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NEET General #20 - Coffee Break Edition NEET 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:02:48 No. 23332
Our NEET has a Coffee habit, Worse than that, he has a thing for Instant coffee, Goes thru a big tin every week and buys 'em online so the IGA QT doesent peg him for being a dirty munter, drinking dirty International roast, Caterers blend no less. Shameful. One time he was at his mummybots and used up all her fancy blend, now she hides it in the laundry when he comes around. Oh he's thought about cutting back, easing down on the six spoons he puts in the KFC promo milkshake cup, But ungh those migranes, that constipation. The NEET NEEDS his medicine four times a day just to leave the house, Just to get out of a coma, really. Well think some more about it, NEET. Think about all the times you spilled that vile plastic cup of sticky mud into your keyboard, think about your ulcers and your caries, and think about that time your mummybot taught you a lesson by handing you the tin of gravox in the morning when you stayed over and you drank most of what you made because muh 12 sugars. Think it's your time NEET? Isn't it time you had a COFFEE BREAK
VITTORIA BEST
How does it go again?
Fangin for a cup of coffee now actually.
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Anybody had this yet?
>>23336 I know a guy who has it at work. He regards it as 'okay' which is disturbing given how low his standards are.
Civic club is coming to Lakeburg which is over the mountain from Silver City. This long weekend. Me and my bugle will attend.
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Whilst I am not opposed to stimulants, especially for my cellar staff, I personally do not partake in the habit forming beans. Why not come on down to one of my stores and select an alternative beverage for your mornings.
>>23333 faggot cocksucker
>>23349 die nigger aids
>>23350 I contracted it in your shop.
>>23350 Off to the breaking barn with you, boy!
>>23351 >>23352 fuckhead
>>23353 Jew.
Congrats on the new thread.
Email from IGA about a job I applied for. Wasn't successful. Fucking hell, I can't even get a job stocking shelves.
>>23356 Sorry not diverse enough.
>>23356 Sorry to hear that m8. The whole economy seems pretty fucked though. I guess more immigration is the solution lol.
>>23354 niggerjew
>>23359 deep sea jew
>>23360 faggotcuntcocksucker
>>23361 >>23359 BUCK STATUS: BROKEN
Does anyone get sued for torrenting moofies these days? Asking for an associate of a friend.
>>23362 >>23363 cooniggerapist
Wew too much hot sauce.
>>23366 up the butt
>>23364 It is probably wise to use a VPN if you can afford one. I don't think they don't really do much except occasionally write a threatening letter to your ISP. I'd avoid the latest big films like a marvel or whatever as those are the most likely to be monitored by their legalteam.
>>23368 >I don't think they don't really do much except occasionally write a threatening letter to your ISP. Fuck me. Ignore one of the don'ts.
>>23368 My mate got a letter from paramount lawyers for "Dallas buyers club" Now he uses a vpn that he pays for using store bought credit cards. He never got a follow up letter tho. Fuck raw dogging but I dont think its much of a barrier, especially from the big corporations and their jewish lawyers.
>>23368 This >>23364 Na, they did a few high profile cases to get in the news and scare people back in the day, most got settled out of court These days, you can expect to get notice if you were to d/l some hot videos like Game of Thrones or Madalorian, chances of getting notice for old movies is almost zero Standard practice is your ISP sends you an email that reads >Dear Neet, we got this notification from some lawyer and by law we are forwarding it to you. We didnt give them your info, and if you dont contact them, they will have no idea who you are Forwarded >I am Schlomo Bergenfield of Berg & Associates and I represent HBO Entertainment and am authorized to legit on their behalf. On such n such date, the IP 209.209 bla bla illegally downloaded BLACKED S01E02 contrary to bla bla bla. This is a serious offense and if you pay us $405.65 immediately we would have to take you to court. Its bullshit, and the chance that anything happens is pretty small, that said if it happens too often your ISP may start giving you shit as well I imagine
>>23371 >to legit litigate*
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>>23371 They select one NEET and sue them into bankrupcy every year just to make an example out of him.
>>23315 Eat a mint >>23322 >Never had Costco so don't know Me either, and I ain't paying their membership fee just to eat a chicken. >>23323 Sup, had a horrible ear blockage/infection late last night just before bed. It first felt like how when you get water trapped after swimming. But I hadn't even showered that day. Might've been some bacteria on the in-ear headphones. Woke up to a small wet spot on the pillow and the ear still isn't right. Pair all that with the coof and it does not make for a comfy NEET.
>>23375 Oof. Take 2 panadol every 6 hours and see your doctor if pain persists.
Going to study Jeremiah 29 with the deacon on zoom on wednesday night. Bible anxiety.
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I think it was this NOOT who gave me the coof. Do ya feel happy, punk?
>>23376 A couple of Panadol 'Rapid' took care of the ear pain.
>>23370 I got one back in the days of ADSL for downloading Jurassic Park. I deleted the moofie.
>>23374 Bankrupt neets are sold into wank slavery until they can pay of their debts. The typical inflation rate is 3 wanks/day so only the horniest neets can pay it off.
>>23376 >Oof. fuckniggercunt
>>23382 I fuck nigger bussy instead. Bend over buck!
>>23356 The redhead QT told the manager not to employ your creepy arse.
>>23383 buckniggershitfuckermaggot
>>23332 Your mother made you drink Gravox as punishment for taking her good beans?
>>23385 >>23382 Settle down nuro.
>>23386 My father was a bricky so he'd use a shovel to mix a wheelbarrow full at a time. It made me into the neet I am today.
>>23387 suckfuck die shitcuntbitchmexican
>>23389 Yep, this is nuro.
>>23390 yep i'm a dumb faggot nigger cock slurper
>>23391 Hot!
>>23392 dumb white person
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>>23388 I was briefly a labourer to a bricky once. Like it was only for a week or two but man what a cunt it was moving dozens and dozens of cinder blocks around the construction site.
>>23394 KEK. Me mum is always saying similar about a variety of jobs, never seeming to realise I have no chance being a long-term NOOT.
>>23364 lol no.
>>23368 > afford one. Kind of defeats the purpose tbh
>>23377 He's a fucking Jew.
>>23399 We all are.
=LECTURER: REMEMBER TO CHANGE THE CAMERA FROM THE POWERPOINT TO THE WHITEBOARD== REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Knock off time, going to hose wallaby turds into the lawn now.
>>23403 Nice day at work honey?
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>>23404 (You)
>>23396 >long-term NOOT How long-term?
Spitting feathers here, Defrosting a lemon and making a caro.
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Nearly forgot.
Good afternoon.
>>23402 You are nothing but a content delivery outcome to him .
I wish I had a small property to look after.
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>>23411 The turds are extremely numerous and some of them are big like the wallaby was constipated or something. Its biohazard decontamination of the grounds, its good tho they flush right into the grass.
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>>23413 >>23412 >>23405 Well photographed!
>>23411 IKTF. A small house that isn't too dilapidated, that you can slowly renovate over time and make a nice comfy castle for yourself.
Toast for din dins.
I lay in bed now. Still sick. Too sick to even go out for more booze. That's when you know you're unwell.
>>23417 It is for the better that you lay off the grog mate.
UWU Big Civic club meeting with jaycees from all over staying in the lodge at Lakeburg. gonna go this weekend maybe meet a shiela.
>>23419 >maybe meet a shiela Only if you promise to share.
>>23418 You are right >Was getting ready to turn in when a fart became a shart and ruined my only pair of trackies. Straight into the shower, rinsing off the boxer shorts which took the direct hit. 2nd-most warm pair of pants now on and will be keeping the arse cheeks clenched tight all night.
>>23419 >jaycees
>>23419 More like meet a boiler.
>>23421 Just relax and let it happen NEET.
Off to the gym.
>>23425 Good neet.
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Another good weather day up in the Mountain Valley, I am starting to think that when the collapse comes then realestate out here will get tight. That means I need to find a bolt hole further out in the empty bush, and put a shanty on it. I think the ravines hold the key to accessing the unaccessable spots where I could squat unseen, just me, posso and wally. Or maybe I'll use the lakes like a highway, straight into the heart of the wilderness, Just cruise in with a canoe, take as much shit as I want for a no sweat lift. Make a hutment out of spars and split wet logs. Something to think about. What to do after the collapse, in the chaos. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>23427 Goodnight NEET
>>23427 Good night mate. Be careful. >>23428 Gook night mate. Good night to all the other neets too.
Cant sleep. Might make some bread for brekky
back to bed then.
>>23419 >UWU faggot nigger
Good Morning NEETs. Misty in the valley bottom today. Fresh bread smells good yes.
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https://www.rt.com/usa/526245-trump-china-covid-reparations/ “It is now unanimous, and I have been proven right (once again) that the initial World Health Organization report on the Wuhan lab was flawed and must be redone, this time by a truly transparent investigation,” Trump said. “We were right about the China virus from the beginning, and now the whole world sees it.” “Even here in the US, the so-called experts like Dr. Fauci were wrong about the Wuhan Lab and China’s role the entire time,” Trump said. “Just think how bad things would have gotten if I followed Dr. Fauci’s advice and never closed down travel from China (and other things).” We were right frens
>>23437 This stuff about the Wuhan lab is just a diversion.
it's literally just the seasonal flu you fucking retards
>>23439 It wont help rock bottom trust in biden and his msm. cant divert when ppl are looking at you sideways anyhow.
>>23437 Kek Trumpy got deplatformed now he has to post by proxy
>>23441 >>23442 keep this shit on pol faggots
I'll shit on your faggot pole
fucka wucka
>>23434 >>23431 Morning. Had a terrible night's sleep. Spent most of it coofing and sneezing. My body ached all over and had a moderate fever. Held off on the Panadols until 2:30am. They stopped the fever and body aches but did not really help put me to sleep. I'm out of food and aloe vera-enriched tissues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9UM82ntaU second breakfast. Will be selecting Man size.
>>23448 Get tested Dammit.
>>23448 That sucks m8, hope you start to feel better soon
>>23450 there's no virus retard
Bees my arse.
>>23450 Is this what ausneets has become? Wow
>>23456 What would you know about it? Seppo.
>>23457 I’ve lurked ausneets since the first thread on 16. And here you are telling anon to go somewhere they may put him on a ventilator over a bad cold. Consider kys yourself in the next moments.
>>23456 Just get your vacination like everyone else.
STFU you silly bastard, you never learned a thing didja?
>>23460 Eat shit and die, gay nigger.
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Off to Lakeburg to secure a campsite ahead of the infux of civic club boomers in their shining rolling granny flats. Lets see what they make of my tentage.
>>23463 Enjoy your weekend neet.
I fried some pork mince and had two (2) toasted sandwiches with cheese, tomato paste, mustard and the pork mince. It was pretty good.
>>23458 >>23451 Thank you. I think I might be on the 'getting better' side of the curve now anyway.
>>23465 That sounds really good. Kinda like an American 'Sloppy Joe', though they are served on a burger bun.
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So IGA sells 2 (two) types of roast chook, a 'Family' size and a 'free range' which is a tad smaller and a couple bucks cheaper. They do not taste the same. I unknowingly bought it a month or so ago, and the taste bland and nothing like what I was used to, plus it has rice in the stuffing which is really weird imo. The one pictured is the free range. I cut the meat off as to make for easier storage and can quickly grab whatever needed for a meal (like sandwiches, salads or adding to MiGoreng). The carcass was picked clean.
>>23467 I've never heard of that but it seems similar, yeah. I cooked the mince on the sandwich maker so the bread was toasted in the pork fat. Onion would probably go well with it but you can't fit very much in there.
>>23468 The free range is the one that isn't as nice?
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Tried getting a closer look of the blocked ear canal with mobile phone camera, not sure if what I'm seeing is normal.
>>23471 That looks bad neet, you need to see a dr
>>23470 Correct, should've noted that in the post ffs
>>23468 Looks nice anyway neet
>>23472 I do. But all the GP clinics say don't come in if you have any cold symptoms and to get tested for covid before doing so. So I'll probably take the test after all.
>>23471 All that liquid looks bad. You should see a doctor. >>23475 I wouldn't delay if I were you.
>>23476 Sippin on a bottle of Johnnie Walker blacked label 56 bucks. IT's been a few months since having whisky. Going down a treat.
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>>23477 I hope you bought your refreshment from my store NEET. Nobody beats my low low prices. NOBODY.
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>>23477 Enjoy neet.
Lakeburg is ho hum and so is the gathering of pissed old ppl that is the civic club winter solstice event. I will not sleep in the mire at the lakeside boat ramp for two nights, I suspect. The lodge is nice enough and once the heavy drinkers get their baulderdash on, I am surrounded by new friends. Played the bugle at sunset to no one, The lodge is the only island of warmth, light and hospitality in the clammy, dark night. Skipped dinner and forgot tea bags so I had hot water and brushed my teeth. Should be a good day tomorrow and I should find someone to talk to. Good Night. White.
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>>23468 They should sell roast ducks.
>>23480 Solstice is a lil more than a week away. Will you be staying that long? Anyway good night and I hope you do find someone to speak to tomorrow. You can always shitpost with us if not
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_676641/fireball-cinnamon-flavoured-whisky-1l OR: https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_785071/houndstooth-gin-1l Worth the extra money for the whiskey? I know I like the Houndstooth. I haven't tried the whiskey but I like the smell of it.
>>23477 >blacked label
>spend an hour watering plants on the properties >rains ten minutes later hahaha....
>>23486 It's the thought that counts noot.
>>23487 Hope the rain keeps up actually. Feel like napping with my dog all day.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>23489 And they say gooks are lactose intolerant. Good night neet.
The fucking professor went through a whole lecture writing stuff on the board but left the recording on the powerpoint. This nominally online thing is such bullshit.
At the airport.
Good Morning NEETs. Had a a good poo, 10/10 would flush again.
>>23491 wait until one of the chinks complains, dont let him know you're griping or he will dump on you with the marks.
>>23492 For the shopping?
>>23489 >Hongo There is so much you can do with a name like that. Hongo Dongo Mongo Wongo
>>23488 Comfy.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-12/sas-soldiers-to-testify-against-ben-roberts-smith-trial/100209274 >he swam across the Helmund River to hunt down a suspected insurgent named Hekmatulla, who had earlier killed three Australians in a surprise attack. Stories that come out should be pretty /k/ at least
>>23465 That sounds like a10/10. Good fooding.
>>23468 Juicy hormones make everything better.
>>23471 Bit manky.
>>23475 >don't come in if you have any cold symptoms Just say that you don't have any.
>>23478 BWS often does, even Craig does when there's specials.
>>23480 >I am surrounded by new friends Beautiful. Hope you have fun.
>>23484 The gin, that fireball shit is terrible.
Some old bird came up to me and started teh whole "have you heard about our group" pitch. Fukn greenie slut.
>>23500 I'll make your whore moan
>>23504 had enuf of em already. >tfw committed to group but CBF really.
At a different airport now.
>>23506 Infiltrate and sow seeds of dissent. Half of them would understand that a socialist republic can only be achieved through a closed community and even global marxism would need separate council/area enclaves.
>>23507 Jew whores moan.
>>23509 >imagine flying
>>23510 She didnt like when i told her that the city ppl would come up here in the chaos after teh collapse.
>>23494 Yeah, I wouldn't complain anyway. The chinks bitch about stuff quite a bit though. I was in an introductory CS course last year that was based around both theory and practical programming. Through the semester we were mostly assessed on programming and not theory, because of that, the final exam was mostly theory. A bunch of the chinks seemed to fail the exam because they ignored the theoretical side of the course and were unhappy about it. You needed at least 45% or something in the final exam to pass, no matter how well you went on the rest of the course.
>>23505 Righto. Cheers noot. I'll get some soon. I've got a $50 gift card I need to use so that will be nicely taken care of.
>>23493 Good morning. Just hacked up a big wad of yellow mucous, 10/10 would hack up again. Enjoy your weekend NOOTs!
Does anyone know where I could get caro cheaper than at Coles? Are there any cheaper alternatives to it?
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>>23518 They look pretty dodgy.
>>23519 They changed their recipe somewhere along the way and it's not as good now.
Went for a long walk and sat in the sun for a good 30 minutes which helped a bit with the nasal congestion. Also tilted my infected ear towards the sun hoping the UV rays would kill some or all the bacteria. Fuck I'm a sick cunt.
Civic Club was actually pretty good, well organized with bbq and snax and the occasional interesting person to talk to. Lots of boring bum head boomers and the only female attention i got was from a coquettish gook. Some dickhead lit some fires in drums and the smoke and ash fallout did its thing on my clean air. Time to dry my wet gear, light the fire and have a bath. Stole a beer and will have some panadol with it.
Lips got smashed from playing the bugle all day, was a hit, everyone loved it.
>>23521 >sick cunt sicko
>>23519 With a Best Before of 29 April 2010 they probably would be dodgy to eat now.
>>23523 Sweet as. Slap on some strawberry lip balm asap! >>23522 You are so so much more functional than I.
Fucking hell, I've somehow developed a Romanian accent for internal monologue. It is really pissing me off but I can't make it stop. This is starting to sound like some schizo shit.
>>23523 How were the groupies?
>>23527 >some schizo shit There's nothing you can do, just let it take over.
>>23528 The Coquettish Gook gave him a wristy behind the toilet block.
>>23528 in their 60's at least
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>>23527 I vant to saak your blaad. aah aah aah aahhh.
>>23518 nu cheezles. much more crispy, better cheese dust delivery system IMHO
There was a nigger in the shop today with a coalburning whore. They saw me then kissed, just to make a point, as whores often do. I whispered "coalburning whore" as I walked past them, just loud enough for the nigger to hear. As I departed the store, the nigger's black fragility was on full display and the coalburner was starting to argue with him, most likely for bitching out and refusing to fight me. As a whole, I count today's action as a tentative win for the white race.
>>23535 women are stupid and are attracted to the fashion of having a black skin partner. I blame the jew controlled media for pushing this sick shit.
>>23536 Women want to see two alpha males fight to the death after which the winner rapes her.
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>>23538 A pretty cool pepe; it leaves me with some feelings of nostalgia.
Time for whisky
I wish I could have a cup of caro right now.
In one of my uni courses the term 'anti-symmetric' is being used and I keep hearing it as anti-semetic.
>>23541 Sorry my dude, I had a quick peruse of ebay earlier and the prices were no cheaper than the supermarkets. Perhaps there's a wholesale store that sells 'em cheaper in bigger bottles?
>>23542 >'anti-symmetric' Kek, I initially read that as 'anti-semetic'.
>>23523 Did the old biddies get up and dance?
>>23543 Was ist das?
>>23546 No its more for annoyance and raising the alarm
>>23544 Haha, cheers mate.
>>23544 The Bilderberg group controls the price of coffee but forgot about caro. Thats why you should stockpile it and substitute it for your coffee. Caro is the based hot beverage of the free man.
Fuck all of you tbqh
>>23551 You need to have a wank.
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Feeling good about the coming collapse NEETs, had a good scout around the town of LakeBurg and got some experience with sleeping outside with heavy fog. Also made some resolutions about future directions with my core survival gear. I heard some stores and am starting to get the lay of the land up here. Also saw a robin redbreast which I havent seen in years. Thoroughly stuffed, going to bed. Hope its dry by now. Good Night. White
>>23553 Good night mate, sleep tight.
How to get myself back into a 'mental health hospital'
>>23556 >>23556 Do you need to be in one?
>>23557 I should just give the hospital my post history for this place alone.
I waste so much time.
STIR FRY MENTAL WELLBEING
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>>23561 What are you trying to get out of this?
>>23558 I think you need to be suicidal or something to get into those places.
>>23561 Based schizoneet
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Goodnight NEETs
>>23565 Night mate.
Good Morning NEETs. Pretty dry I reckon. Not peeing much. Haveta get into the thermos this morn.
Morning
Time for a caro
>>23571 You're an addict.
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Fuck Bill Gates for being a globalist but fuck him even more for Microsoft Outlook Webmail. He is a piece of shit.
>>23573 I don't see an issue. Humans need to die.
>>23574 >Humans need to die Sub-Humans need to die
>>23575 They'll be the ones who die, mostly.
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Fukn kiked laundry instructions, tellin me I cant tumble dry my jumper. FUCK YOUR RULES
>>23573 >video Spun like the creator's just taking the piss, but actually I think that's a very accurate portrayal of globalists like him's mindsets. >>23574 Why are you wasting time here, little friend?
>>23580 >Bilderberg group >CCP >Jews Who's at the top of the food chain?
>>23582 Boomers
>>23582 >Bilderberg group >>23581 lolnou.
>>23570 >>23569 G'morn. Going to get a bottle of nasal decongestant spray. Never used them before.
>>23585 nou. >>23586 I'd try just a saline moistener before I'd go with the drugged kind Neet.
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Dirty New World Order globalists
>>23589 Honestly, I know he's just a boomer, but he's not the typical one. I wouldn't be surprise if Jones is naming the Jew someday soon. This flu hoax + deadly vax thing is way over the top, even for the globalists.
>>23593 Isn't his boss a Jew? I vaugley recall that debate with David Duke where the jew manager shuts it down mid way through.
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'Avin a Scottish coffee
>>23587 >a saline moistener Sounds kinda gay tbqh fam
>>23594 >can't accept a clear defeat like an honest man would >>23595 I think they already pulled the plug on him though, iirc he's fully banned now. >>23597 Very. But not nearly as gay as spraying the deadly drug-jew into your nasals. Just wet your fingers several times snorting the water right in. Blow your nose a couple times and bobs your uncle.
>>23599 >can't accept a clear defeat like an honest man would.
>>23600 lol, my digits already triumphed first move.
Post it again.
IF YOU WERE A REAL MAN NEET, YOU'D HAVE A SWASTIKA TATOOED ON YOUR BOLLOCKS. https://sputniknews.com/europe/202106101083120430-austrian-man-with-swastika-tattooed-testicles-sentenced-to-19-months-for-nazi-glorification-breach/ >>23816 Well, sadly, I don't have the superior digits this post, but sure. I can recall the halcyon days of my overarching, perfect victory over a lesser man.
>>23816 Oh wait, did you mean the loser?
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FFS >Get back from my sit-out in the sun feeling slightly better >hit refresh >200+ new posts >Think "Oh shit, endchan must be down" But no, it's just the mong poster doing his mong thang...
>>23887 Deleted by IP so if he made any normal posts they are gone too.
>>24039 Thank you
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Went for a bushwalk with the civic club and many, many other ppl. Very sedate pace and even saw one shiela holding the sippy cup and mobile phone, trying to not get mud on her shoes. There was a nice waterfall, very high. Didnt take the bugle and my lips are still sore AF. Beans for tea.
>>23596 assume its with whiskey.
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>>23598 I took your advice and went with the saline. I fuck my body with enough drugs (alcohol) as it is. But got some antihistamines just in case the spray isn't effective.
>>24042 Didn't have to assume. I knew. >>24041 Looks cold out there, was the Coquettish Gook in tow?
There were a couple of gooks who minced thru the mud in their outdoor gear and took photos of kids not thier own. Strange lot. Chinks.
Sit down to eat >tfw no fork
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>>23332 The falls were really high, I want to see them from the top and look down at the fat tourists.
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>>24234 That looks incredible! Thanks for sharing the pics.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-13/what-is-a-covid-19-digital-certificate/100205908 >can be accessed and downloaded on a smartphone app or found online. >The validity of the certificate is protected with a holographic coat of arms watermark and unique document number. download a hologram + watermark. What faggot fact checked this shite.
>>24041 Beautiful terrain Neet. >>24049 Good thinking. Most of the time it's just a matter of helping nature take it's course. Certainly healthier overall in the end. >Chivas Splurging on some fine scotch there, I see Neet. You must be loaded atm.
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>>24235 jesus was a hebe wasnt he?
One Zyrtec down the hatch. I'll sort out the covid test tomorrow, I swear...
>>24240 He studied with teh Essenes.
>>24240 He studied with teh Essenes.
>>24241 Dont worry, those tests are useless at detecting isolated positives. Its hardly worth the worry, It'll come back negative even if you are. Thats the way they want it.
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>>24110 >took photos of kids not thier own. Sounds like nuro. Maybe he is a chink.
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>>24246 It was strange seeing these 4 white, blonde + Blue eyed kids in the same scene as a soulless chinees bug, in front of the waterfall. Those kids seemed so much of their place, even more so because of the alien taking their pic. Fukn cringe chinkoid ruined the vibe. If only they knew. I talked to oldad tonight, very stilted conversation but I told him he should come up here this summer vacation. He wasnt keen on it, he never liked it up here, He only likes the coast. I dont know many mates who get along with their oldads, Reckon even those kids and their dad today will grow apart, disappointed that their hero got all slow and boring. Seems that being a father is a bit of a myth, that there is much influence between the generations as the younger becomes an adult. Maybe sometimes,in normie lyfe and all. Not with my oldad tho. Feels like I left him behind long ago. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>24247 Goodnight NEET
Good Morning NEETs, Fangin for some bananas this morning, Really hungry.
>>24249 You might be pregnant.
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>>23364 >>23368 >>23369 >>23370 >>23371 >>23397 Don't do it NEETs. They will steal your dick pics
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Queens Brithday holiday in Silver city, The sounds of kids and popular music, its warm outside and a pretty comfy day. Dunno if I want to be a boong and light the fire but Three chimneys are smoking that i can see and I should keep the wood hooker in business. Hash browns for lunch.
>>24251 serves him right for not using a router
>>24251 The funniest part is that this spot was made entirely unironically. >>24253 >Queens Brithday Pfft. Didn't you know she's White, NEET? That means she's plainly both a Colonialist and an Ebil Nahdzee. Remove her portrait from your bedroom You Colonialist, or be forever cancelled.
>>24252 Production quality is literally off the chart.
>>24255 go back to 4/pol/ faggot
>>24257 tbh all of you seem very 4chan like.
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>>24255 having you door kicked down and being arrested for downloading music is part of the thrill. You just dont get that at JB HIFI.
>>24251 Downloading Tenet.
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Honey on toast for arvo tea.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-11/wa-doomsday-prepper-weapons-seized-in-suburban-perth/100209390 seems having a gun license is a invitation for the pigs to flex on you.
>>24244 Didn't require one anyway. Called around a few places early this morn and most were booked out this week so was very relieved to get an appointment today. I told them about my cold and all they said was they'd give me a mask to wear. The receptionist was a sexy Filipino-looking broad, like a half-caste. Most shocking of all was that the doctor was a white guy. He prescribed me antibiotic tablets and ear drops. The chemist fucked me around saying there'd be a 15 minute wait so I waited exactly that outside only to come back and wait another 15 standing around. Never had to wait so long at any chemist. I feel mentally drained after all that 'public exposure'. 'Avin a Scottish coffee to take the edge off.
>>24247 >summer vacation That's seppo-speak. Use the word 'holiday' in future please.
>>24248 >tfw no qt soulless bug-woman gf
>>24265 I heard that some pro-dommes are doing covid nasal swabs as a bdsm thing now. You should ring up a couple and get your kink on.
>>24265 Hope you are feeling better NEET.
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>>24269 Had to fill in one of those 'New Patient' forms...
Went to buy a punnet of blueberries the other day and they were $10+...
>>24271 reflects the cost of fair labor and no asian slaves toiling in the fields.
>>24272 They've been coming in from PNG for many months, not in the numbers they want though.
>>24273 Three dollars a punnet as i recall
>>24274 No I meant the low cost labor coming in from png, they have been flying them in.
>>24265 Glad you got to see a Dr neet, hope things begin to improve for you.
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>>24276 >>24269 Thanks for the well wishes. I'd still like to end up in a psych ward this year. It's a goal of mine, along with seeing a dentist for a general 'check up'.
>>24277 just have a wank and go see a moofie, forget about the psych ward.
1 Zyrtec and 3 drops of antibiotic ear-drops down the hatch. Not too keen on taking the antibiotic tablets as that would theoretically weaken my immune system, prolonging the cold. Not that all the alcohol I consume wouldn't do the same...
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>>24279 You take the antibiotics so you dont get an opportunisitc infection of bacteria in your lungs, That would really ruin your life.
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Dull day but at least I changed some priorities. Got a couple of things I want to achieve tomorrow and thats a good start. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>24281 Goodnight NEET
Fucking unbelievably stressed right now. I've got an exam for uni on Friday. The absolute cunt of a professor for a different subject released the assignments late so now there are assignments in the exam period. I've got two of them due tomorrow. I've sort of started one and I've got the second mostly done but I sort of know they are both dog shit anyway. I fucking hate uni so much but there is no alternative for me. I am too fucked in the head to hold down a job or something. I don't know what to do. I'm thinking I might try to get on DSP but if that fails or it is to insecure I think I'd just top myself before trying to manage in the real world. I wish I had been born into a family that would help.
>>24283 Sorry for being like this, I'd don't mean to get all gay and emo on you. It isn't the assignments that actually have me worried it is just the awareness of my own failures. I know I'll never be able to fit in and just do whatever I'm meant to do. Just no purpose. No reason to keep going. Even if I survive uni and everything there is nothing for me to do or anything. I'll probably try to be a professional uni student for as long as cenno will put up with me but then it is over I reckon.

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