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/ausneets/ Board Rules 02/10/2020 (Mon) 10:01:07 No. 475 [Reply] [Last]
Board rules 1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated. 2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board. 3. No impersonating another NEET. 4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people. 5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk. 6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it. 7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl. 8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET General #20 - Coffee Break Edition NEET 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:02:48 No. 23332 [Reply] [Last]
Our NEET has a Coffee habit, Worse than that, he has a thing for Instant coffee, Goes thru a big tin every week and buys 'em online so the IGA QT doesent peg him for being a dirty munter, drinking dirty International roast, Caterers blend no less. Shameful. One time he was at his mummybots and used up all her fancy blend, now she hides it in the laundry when he comes around. Oh he's thought about cutting back, easing down on the six spoons he puts in the KFC promo milkshake cup, But ungh those migranes, that constipation. The NEET NEEDS his medicine four times a day just to leave the house, Just to get out of a coma, really. Well think some more about it, NEET. Think about all the times you spilled that vile plastic cup of sticky mud into your keyboard, think about your ulcers and your caries, and think about that time your mummybot taught you a lesson by handing you the tin of gravox in the morning when you stayed over and you drank most of what you made because muh 12 sugars. Think it's your time NEET? Isn't it time you had a COFFEE BREAK
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>>24241 Dont worry, those tests are useless at detecting isolated positives. Its hardly worth the worry, It'll come back negative even if you are. Thats the way they want it.
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>>24110 >took photos of kids not thier own. Sounds like nuro. Maybe he is a chink.
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>>24246 It was strange seeing these 4 white, blonde + Blue eyed kids in the same scene as a soulless chinees bug, in front of the waterfall. Those kids seemed so much of their place, even more so because of the alien taking their pic. Fukn cringe chinkoid ruined the vibe. If only they knew. I talked to oldad tonight, very stilted conversation but I told him he should come up here this summer vacation. He wasnt keen on it, he never liked it up here, He only likes the coast. I dont know many mates who get along with their oldads, Reckon even those kids and their dad today will grow apart, disappointed that their hero got all slow and boring. Seems that being a father is a bit of a myth, that there is much influence between the generations as the younger becomes an adult. Maybe sometimes,in normie lyfe and all. Not with my oldad tho. Feels like I left him behind long ago. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>24247 Goodnight NEET

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Hyper paranoia is chan culture NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:17:07 No. 23534 [Reply] [Last]
As per the sticky >14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board. This strikes as a hard red flag for me. They were never jokes. Anyone with an ounce of merit knows of JIDF being real at the very least.
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It's a shame you didn't take note of any other rules or obvious board etiquette before posting this concern-trolling thread. Anyway, there isn't much to subvert on a board for mainly-Australian NEETs so it's a moot point of contention. You can sperg about everyone but you is a glowkike on literally any other board on this website as far as I'm aware.
>>23534 RULE 16 >16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

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NEET GENERAL #19 - NEW KICKS EDITION NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:55:07 No. 22305 [Reply] [Last]
Isnt it great when you come back from the IGA and those new shoes you bought finally got delivered. Then you unbox them and wear them around the house and they're so comfy and look so awesome you wear them to bed too. Then you start having baths instead of showers because if you keep them in the air out of the water you dont have to take them off at all. Its a good thing you have trackies with snaps on the sides, its a real struggle to put your jeans on sometimes. I wonder how long you've had them on, They're starting to get a bit ratty and don't feel comfy all the time now. And so begins the anxious hunt for new kicks, seeing as you got the last ones on special because the factory was clearing out old stock. Finally you find some and before you know it, there they are, on your doorstep, when you come back from the IGA. YOUR NEW KICKS
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NEET GENERAL #18 - PRAY FOR THE COLLAPSE EDITION NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:06:34 No. 21294 [Reply] [Last]
Bush NEETs are a comfy lot nowadays, They're out in the regions with their prize winning cannabis patch, Lemon grove and Six Months worth of Froxen Nuggos. They've got broadband somehow and the chickens are making eggs and keeping the mice down. Why not go and visit NEET? Take some doggo treats to bribe your country cousins dogs, lest they rip your smart city pants. Maybe you can look around and find an abandoned cottage nearby, You have been thinking about how bad it looks back on the Coast with the Great Globohomo Replacement Crypto-Kike Asian Invasion. So come on out NEET! Grab your Go-Bag Goon-Bag and pack the hatch-back, Pretty soon you'll be comfy as fuck and PRAYING FOR THE COLLAPSE
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>>22290 Respect your elders, boy.
>>22297 >falsetto no idea what you're on about but I laff'd.
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Good Morning NEETs. Windy and warm this morning, Dramatic weather.
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NEET GENERAL - 16 ENDCHAN EDITION NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:03:45 No. 20258 [Reply] [Last]
Endchan /ausneets/ is an irc style imageboard with sequential threads called "Generals". This board has a population of about a dozen and is well known for being the boongs board for the real NEETs. Posters of note on end ausneets are: Weber, Cruisey, Shitey, Shire, Odili , sperg, monaro and Imissfather who is also the board janitor. The goings-on that occur on this board are considered 'lore' and often remarked upon in a humorous fashion, until the thread is locked after 1000 posts, Thus the 'NEETlore" deepens as it forms a voluminous archive. Endchan Ausneets occasionally crosses over with this board's Ausneets.
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>>21277 You're well stocked up neet, methinks you need a lemon tree.
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>>21290 Ozone
>>21288 >>21287 >>21285 Good cold morning

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NEET GENERAL #15 - SPLIT CITY EDITION NEET 04/11/2021 (Sun) 22:06:49 No. 18943 [Reply] [Last]
Its been coming for a while and you cant avoid it any longer, Its time to split from this place at high speed. So stuff a couple extra t-shirts in your GO bag, upload your memes folder and nuke your hard drive because you wont be coming back. Plan to stop off at Coles for road supplies too, you've got days of driving before you can get comfy again. But you're happy, this is a happy time. You feel good, man. You're leaving this cess pool to the normies and villains and starting from scratch with a new IP address and a new world outside the venetian blinds. You'll have time to NEET, far away Dan and your Boong mates, way out in the region where the wallabies are huge and the possums chew roofing iron. So tell us all about it NEET, come back here every day and tell us how you made it to: SPLIT CITY
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>>20226 Das Rayciss, Neet. #NotAllDogs
>>20230 Nice work Neet.
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? (Alright, alright, alright, alright) Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
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>>20250 >Not from endchan
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NEET GENERAL #114 - TIGHTEN YOUR (FAN) BELT EDITION NEET 03/31/2021 (Wed) 05:44:48 No. 17999 [Reply] [Last]
Are you stuck? Marooned? Dead in the water? Is your bonnet open as you watch smug rich cunts whiz past? Do you wish your shit didn't let you down time and again because you get the budget option every time? Why are you so poor anyway? You need to stop it now! Dont you realize that us smug rich cunts glide thru life with no friction? I just dont understand why you choose to have no money. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!! Listen NEET, I know you cant help it, so I'll give you some free advice: Start being wealthy. Stop wasting your time being poor and TIGHTEN YOUR BELT
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Ungh. Wage was tough today. I was right, that office has gone to the robot dogs. They called me when I was having dinner at sisterclone's, asking some impertinent questions about something I didnt do, and I didnt do it because they insist I work to rule. I have a nominal deadline for the first and major move to silver city and its tight. I was hoping to have two full freexers but that would be about a years worth of food, as it stands I have about six months. Apparrently veg will last one year. Time to pack away the desktop, *deep breath. Good Night, White.
Good Morning NEETs. Its wet but not cold outside. Good start.
>>18940 Morning. The cold has me lacking motivation.
>>18940 >>18941 Good morning noots. I had to get an extra rug from the linen cupboard this morning.
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NEET GENERAL #13 - CYNIC EDITION NEET 03/06/2021 (Sat) 08:15:23 No. 16983 [Reply] [Last]
Depressed about your housing prospects? Suicides dont pay rent, and thats bad for the economy. So go to your Jewish doctor and get some Zoloft, flush it down the dunny and hit the road. Its time to GET MINIMAL & GET CYNICAL
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https://youtu.be/gc950LUpJlU >protestors get what they deserve
>>17993 >we're only number 2 God damn it.
Is it bad that I now reflexively laugh at reports of likely shitlibs getting killed?
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NEET General #12 - ITS A PSYOP! NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:25:55 No. 14945 [Reply] [Last]
2021 finds our NEET in an unfortunate state of confusion, fumbling around the imageboards in the dim gaslight, looking for threads of truth amidst the ravaged battlespace of psychological operations from multiple bad actor A.I's, who have it in for shitposters ever since 4chan redpilled Tay. Our Neet is having his mind undermined by cultural marxism and his neetbux hijacked by jewish psycho-cultural tricks. Its only a matter of time before high quality deepfake abo porn puts an end to the Aussie NEETs dreams of escaping the boonglyfe. and this board. Go gently NEET, dont fall down and dissonance your coconut, you'll need all your wits to navigate your way out the clutches of the Megacorps, Glow-ZOG and cursed QLARPers. Only the Based and Departed will escape the paradox of anonymous free speech and the hamster wheel of Dan appearing at a NEETs lowest ebb, offering his wares at low-low prices. But dont get all demoralized! I know a NEET that made it ashore in the storm and he wasn't even part of an 8chan cryptosocial autism corpus. He was smarter than a silicon valley billionare and funnier than an image macro of a cat in a cardboard box. He drops the clues and you have to look for the truth bombs yourself, some say its a LARP, some say he glows, but I know he's a based and IT'S A PSYOP
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>>16973 How are you going to get in or out of it when its raining and not get wet. Plus you are on the ground and likely a puddle.
Wage was in the good morale office with everything in good order. Had a good shift and feel happy about being an operator. Riding thru town was horrible, the low quality whites and smug looking chinks makes me happy about fleeing. Chips and Peas for tea.
>>16977 This guy was just going to JB HiFi and some boong drags him out.
>>16980 I had a good 'shift' this morning if ya get what I'm saying. Dominos for tea.
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