYC.
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>>11305 I was really refering to long island- which resisted globalism for a long time, in most areas. But everything gets infected i guess. I suppose im tight just becasue I feel like being a satanist means you worship the self, take your own path, dont blindly folllow trends/the masses becasue you are your own God. Its just a poorly made fucking front that actually disgraceful of satanism. <ILL WORSHIP CHRIST OUT OF SPITE NOW THANKS
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Satanist are just cocky atheist change my mind.
>>11283 I'm metalhead and I don't even agree with this.

Corona isn't gonna fucking dissapear, faggots Anonymous 03/19/2020 (Thu) 15:16:14 No. 9730 [Reply] [Last]
Message to retard lurkers: The coronavirus has infected over 200000 people. Entire, rich, first world countries countries have been quarantined. The cure is years away. Stop believing the quarantine will last for a few days and everything will return to normal. Normal is dead. The socioeconomic impacts will last for years and impact a huge amount of decisions, just like 9/11. Thats not even counting the eventual major global conflicts that will inevitably occur fueled by anger at this disease. Normal is completely gone now. Every single little thing will be used as fuel for thousands of future political fires, and thinking it'll just disappear is retardation
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i want to see what happens in two weeks when all of these POC rioters have been chimping out. we already know that they are at a much higher risk of dying from the thing. i really do wish this is a self resolving issue....alas,my wishes never come true. a guy can dream right?
>>11143 1) Nice that someone's actually getting the bigger picture here. 2) Stop sperging out about riots, this has nothing to do with chimping out. The whole issue here is that, presumably, protests during a pandemic, in and of themselves, and especially with such crowds, are an unexpectable level of demented. Riots actually have methodology to them. They target cops, and/or stores which may or may not be selected to be of a certain type. Crowding together when there is such a giant medical mess at hand is just willfully doing collateral damage to old people, nurses, asthamics and so on. And fat fucks, luckily. But it's complicated, does every dose of rioting spur lots more plain old whine-herding? And we don't know what will happen regarding persistant lung damage to survivors.
Both lancet studies On hcq that the media and others held up as proof have been pulled because they were found to be fake by a hundred real scientists  lead scientists of the apparent studies, one was a marketing major and the other has degree in science.............. fiction writing. The first question in any legal recourse, did the delay of treatment lead to negligence? Tds is dangerous. Class action wrongful death cases against msm and gatekeepers of treatment is very probable ..
>>9730 Is that so??? And yet people are already getting over it as the medical field is starting to amass countermeasures against it.
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>>11304 >getting over it lel this nigger doesn't know what we knew half a year ago. ##NO ONE RECOVERS##

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OPERATION FACE MUZZLE FLYER Anonymous 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:27:49 No. 10841 [Reply] [Last]
This face mask faggotry needs to end. The task: create a printable flyer to hand out when you are accosted by maskfags in public. bullet points for the flyer: https:// montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/coronavirus-why-masks-dont-work/ https:// www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cdc-says-americans-dont-have-to-wear-facemasks-because-of-coronavirus-2020-01-30 http://www.bioethics.net/2020/03/if-masks-dont-work-why-are-you-wearing-one/ inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. inb4 that poor dog. this is the shock photo I chose, America will be like this in a generation if we do not stop this fuckery I have massive respect for this board. As you can tell, this post was designed for sqrtchan, couldn't get past captcha and tor blocking and frankly censorship. jannies can clean this up if the idea/post sucks. I appreciate consideration of the idea.
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>>10872 >>10841 Also I do understand some people genuinely can't get a mask, so I would happily accept a scarf or makeshift mask which offers some partial effect to catch and slow some of the particles or the virus if a makeshift mask is all someone can come by.
>>10873 >or the virus of the virus
>>10841 >inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. >show your face goy no kike, we are taking back our privacy fuck you >>10843 >we know who you are even if you wear a mask goy give up you wouldn't be shilling this if that were true outside of a lab. No reason to make the kikes life any easy by being mask free. Do criminals* wear masks and evade detection by doing so? Yes. Case closed. *unironically value freedom and privacy more than OP & fellow brainlets.
>>10841 >listening to constitutionally bubblewrapped syrupfrogs >ever
>>10842 How about ... get this ... to make people get infected somewhat less often??? Cause that would happen to only fit like a glove with the kind of stuff they do. You know, ensuring a nice slow steady stream of pharma clients to gouge up and down for Remdesevir, sedation drugs, blood thinners and countless other frankensteinian chemicals but make sure people are actually able to afford it, with it being a loose, liberal definition of affordable that they're working with? Does that answer work out for you??

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