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A humble travelling historians desire Anonymous 01/14/2020 (Tue) 13:26:28 No. 4410 [Reply] [Last]
I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land. Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian. "A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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>>9442 You might want to try and master elementary level punctuation before you try and master imitating me, kiddo. Also I would never start typing text directly underneath an attribution link, I'd always line skip. Also, no image? The real me always feels a certain degree of empty SHHHHHAAAAME when making a post on an image board with... no image.
>>9441 I don't know what you autists are arguing about, but >>9337 is me and sincere.
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I open my bowels in your general direction.

Need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental Anonymous 04/19/2020 (Sun) 22:44:00 No. 10282 [Reply] [Last]
I need 15 hours of Serbia Stronk instrumental for a project. It is important. Can anyone either make me an mp3 or tell me how I can make an mp3?
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>>10312 Why on earth would you want to listen to the same audio loop for 15 straight hours? That seems more like a form of torture than a form of enjoyment.
>>10317 >Why on earth would you want to listen to the same audio loop for 15 straight hours? Where did I say that it was for me? >That seems more like a form of torture than a form of enjoyment. It does seem that way, doesn't it.
>>10308 dont u have a loop function m8??
>>10282 >>10283 >>10286 >>10287 >>10302 Don't act like niggers. ffmpeg can do it in under a minute. One liner: youtube-dl -x --audio-format mp3 http://linktovideo -o "music.mp3";for a in {1..1000};do echo "file 'music.mp3'" >>looplist.txt;done;ffmpeg -t 1234 -f concat -i looplist.txt -c copy -t 1234 looped.mp3 Downloads video & uses ffmpeg to extract audio into mp3 format. Creates a file(looplist.txt) with a list of the music file to loop, 1000 lines (assuming the total time of 1000 copies of the music.mp3 is longer than the duration you want, if not - increase it). Then use ffmpeg to concatenate the 1000 copies of the file, but only cut out 1234 seconds of it. Save as looped.mp3.
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Thank you all. This stage of the mission was a success. A serenade of three days duration at near full volume on a full set of hired concert speakers culminated in the playing of a certain fully beloved live stream at full volume. The neighbors loved it. It would have been heard for a mile. If it doesn't constitute a warning then nothing does. Now we move onto the next stage of the mission. KEK MUST REIGN

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Official MEME thread! #1 Anonymous 04/20/2020 (Mon) 03:59:17 No. 10291 [Reply] [Last]
I'm sick of hearing you fags and your racist/anti-semetic rants. I just want to meme like HARD, and like, not get ‘depressed’ in the process… NO TOPIC BARRED MEME THAT MEME YOU’VE BEEN ITCHEN TO MEME BUT CAN’T FIND A RELEVANT THREAD Share good/chived memes that you’ve found online Post relevant content/vids/proofs supporting previously mentioned memes Now let’s meme and meme HARD you faggots! *START
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>>10296 Alright, this is some bullshit! I have a really good idea for a meme but I can’t find any decent images. Has jooogle seriously scrubbed all pics of ‘ancient muscular greeks’? Where can I find pics like this but of ancient greeks?
>"sleek and tears" will get you pictures of GigaChad. He's some russian citizen guy who's a model. >"arno breker scupture" will get you some marble statues of aryan ubermen >"ancient greek sculpture" or "hellenistic sculpture" should get you something. <using google don't.
>>10353 >Has jooogle seriously scrubbed all pics of ‘ancient muscular greeks’? >being this far behind the curve the road is still straight >still using jewgle in CY Not sure if bait or newfag with wrapping still on.

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Turks aren't whi- Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:31:09 ID:e70247 No. 10337 [Reply] [Last]
Turks are the purest of the white race, deal with it faggots.
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Turks are subhumans.
>>10356 STFU Wh*toid subhuman i could impregnate your entire lineage >>10354 Stupid amerimutt
>>10357 Roaches are subhuman.
>>10337 İbrahim?
The only thing Turks are good for is making tasty gummy bears. That's... that's literally it.

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Anonymous 12/31/2019 (Tue) 06:17:10 No. 4007 [Reply] [Last]
>be me, about a week ago >spend the night at a friends house, but we used to be a thing. we both have gfs and both seem happy in our relationships >we cuddle alot and i never thought much of it, we've become close friends >we're cuddling in his bed and he asks if he could have me for the night >i freeze, not knowing what to say >he starts kissing my neck and eventually kisses me >i kiss back not wanting to lose him as a friend, too afraid of how he would react >he grabs lube and start to jerk me off >im mostly silent except for some moaning, but really i want things to be over, i didnt want to be a cheater >i ask if i can suck him off, maybe if he finishes it will be over quicker >he says yes but cant get hard so we stop >i lay there fucking mortified and digusted with myself, feeling almost numb >we go to sleep what the fuck do i do anons. i hate cheaters. i wanna stay friends with him. im so fucking lost. please give me legitimate advice.
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>>4007 >what the fuck do i do anons
>>4007 >>4134 Too bad I never shop on Amazon, or I'd balance out all those negative reviews. No doubt they're all written by butthurt homosexuals who can't accept the raw truth that book reveals.

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Random Vidya Drop!!! Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 08:31:50 No. 772 [Reply] [Last]
Drop Video's Here.
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Dark winter
New videos! ...actually some slightly old, I should have updated this thread like last week... was busy playing Stardew Valley tho. Also writing... but more on that later.
On that 4th one, always remember to turn your mic off before taking a dump! D:
I'm back! I was busy playing this retarded Castlevania OOE knock-off game about an incestuous time traveling nutjob with a tranny girl/boyfriend from the past who fucks up the timeline so badly she breaks time itself, has to kill God and then *insert plot of Madoka here* ...oh and everything is a sexual joke... a GAY sexual joke... for "reasons" (read: fetish). All in all it just left me longing to play all the great games it unceremoniously ripped off and repackaged with gay tranny sex fetish crap. Like, holy fuck, if you're gonna make something... art, a video game, music, what tha'fuck ever... yeah, try and MASTURBATE your fetish crap out of yer system BEFORE you start working on it. ...also, is it just me or does the number of pages keep decreasing? I feel like I'm in some kind of Indiana Jones esque virtual trap here... already my "original memes" thread has been crushed. Oh well, guess I'll just post it here in this thread... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ580OhjBzE Not sure if I'll be sticking around here for too much longer tho. Once I get my free 30 day trial of socialism check I'm gonna setup my own site... not like a chan board or regular web board, but uh... well, custom shit.

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/mu/ Anonymous 04/15/2020 (Wed) 21:02:59 No. 10185 [Reply] [Last]
Since there is no /mu/ board
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Bill Withers is dead
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here are some little demos I made a while back. Had the idea to try to set some new melodies to some very old lyrics. wandered off to go do other things/real life instead of finishing the songs, as happens. if you're reading this, feel free to do whatever you'd like with this material. few things would make me happier than you hear these old songs given new life. all material hereby placed into the PUBLIC DOMAIN ~~~~~~~~~~ O'Donnell Abu ~~~~~~~~~~ Proudly the note of the trumpet is sounding Loudly the war cries arise on the gale Fleetly the steed by Lough Swilly is bounding To join the squad at Saimer's green vale On every mountaineer, strangers to fear, yeah Rush to the standard of daunt-less Red Hugh Bonnaught, and Gallowglass, throng from the mountains Pass onward for, O'Donnell Abu!

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I have a melody in mind for the chorus, but it seems I didn't get it recorded. ~~~~~ ALL FOR THE ROSES ~~~~~ He's Twenty-five, and sick and tired time to try the other side The B & I to paradise and sergeants and their men. He's never been to Dun Na Ri combed the beaches after three Chips and beer and greenery Sergeants and their men.

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sort of a work in progress. the quasi-chorus needs some tweaking to separate it from the verse correctly. ~~~~~ A Nation Once Again ~~~~~ When boyhood's fire was in my blood I read of ancient freemen, For Greece and Rome who bravely stood, Three hundred men and three men; And then I prayed I yet might see Our fetters rent in twain, And our land, that's long a province, be A Nation once again! A Nation once again,

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>>10209 >>10210 >>10211 Unironically comfy af. Keep it up Anon.

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HATE Anonymous 01/02/2020 (Thu) 04:17:03 No. 4081 [Reply] [Last]
Well, you are a white supremacist, european, far right and all that shit, but... Do you have the powerful Ñ? No? Fucking losers hahahahaha. Im gonna return to my chad rancho to eat some FRIJOLES mientras veo futbol, putos nazis, adios y don't forget wipe your white ass.
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@4081 >Well, you are a white supremacist, european, far right and all that shit, >but... Do you have the powerful Ñ? No? Fucking losers hahahahaha. Im gonna return to my chad rancho to >eat some FRIJOLES mientras veo futbol, putos nazis, adios y don't forget >wipe your white ass.
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>>4081 STFU Sissy RAT DYEL i will impregnate your BROWN Boi Womb until you beg me to put a metal rod through your brain you fucking stupid Cuck
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>LOL, Im son of norwegian inmigrants on uruguay, Im sure that I'm more caucasian than you.
@4085 Bravo little Tenda Spencer, you learned how to use the select tool in MSpaint. Bravo! Bravo!
>>4081 every one that lives below usa or europe is a ñigger

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Anonymous 04/02/2020 (Thu) 18:02:57 No. 10014 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >bored as fuck in quarantine >decide to be edgy, leave the safety of reddit >search for image boards besides 4chan, because I dont need to see 30 year old men posting dick pics >end up here >look around >realize y'all are autistic as fuck >fuck it back to reddit i go bye
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>edgy >y'all >be me
>>10131 They all look defeated and unconsciously ready to suck their conquerors dick. What a disgustingly weak breed of people. They are literally bawing like sheep.
You disgusting shitposting ball of lard, how about you go scrub your constantly swelling boils before your fatass explodes into bits from shitposting all day. Faggot

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Tard stories Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 04:01:09 No. 9998 [Reply] [Last]
I know this is 4cuck tier, but I actually like being able to post with a VPN and without some gay ass jewgle captcha interrupting my ass every post, along with jewish p*rn bots fucking drowning my tales. >be sperg senior >sitting at table with other spergs and mid-tier nerds >there's this retarded aspie kid who makes an absolute clown of himself and makes me grind my teeth >always hated how spergs like me actually had to work to be accepted by society while faggots like him were adored >fuck him and his early Z gohan haircut >one day see him goofing around like usual >OP sperg out level: 75% >he fucking starts flexing to a table full of girls >OP SPERG OUT LEVEL: 100% >snap and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE MUSCLES, RETARD" >everyone snaps their heads at me >ohfuck.png >bell rings >realize i may be fucked, whether it be by the school system or some unusually strong tard simp >mfw school gets cancelled Thanks coronachan
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>>9998 >accepted by society High school isn't society. The things that make you "cool" in high school make you a failure outside of it.
>>10055 close enough
>>10056 Yeah, but many rules of society do kick in that version of hell, like how people may treat you like fucking hitler if you think tards have too many perks.
>>9999 >>10000 repeating numerals
>>9998 You must be 18 to post here.


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