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Anonymous 05/21/2020 (Thu) 05:05:36 ID:0309d2 No. 10869 [Reply] [Last]
>>10869 Did you know that Chile had just developed a corona test that's 90% effective, produces instant results, and costs, like, either dollars or just cents? If one was a trendwhore, one could sum this up perfectly as a Game Changer. It accomplishes this by putting the focus on your ability to smell. So... we should probably fucking hate Chilleans for providing such a mighty brake against the world spiraling into chaos, right?

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Communism and Satanism Anonymous 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:52:01 No. 10882 [Reply] [Last]
Am I the only one who sees this?
nope, everyone can see it but them
>>10882 Wrong, o9a is a satanist group which is based on paganism and far right ideology
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Forgetting What It's LIke to be Human Anonymous 05/18/2020 (Mon) 01:23:32 No. 10811 [Reply] [Last]
Does anyone else feel this way? I don't wanna sound odd but the last few years were a giant blur... Feels like i've accomplished jack shit
>>10811 Yes it's called jaded. Naturally happens with aging.
>>10834 >jaded fuck you im not even that old
>>10811 Yea. Same here. I think it's a form of depression or early sign of it. For me my life started going to shit so I'm probably just forgetting as a sort of defense mechanism.
>>10868 how do i get out of it?

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killroy 05/22/2020 (Fri) 18:09:10 No. 10885 [Reply] [Last]
hi, please consider checking out our autistic imageboard. we are mainly a discord server since 2018 but also developed a love for our own imageboard as others have thankyaw https://autisticparadise.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYd66d4emU

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 05:05:13 No. 2585 [Reply] [Last]
Gather round and let me tell you the story of how Encyclopedia Dramatica lopped off its head to try and spite its ugly body.

There once was a fat man named Onideus, he was boisterous, mean, antagonistic and loved to shit post. He made many enemies, but brought about much mirth with his inflammatory posting and Discordian perspectives.

The enemies of this fat man were many and they cried out, "DEATH TO THE FAT HATTER!"

...but Onideus simply laughed in response.

Enraged, his enemies began to attack more... and more... they would stop at nothing to get back at this monstrous man of great girth... I mean mirth. Try and try as they might, they couldn't not budge this mountain of a man. Eventually they became so desperate in their Onideus Derangement Syndrome or ODS (pronounced odious) that they began to use illegal tactics... they tried death threats, bomb threats, contacting friends and family, threatening his friends and family, posting his dox, then his social security number, libeling him as a furry, then as an adult baby, eventually the libelous accusations escalated into outright claims of pedophilia and eventually trailed off into bizarre insinuations that he was stalking Drew Barrymore as a psychic vampire... and apparently a drum corps was involved.

None of this derangement worked. The fat man simply dropped and let out nuclear text bomb after nuclear text bomb. Eventually the admin of the site at the time, one Brian Zaiger, became so drunkenly enraged he went on the talk page of this great shit poster and cried out for a personal army, "VANDALIZE HIS PROPERTY! DESTROY HIS PROPERTY!" he cried with vengeful reckoning in his voice.

The fat man... had been waiting. He knew. He knew if he was patient enough, if he endured enough, if he took enough hits... that eventually, eventually these odious ass hats would step over the line... a line or six of legality that would absolutely ensure their immediate end if acted upon by that mean 'ol Onideus.

So an ultimatum was given to this Brian... do as I say, or I will legally end you outright.

Brian did not believe at first, oh no, skeptical was he, who had spent so much of his time hammering away at this large bodied rock of a man... but then Onideus began to move... very slowly at first, just a taste... a tap... one little tap... and Brian knew... he knew to bow before the God of humanity's demons.

This did not sit well with the lessers, the doormats, the dregs, the EDiots... one of them became so irrational an enraged he went postal! Shot up a school and killed two innocent kids... all because a fat man on the Internet erased an article he wrote and took away the only semblance of control he felt he still had in life.

Eventually the others became so furious and flustered they OUSTED the Brian! They cheered out, "NO MORE BRIAN, NO MORE ONIDEUS!" They would kill the captain to try and sink the great ship Onideus.

Then a man named Sibin from Serbia took the helm of the sinking ship and declared, "I WILL SAIL US TO A NEW LAND OF LULZ!"

...but the lulz did not come. There weren't any good new articles, there weren't any new memes, there weren't any new lulzy images, or videos... there was just despair and bitterness as the ship slowly sank onwards into the abyss.

At one point, a sly little weasel nosed his way onto the ship, he whispered sweet lies to the Sibin, promised him a leashed return of the Onideus and so he began...


This of course did not suade Onion Math Hat and the sly little weasel began accusing him of uploading child porn to the server! Of course, nothing of the sort ever occurred, but what was a little fraud on top of libel, thought the cat snake? As he began removing pictures of bacon and then turned around and deleted the edit logs with false accusations! No one would know, right? I mean, it's not like there was someone monitoring the RC in real time using video screen capturing... oh, oops...


This of course did not please Odoriferous Mud Flapper as he leaned on over to Sibin and issued the same legal ultimatum he gave to Brian. But Sibin was a sly fox, he thought,

"I live in Serbia! It's too far away from you, you have no power here!"

Sibin could not have been more wrong. Very quickly he learned that he was standing on the edge of a great precipice and cried out, "WAIT! NO! IT'S NOT MINE! I GAVE IT ALL AWAY TO THE WEASEL FUR!"


But Onideus was looking for a scarecrow... he would use Sibin as a warning. And in turn contacted the SIA, Serbia's version of the FBI and whispered sweet secrets into their virtual ears. Their interest piqued, they began to investigate and in a panic Sibin pulled the plug on Encyclopedia Dramatica... he tried to burn the whole ship with everyone still on it... just to save himself.

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>>9566 Yeah, I am. Because even though I'm tired of Onideus's bitching about ED he still contributes to the board with OC whereas the only shit you contribute is more and yet more bitching. Also, you are also sticking around on this pathetic little 4chan clone and replying to my posts within a day or so. Are you disabled and chronically sick like me? Or do you just not have a job? I don't really care as long as you leave. ht tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-HsWxMq36s
>>9565 Well, let me put it this way... as stupid as they are, if they are doing highly illegal shit (and I'm sure many of them are)... it's only a matter of time before they get themselves caught and wind up in prison, regardless of whatever I do. I've been online in the more volatile communities long enough to know that... play stupid games... win stupid prizes. I mean their current owner has already had his shit raided TWICE by the police... and now that he's hosting ED and directly enabling, encouraging and facilitating identity theft and fraud... yeeaaah... he ain't gonna last long. This thread is mostly just for the lolcow drama they bring about as they're squealing like stuck pigs right before their own inevitable slaughter. I'm just here to provide insult to their self-injury. If you don't like seeing it I would advise hiding the thread (and another other threads they make). >>9566 I've made like ONE singular thread dedicated to mocking you idiots, which can easily be set to hidden by anyone who doesn't want to see it... on the other hand you've made... what, more than a DOZEN screechy little Hatter hate threads just in the past couple months? Look, I get it, you're stupid and you're flustered because your stupidity causes you keep walking right tha'fuck into a wall... but that sure as shit ain't my fault. Don't blame me for all the stupid ass shit you idiots keep doing. Bitch made little paste eater EDiots like you are in sore need of a little introspection.
>>9561 That looks like your mum than some dumb slut from IOWA onideus, try to rape harder.
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ED's new logo shows themselves getting fisted... you can't make this shit up.
>>2585 ED from the last I've heard was run by Jews, like Oddguy, Rodion, Dropdatwat, Zaiger, etc. Weev is also a kike who would delete content on the wiki about Jews doing WTC. He got deeply offended by that meme, probably because he is one himself. Btw, that info comes from Alison Chabloz who knew somebody on there. ED also doxxes racists. That should come as no surprise to people that know the site. I remember one time Ryan Cleary of LulzSec and former owner of ED hacked DreamHost, causing 4chon's owner STI hundreds of dollars in server bills, so he retaliated by hacking the forum by figuring out a password that Cleary set to "niggers1" before dumping the email addresses of EDF users on Pastebin. Cleary later got busted with kiddy porn on his hard drive. I guess that's what happens when you target somebody who isn't low-hanging fruit like the rest of the people that ED occasionally doxxes and writes about in their articles.

Ideas for creating a deep web image board Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 00:45:58 No. 9963 [Reply] [Last]
We should create an image board on the deep web. The name should be "oneechan". It should have absolutely no rules except that everyone must post as "anonymous". No one's identifying information should be required, recorded, or posted, there are no mods or admins, anyone may delete any post, including those they did not make themselves. Allowing anyone's post to be deleted by anyone else decentralizes moderation and it would be interesting to see how this system plays out in the future, you may have your predictions on this idea, but try to hold onto them until you see an actual example and what becomes of it. It might be better on reality than you though it would be. To conserve space and promote the constant posting of new content, there should be no category pages, each board have one page of threads, which are displayed on the page as just the OP and latest post. Any threads which fall off the bottom of the page are deleted in their entirety, there are no archives being kept, and no way to access a thread that has been removed (BTW, the exact same goes for all deleted posts). Original posts may have a maximum of two files and twice as many characters as a post in a pre-existing thread, which are limited to one file and half as many characters. There will be boards, the boards will be the same ones you see on 4chan, with two differences, first, unlike 4chan, there will be no worksafe boards, all of these boards are unmodded and thus not safe for work, second, there will be no flash or upload boards, due to the concerns for security and the limitations of the deep web, anyway, hete is the board list: /3/ - 3DCG /a/ - Anime & Manga /aco/ - Adult Cartoons

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I think the idea is good, but for the issue that no one but pedophiles use Tor. Despite the kike-loving developers, It's a place with a huge potential for the dissident right of we actually began using it, it's a place we can use to organize, and get our shit together, with much less fear of our government. Like i said, anyone could remove any post or thread they don't like, if enough pro-whites used the site from the outset in order to immediately delete the pedos and make up the majority of the site's content, all the issues we face will not cause the site to become overabundant with CP-posters and die as a result, the trick is to somehow figure out a way to get the people who we want onto the site in large enough numbers to prevent the cancer from growing. I think another issue is that we insist on national socialism as part of our vetting requirements, I, for one, don't exactly now what set of policies you refer to as "national socialist" and a lot of other potential recruits do not know as well, those who become advocates of the white people are not the type to sign up to an ideology they do not fully know of (and since the natsoc of the modern day is not a 1:1 with the natsoc of 1940's germany, they cannot simply read mein kampf to find out). nonetheless, they are steadfastly in favor of the white race and it's prosperity, they know at least some of the issues that face this people and do think they need to be addressed. I bring this up because perhaps we are too selective about who we can call "brother", right now we need anyone who unironically fights for the interests of the white gentiles and their children. No matter what political ideology they may otherwise subscribe to, the twin traits of only taking natsocs and unwilling to describe in detail what set of policies a natsoc society has, is going to ensure a permanently dwindling number of recruits. Either you can think about what's essential in an ally and go for that (essential meaning to ask yourself "what is the one issue or trait that is most important here?" and only recruiting on that basis, recognizing that you are, indeed, desperate for whatever allies you can get for your cause right now), or actually explain the full extent of what it means to be natsoc (the full consequences of natsoc gaining power over a country) before asking people to sign up to it, or you can do both. Also, get /pol/cks and /pol/-types to start using Tor, despite the shittiness of the devs, get them to realize it;'s a good tool for circumventing the LEA and other alphabet soups and communicating with fellow dissidents.

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>>10552 Believe me, I would if I could, I lack the basic thing I'd need to make this happen: - I have no clue as to how to do this - I have no skills or talent for technology and doubt my ability to make the site and have it be secure - I lack money, like any money at all, I have no means of getting money, and I'm not interested in collecting donations, either - I think a job like this is best done by a team instead of a single individual, and I lack anyone who would be willing to work on this project (with me or alone) - lastly, I proposed this idea on the clearnet, this even if I fulfilled all of the above requirements, I am a terrible person to actually make the site, it;'s better tat someone comes across the idea and puts it into action without saying anything, anywhere, that could possibly be used to trace the site to themselves. The ideal creator of this site is not me, it's someone with no data trail connecting them to the site, someone with the needed money and skills, and someone with a loyal and dedicated team willing to work with him to give this experiment the best chances of success they could possibly have. >why post any of this here then?

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>>9963 >anyone may delete any post, including those they did not make themselves I guarentee that this rule will fuck up the board so bad
>>10725 I think we can mitigate the damage by making it real tough to spam deletions
>>10725 I don't think there would be a problem, we could do things like use capatcha, force an IP to wait increasingly longer turns every deletion, make both of these worse for deleting threads rather than posts (or maybe require multiple users to delete the same thread to remove it - which varies depending upon the number of posts by unique IPs in the thread - something like "vote to delete thread? = 1 our of 2 votes to deletion", something like that).

#ReleaseTheFartCut Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 19:37:57 No. 10668 [Reply] [Last]
On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss." People have suspected there is a recording of this and has yet to be released. So here go on Rob Reiner's Twitter https://twitter.com/robreiner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor and tell him to release the recording with #ReleaseTheFartCut. So we need this hashtag to go trending, have other people on Twitter join and hopefully get Rob's or other people who worked on the film's attention. Pls? Thank you.
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yes release it
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>>10668 >>10719 BTW if you are going to tweet #ReleaseTheFartCut to Rob or other people who worked on the film, be sure to tweet with the hashtag, with this image.
>>10668 This would be funny and cool
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>>10668 Well.

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OPERATION FACE MUZZLE FLYER Anonymous 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:27:49 No. 10841 [Reply] [Last]
This face mask faggotry needs to end. The task: create a printable flyer to hand out when you are accosted by maskfags in public. bullet points for the flyer: https:// montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/coronavirus-why-masks-dont-work/ https:// www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cdc-says-americans-dont-have-to-wear-facemasks-because-of-coronavirus-2020-01-30 http://www.bioethics.net/2020/03/if-masks-dont-work-why-are-you-wearing-one/ inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. inb4 that poor dog. this is the shock photo I chose, America will be like this in a generation if we do not stop this fuckery I have massive respect for this board. As you can tell, this post was designed for sqrtchan, couldn't get past captcha and tor blocking and frankly censorship. jannies can clean this up if the idea/post sucks. I appreciate consideration of the idea.
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>>10841 Shit thread. There will be no mask law nor enforcement. There is already laws on books prohibiting masks at certain times
>>10843 The only post that matters thus far, I'm glad the doggo made it ok, fuck joggers but especially fuck niggers
>>10841 Masks have some effect but don't completely prevent the virus spreading. The virus is so small that some particles of it still escape, but it reduces chances. If someone chooses to risk it and not wear a mask then that's on them, but if I get sick from someone not wearing a mask or a family member of mine gets sick or dies from someone not wearing a mask then I should have legal right to kill the person who get me or my loved one sick.
>>10872 >>10841 Also I do understand some people genuinely can't get a mask, so I would happily accept a scarf or makeshift mask which offers some partial effect to catch and slow some of the particles or the virus if a makeshift mask is all someone can come by.
>>10873 >or the virus of the virus

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Capitalism vs Evolution Anonymous 05/17/2020 (Sun) 05:18:51 No. 10795 [Reply] [Last]
A downer for ancient breeds but a pick me up for fattys and depressos. Humans have surived for centuries by constantly evolving to be the apex predator. Strong enough to take on mammoths and smart enough to pull of such acts. But now thanks to capitalism you no longer need to be strong, smart, religious, be in any sort of group whatsoever or hold any sort of morals or values. You can literally be a fatty that is dead inside and still find a job at walmart and if you dont snuff yourself a dame may settle for you. So you can reproduce and eradicate the basic law of man , survival of the fittest, and plague the world with your misery until resources run scarce and then we will revert back to the old ways.
>>10795 Wrong, wrong and wrong. >you no longer need to be ...religious Swallowing anything your favorite corner of academia shoves out, worshipping corporations and obsessing over distractions and hysterically egging on the non-straight, these are just some examples of the new standards of religion these days. >be in any sort of group whatsoever Hah! That the most wrong of all your presumptions. >or hold any sort of morals or values Having a comical, over the top caricature of values, especially dumb crude ones, is on the contrary held up high these days.
>>10812 You #woke
>>10795 >But now thanks to capitalism you no longer need to be strong That's not how it functions. Capitalism first off makes food in general cheap. This works out very well for those predisposed to putting on muscle, who need the extra energy to maintain it and who evade getting fucked up as much by cheap excess food thanks to the extra muscle constantly burning a bit of extra calories. From the other angle, it makes conservation of energy an irrelevant objective. Oh, but can it really be that simple? Well, it just so happens not to be. Capitalism especially makes high protein food much more cheap and accessible than it would normally be. Beef, dairy, turkey, soy, and so on... That's all stuff that's very useful for muscle cachers, and not so useful for the scrawny.
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Serious Question Anonymous 04/10/2020 (Fri) 04:28:59 No. 10126 [Reply] [Last]
Why do millennials have a Waluigi fetish?
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I think it’s pretty obvious
>>10147 Look at that upper body control >>10148 >I think it’s pretty obvious Absolutely
>>10126 one assumes he has big italin salami
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